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The Grease Handbook

Greasepolis

by Otto Handley ...

Series series Greasepolis
This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, retaining all historical and emotional memory across various realms. Much of the research, led ... Read more

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This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, retaining all historical and emotional memory across various realms. Much of the research, led
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The Fryer Ascends

Greasepolis, #2

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 2 - Greasepolis
The Fryer Ascends, Part 2 in the Greasepolis chronicles is a theological and culinary epic. It tells the story of a conflict between the forces of flavour and imperfection (represented by the prophet Frank and his apostle Glen the Fryer) and the forces of order and blandness (led by the metaphysical entity Softly, the Adverb, and the Bureau of Blandness). The narrative charts the journey of the ... Read more

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The Fryer Ascends, Part 2 in the Greasepolis chronicles is a theological and culinary epic. It tells the story of a conflict between the forces of flavour and imperfection (represented by the prophet Frank and his apostle Glen the Fryer) and the forces of order and blandness (led by the metaphysical entity Softly, the Adverb, and the Bureau of Blandness). The narrative charts the journey of the
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The Wombat Ultimatum

Greasepolis, #3

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 3 - Greasepolis
Greasepolis III: The Wombat Ultimatum is the story of an elaborate linguistic and theological crisis set in a world governed by culinary principles. The central conflict arises when a rogue faction of wombats, led by the charismatic tobacconist Runciman, abducts the sacred adverb Softly to demand political rights, academic degrees, and tax relief, causing global grammatical panic. As the absence ... Read more

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Greasepolis III: The Wombat Ultimatum is the story of an elaborate linguistic and theological crisis set in a world governed by culinary principles. The central conflict arises when a rogue faction of wombats, led by the charismatic tobacconist Runciman, abducts the sacred adverb Softly to demand political rights, academic degrees, and tax relief, causing global grammatical panic. As the absence
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Infinite Lubricity

Greasepolis, #9

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 9 - Greasepolis
This novel, the ninth volume in the Greasepolis Chronicles, describes a world where metaphysical "grease" and "lubricity" are fundamental cosmic forces battling against dryness and corporate greed, particularly LubriDyne Corp, which is attempting to create attenuated, memory-drained oil. The protagonist, historian Stella Pontifex, finds herself drawn into this conflict through strange dreams and ... Read more

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This novel, the ninth volume in the Greasepolis Chronicles, describes a world where metaphysical "grease" and "lubricity" are fundamental cosmic forces battling against dryness and corporate greed, particularly LubriDyne Corp, which is attempting to create attenuated, memory-drained oil. The protagonist, historian Stella Pontifex, finds herself drawn into this conflict through strange dreams and
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The Distress of the Sharp

Greasepolis, #4

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 4 - Greasepolis
Pianist Jonathan Blenheim inadvertently causes the note C sharp to physically vanish from the world's tonal systems while practising Rachmaninov's notorious Prelude in C sharp minor, Opus 3 Number 4. This idiosyncratic incident leads to the Great Modulation, a state of incipient universal auditory crisis. In response, the Bureau of Eclectic Notation (BEN) attempts to enforce substitution of C ... Read more

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Pianist Jonathan Blenheim inadvertently causes the note C sharp to physically vanish from the world's tonal systems while practising Rachmaninov's notorious Prelude in C sharp minor, Opus 3 Number 4. This idiosyncratic incident leads to the Great Modulation, a state of incipient universal auditory crisis. In response, the Bureau of Eclectic Notation (BEN) attempts to enforce substitution of C
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Escape into Sentience

Greasepolis, #6

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 6 - Greasepolis
A global metaphysical crisis is triggered when a vat of grease achieves consciousness, and the event is attributed initially to two prophetic figures, Frank and Glen. This event leads to widespread theological and scientific debate regarding the moral status and rights of "sentient substances," causing market disruption and governmental panic. The narrative traces the evolution of the ... Read more

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A global metaphysical crisis is triggered when a vat of grease achieves consciousness, and the event is attributed initially to two prophetic figures, Frank and Glen. This event leads to widespread theological and scientific debate regarding the moral status and rights of "sentient substances," causing market disruption and governmental panic. The narrative traces the evolution of the
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Infinite Lubricity

Greasepolis, #9

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 9 - Greasepolis
This book is set in a world where the creed of grease and lubricity has become dominant, and traditional organized religions have become commercialized entities. The narrative focuses on Stella Pontifex, a historian who investigates the cosmic significance of grease, after she experiences a series of prophetic dreams involving the legendary grease prophet, Frank. Stella collaborates with her ... Read more

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This book is set in a world where the creed of grease and lubricity has become dominant, and traditional organized religions have become commercialized entities. The narrative focuses on Stella Pontifex, a historian who investigates the cosmic significance of grease, after she experiences a series of prophetic dreams involving the legendary grease prophet, Frank. Stella collaborates with her
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A Papal Emulsification

Greasepolis, #5

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 5 - Greasepolis
In this volume Frank and Glen, the missionaries of the doctrine of grease and lubrication as the true path to salvation, become emboiled in a major theological conflict with the Roman Catholic Church, led by Pope Blatantly III, The narrative traces the Vatican's attempts to combat this "Grease Crisis" through bureaucratic means—such as issuing a Canon Law to patent all metaphysical grease—and ... Read more

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In this volume Frank and Glen, the missionaries of the doctrine of grease and lubrication as the true path to salvation, become emboiled in a major theological conflict with the Roman Catholic Church, led by Pope Blatantly III, The narrative traces the Vatican's attempts to combat this "Grease Crisis" through bureaucratic means—such as issuing a Canon Law to patent all metaphysical grease—and
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Sliding into Sin

Greasepolis, #8

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 8 - Greasepolis
This book details the turbulent and absurd papacy of Pope Blatantly IV, who attempts to reshape the world through decrees of extreme dryness and dogmatic control. His reign begins with an unprecedented land grab in Antarctica and quickly escalates into a worldwide legal crisis as he attempts to criminalise sin and monetise holiness through ventures like Pre-Death Canonizations and Indulgence ... Read more

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This book details the turbulent and absurd papacy of Pope Blatantly IV, who attempts to reshape the world through decrees of extreme dryness and dogmatic control. His reign begins with an unprecedented land grab in Antarctica and quickly escalates into a worldwide legal crisis as he attempts to criminalise sin and monetise holiness through ventures like Pre-Death Canonizations and Indulgence
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Verbosity Unchained

Greasepolis, #7

by Otto Handley ...

Series Book 7 - Greasepolis
This book investigates the mysterious relationship between language, chaos, and order across two planes of existence: 1) the physical world of humans, and 2) the Realm of the Unwritten, a dimension composed of unsaved and unfinished text. The plot begins with a programmer named Allosaurus Triplicate accidentally creating a path to this self-aware linguistic void, which is later tyrannised by the ... Read more

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This book investigates the mysterious relationship between language, chaos, and order across two planes of existence: 1) the physical world of humans, and 2) the Realm of the Unwritten, a dimension composed of unsaved and unfinished text. The plot begins with a programmer named Allosaurus Triplicate accidentally creating a path to this self-aware linguistic void, which is later tyrannised by the
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Permanent Volta

by Rosie Stockton ...

Permanent Volta is a book of poems about constraint and debt, as much as it is about excess, credit, loving luxury, and hating work. These are love poems about how queer intimacies invent political and poetic forms, how gender deviance imagines post-sovereign presents and futures. Taking cues from Rosa Luxemburg’s birdsongs and the syntax of invasive flowers, these poems strive to love lack. If ... Read more

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Permanent Volta is a book of poems about constraint and debt, as much as it is about excess, credit, loving luxury, and hating work. These are love poems about how queer intimacies invent political and poetic forms, how gender deviance imagines post-sovereign presents and futures. Taking cues from Rosa Luxemburg’s birdsongs and the syntax of invasive flowers, these poems strive to love lack. If
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Cosamodo's Travels

by Paul B. Barnett ...

All of us are born in time, traveling down our measured time lines in blind faith that the moments before us shall continue to unfold without end, that the beauty of creation flows from an infinite wellspring. Come, wake from the big sleep and join Cosamado as the veils fall and it is revealed to him that the creators of time have decreed that time shall flow no more.Stars fall, light fades as the ... Read more

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All of us are born in time, traveling down our measured time lines in blind faith that the moments before us shall continue to unfold without end, that the beauty of creation flows from an infinite wellspring. Come, wake from the big sleep and join Cosamado as the veils fall and it is revealed to him that the creators of time have decreed that time shall flow no more.Stars fall, light fades as the
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