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  • Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy

    by William Codpiece Thwackery ...
    A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice!When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious ... Read more

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  • A Respectable Man

    A Pride and Prejudice Variation

    by Aubrey Anderson, A Lady ...
    In this Pride and Prejudice variation, a tragic carriage accident leaves Mr. Bennet in a coma from which they are certain he shall never awaken, and robs Jane Bennet's of her status as the most eligible woman in Hertfordshire. Facing the fact that they have no head of household, the remaining Bennets are forced to contact their cousin, the elder Mr. Collins, the rightful heir to Longborn, and his ... Read more

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  • Mr Darcy's Cottage of Earthly Delights

    Shades of Pride and Prejudice

    by Beth Massey ...
    While touring Pemberley, Elizabeth Bennet overhears gossip about Fitzwilliam Darcy that provokes a surge of jealousy. Her worst nightmare has come true, and she flees in despair and anger. Upon returning unexpectedly from London, he hears news from his staff of a young lady of his acquaintance who ran from his house in tears. Rushing to search for the woman of his dreams, he finds her soaked and ... Read more

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  • My Darcy Vibrates...

    by Enid Wilson ...
    What if Darcy was an immortal? What if Mr. Darcy had certain urges? What if Elizabeth professed her feelings to Mr. Darcy first? What if Elizabeth was rumoured to be in love with Mr. Wickham? What if Mr. Darcy's dead parents intervened?This collection of over 20 short stories contains sexy, over-the-top "pick-me-up" stories across the historical, fantasy and modern genres. They are not for the ... Read more

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  • White Lies and Other Half Truths

    by Barbara Tiller Cole ...
    White Lies and Other Half Truths by Barbara Tiller Cole re-imagines the adventures of Darcy and Elizabeth from Pride and Prejudice as an erotic love story about the importance of truth, in this delightful sexy farce.Jane Austen aficionado Cole spins a sexy new tale out of Pride and Prejudice with her novel White Lies and Other Half Truths. In it, Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are back, ... Read more

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  • Darcy & Elizabeth: A Season of Courtship

    by Sharon Lathan ...
    Series Book 1 - Darcy Saga Prequel Duo
    Accepting a marriage proposal is merely the beginning . . . How did Lady Catherine restore Mr. Darcy’s hope to prompt his second proposal? Did Caroline Bingley yield gracefully? Were the Bennets and Meryton citizens approving? Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are betrothed! Readers of The Darcy Saga have shared in the romance, life, and marital escapades of Mr. and Mrs. Darcy. Now the ... Read more

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  • Bewitched, Body and Soul

    Miss Elizabeth Bennet

    by P. O. Dixon ...
    Series series The Pride and Prejudice Variations Collection
    Editorial Review:P .O. Dixon's Bewitched, Body and Soul: Miss Elizabeth Bennet, an adaptation of the work of Jane Austen, is a fascinating retelling of a classic that millions of readers have enjoyed. I found some of the tweaks and changes intriguing. P.O. Dixon maintained much of the writing style but still left signature touches that give it a slightly different flavor. - Judge, Writer's Digest ... Read more

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  • Mr Darcy Likes It Wild

    A Pride and Prejudice Diversion

    by Beth Massey ...
    What if Mr Bennet insisted Lizzy accept Mr Collins' proposal? Would literature's favourite headstrong female submit to save her mother and sisters; or would she do anything to avoid marrying a ridiculous man? 'Mr Darcy Likes It Wild' blends elements of several road trip tales to answer what Elizabeth did. Imagine the silliness of Billy Wilder's 'Some Like It Hot,' the classic gender reversal ... Read more

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  • Bargain with the Devil

    by Enid Wilson ...
    In Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, Fitzwilliam Darcy learns of the debacle involving Elizabeth Bennet's sister several months after he was rejected by Elizabeth, and volunteers to help find her sister, of his own accord.But what if Miss Elizabeth had requested Mr. Darcy's aid in just a few days after the disastrous proposal at Hunsford, and he was still very angry with her refusal? What if he ... Read more

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  • An Unpleasant Walk

    by C. Rafe Carlson ...
    Elizabeth Bennet thinks she is a great judge of character. However, when Colonel Fitzwilliam decides to take her as his mistress, despite her feelings on the matter, Elizabeth is forced to reconsider. Though not fully violated, she knows that his attack would be the ruination of her entire family. Mr. Darcy, who she had judged to be arrogant, disdainful, and ill-tempered, offers his support and ... Read more

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  • Love Will Grow

    A Pride and Prejudice Story

    by P. O. Dixon ...
    Series series The Pride and Prejudice Variations Collection
    The Story Unfolds ♥ Miss Elizabeth Bennet agrees to aid a wealthy heiress in her quest to secure a marriage proposal from her haughty, aristocratic cousin, Fitzwilliam Darcy of Pemberley and Derbyshire. How could Elizabeth know the gentleman has his heart set upon another?Darcy barely acknowledges his cousin's existence. He knows what his family expects of him, but he only has eyes for Elizabeth, ... Read more

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  • The Spinster's Vow: A Spicy Retelling of Mrs. Darcy's Journey to Love

    by Enid Wilson ...
    What if Mr. Bennet went missing and the Bennet women had to leave Longbourn? In this intriguing refashioning of Jane Austen's classic, Mr. Darcy meets a melancholic but spirited Elizabeth Bennet who has vowed to remain a spinster until she finds her father.A debauchery at a masquerade forces the couple to marry. Will Elizabeth resent Mr. Darcy's arrogance, which forced her to break her vow? Will ... Read more

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