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  • Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy

    A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice!When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious ... Read more

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  • A Respectable Man

    A Pride and Prejudice Variation

    In this Pride and Prejudice variation, a tragic carriage accident leaves Mr. Bennet in a coma from which they are certain he shall never awaken, and robs Jane Bennet's of her status as the most eligible woman in Hertfordshire. Facing the fact that they have no head of household, the remaining Bennets are forced to contact their cousin, the elder Mr. Collins, the rightful heir to Longborn, and his ... Read more

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  • Oxford Cottage

    A Pride and Prejudice Variation

    by Leenie Brown ...
    Series series Darcy And... A Pride and Prejudice Variations Collection
    A handsome stranger ~ An unusual cottage ~ A plan for revenge ~ An unexpected loveOn a rainy day in April, Fitzwilliam Darcy and Charles Bingley stop to ask a gentleman for directions to Netherfield since the ones they have been given appear to be faulty. At the gentleman's insistence, Darcy and his friend seek refuge from the rain at a nearby cottage. The young woman who greets them captivates ... Read more

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  • Mr Darcy's Cottage of Earthly Delights

    Shades of Pride and Prejudice

    by Beth Massey ...
    While touring Pemberley, Elizabeth Bennet overhears gossip about Fitzwilliam Darcy that provokes a surge of jealousy. Her worst nightmare has come true, and she flees in despair and anger. Upon returning unexpectedly from London, he hears news from his staff of a young lady of his acquaintance who ran from his house in tears. Rushing to search for the woman of his dreams, he finds her soaked and ... Read more

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  • Darcy Revealed: A Pride and Prejudice Variation

    by Penelope Swan ...
    An unexpected mix-up leads Elizabeth Bennet to renewing her acquaintance with the handsome Mr Darcy during her stay in London. Amid a whirl of society balls, fashionable promenades in Hyde Park and dangerous flirtations, Elizabeth find herself unwittingly drawn to the haughty gentleman. But does Darcy return her feelings or does his heart belong to another? DARCY REVEALED is a standalone Pride and ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • My Darcy Vibrates...

    by Enid Wilson ...
    What if Darcy was an immortal? What if Mr. Darcy had certain urges? What if Elizabeth professed her feelings to Mr. Darcy first? What if Elizabeth was rumoured to be in love with Mr. Wickham? What if Mr. Darcy's dead parents intervened?This collection of over 20 short stories contains sexy, over-the-top "pick-me-up" stories across the historical, fantasy and modern genres. They are not for the ... Read more

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  • Pride and Precipice

    In this modern re-telling of Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth Bennet is a general contractor specializing in the restoration of historic homes. When she and her sister Jane are tasked with the job of turning Netherfield Park into the latest addition in the Bingley Hotels and Hospitality Services’ chain of hotels, they are introduced to Charles Bingley and Fitzwilliam Darcy. So begins one of the ... Read more

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  • Letters from Mr. Darcy

    Excerpt"At present, I find that I had rather be at a ball with you (as your presence will be the only condition thus far that will ever induce me to go; these very balls and social events I once completely dreaded, you have miraculously made fun for everybody.And now having uttered the aforesaid statement, I hardly know myself..." ... Read more

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  • Darcy & Elizabeth: A Season of Courtship

    by Sharon Lathan ...
    Series Book 1 - Darcy Saga Prequel Duo
    Accepting a marriage proposal is merely the beginning . . . How did Lady Catherine restore Mr. Darcy’s hope to prompt his second proposal? Did Caroline Bingley yield gracefully? Were the Bennets and Meryton citizens approving? Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are betrothed! Readers of The Darcy Saga have shared in the romance, life, and marital escapades of Mr. and Mrs. Darcy. Now the ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • White Lies and Other Half Truths

    White Lies and Other Half Truths by Barbara Tiller Cole re-imagines the adventures of Darcy and Elizabeth from Pride and Prejudice as an erotic love story about the importance of truth, in this delightful sexy farce.Jane Austen aficionado Cole spins a sexy new tale out of Pride and Prejudice with her novel White Lies and Other Half Truths. In it, Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are back, ... Read more

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  • An Unpleasant Walk

    Elizabeth Bennet thinks she is a great judge of character. However, when Colonel Fitzwilliam decides to take her as his mistress, despite her feelings on the matter, Elizabeth is forced to reconsider. Though not fully violated, she knows that his attack would be the ruination of her entire family. Mr. Darcy, who she had judged to be arrogant, disdainful, and ill-tempered, offers his support and ... Read more

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  • Bewitched, Body and Soul

    Miss Elizabeth Bennet

    by P. O. Dixon ...
    Series series The Pride and Prejudice Variations Collection
    Editorial Review:P .O. Dixon's Bewitched, Body and Soul: Miss Elizabeth Bennet, an adaptation of the work of Jane Austen, is a fascinating retelling of a classic that millions of readers have enjoyed. I found some of the tweaks and changes intriguing. P.O. Dixon maintained much of the writing style but still left signature touches that give it a slightly different flavor. - Judge, Writer's Digest ... Read more

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