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  • Audiobook

    It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 5

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 5 - It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    Unabridged

    1 hour 39 min

    Scorchville is being raided…Life was peaceful in the Overworld… for about three ticks.Until a band of pillagers raids Scorchville. Which is no big deal when you’re the ender dragon. Except there’s something strange about this raid. I just can’t put my claw on what it is.Right after, a stranger arrives in town looking for a quiet life. Tully is convinced she’s suspicious, but since I know how hard ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 4

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    Unabridged

    1 hour 57 min

    When my best friend starts glitching, I know I need to find a way to save him.Isamu is pulling out apples instead of swords and spawning in all the places he shouldn’t.My only clue is to find a mysterious mermaid who might hold the answer to his problems. Sounds like an easy quest for a dragon. What could possibly go wrong?Everything. A stowaway villager. An angry phantom only Isamu can see. And ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    Unabridged

    1 hour 22 min

    Does anyone ever check in with Bowser? With Robotnik? No. And it kind of sucks to be the Ender Dragon!I didn’t choose to be the final boss. I just wanted to give baby villagers rides. Read books. Be chill.But the rest of Minecraftia? Yeah, they’re not chill with dragons.Now I'm stuck in The End... a barren void where the only visitors show up to battle me for bragging rights.But maybe, just maybe, ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Skully Skeleton 3

    Snow Adventure

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - Skully Skeleton

    Unabridged

    1 hour 16 min

    It’s time to explore the snow biomes!For our next adventure, Fred and I are travelling straight into the snow.It’s pretty amazing. There are snowball fights, golems, sleds, and some very fluffy arctic foxes. Even the polar bears seem friendly enough… from a distance.But the snow is hiding some dangerous secrets.Strange skeletons watch us from the trees. And something isn’t right with Ishmael.When ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 3

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    Unabridged

    1 hour 6 min

    Can’t a dragon get a break?Just when I thought things might finally quieten down in Scorchville, something feels… off.Someone’s sneaking around the village at night and stealing vegetables. Sure, it’s not exactly an End-of-the-World emergency, but the villagers act like it’s a code-red crisis. And apparently I’m the dragon for the job.With my best friend Isamu backing me up, I figure this mystery ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Skully Skeleton 2

    Ocean Adventure

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - Skully Skeleton

    Unabridged

    1 hour 22 min

    Now that I’m officially an explorer, it’s time for my first big adventure in the ocean!I’ve never seen so much water in my life… or so many weird mobs. There are helpful dolphins, super-sleepy squids, and a parrot who doesn’t have an off switch.But something out there is wrong.There’s a shadow in the deep. Something big. Something dangerous.Fred and I have to figure out what it is before it ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 2

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    Unabridged

    1 hour 7 min

    It STILL Sucks to Be the Ender DragonI finally escaped The End and found a semi-peaceful life giving joyrides to baby villagers… until I saw something impossible: another dragon in the Overworld.A red dragon. And he’s not majestic or mysterious. He’s the rudest, grossest, most irritating mob I’ve ever met. He’s also intent on destroying the village and every mob in it.The villagers are panicking. ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    I Turned Into a Minecraft Chicken 4

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - Stuck In Minecraft

    Unabridged

    1 hour 47 min

    A battle for the Overworld is brewing and I need to be there!I used to be a regular kid, until I got stuck in Minecraft. But you probably know that, right?Amelia and I are busy decoding the second clue when we get a request from our favourite farting creeper to join the battle. But there’s no way we can make it on time… unless we find a shortcut.Along the way we meet some forgetful players, ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    I Turned Into A Minecraft Chicken - Book 7

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 7 - Stuck In Minecraft

    Unabridged

    1 hour 37 min

    This contest is cooked!In our hunt for the next rare item, we’re pitted against disgruntled goats, peeved-off players, and a witch who’s set on finding the best baker in Minecraft… no matter what gets blown up in the process.Oh… and there’s also Trevor the Travel Camel. That one’s hard to explain.If we want the rare item, we’ll have to win.But there’s far more to this contest than meets the eye…I ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 6

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 6 - It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

    Unabridged

    1 hour 38 min

    Chomp and Flame are missing…I thought Scorchville’s first-ever Talent Quest would be a peaceful day to be a dragon.Of course I was wrong!A wandering trader arrives, searching for new acts for his travelling circus… and he thinks two baby dragons would be perfect!Not on my watch!But the next morning, the baby dragons are gone. Even worse, Crispin the red dragon is missing from his puzzle prison.Now ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    I Turned Into A Minecraft Chicken 2

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - Stuck In Minecraft

    Unabridged

    1 hour 29 min

    "Bauk! Cluck! Bauk!"That’s chicken for "I just got blown up into a million pieces by some TNT." It’s not as bad as it sounds, especially when you can respawn!If you can’t tell, I’m a chicken. A Minecraft chicken, to be precise. But I used to be a kid, just like you, before I got stuck inside a video game.Me and my friend Amelia are trying to get home. But first, we’ll have to face a crazy player, ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    I Turned Into A Minecraft Chicken 3

    by Wil Zombie ...
    Narrated by David Van Der Molen ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - Stuck In Minecraft

    Unabridged

    1 hour 51 min

    It’s time to be a chicken spy!I’m a regular kid who got stuck in Minecraft. But I didn’t end up as a player… I turned into a Minecraft chicken! Me and my friend Amelia are trying to get home.Washed up on a mysterious island, I finally get to use my spy skills. But I have my work cut out for me with angry sheep, a gang of pirates and what might have been a mermaid… there’s some weird stuff ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus