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  • Hexes for the Modern Age

    Contemporary Curses for the People Who Irritate You the Most

    by Val Brains ...
    Let’s face it: most people irritate us. Hexes for the Modern Age is a tongue-in-cheek approach to giving these folks a taste of their own medicine. While inspired by witches’ curses of the past, this is a gift book of 120 funny spells specific to the smartphone-obsessed, overworked, hipster-drenched reality of the present day.Organized by category—love, work, roommates, traffic, pets, weddings, ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

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    by Nik Richie ...
    TheDirty.com, a heavily trafficked online gossip sheet, was created by an entrepreneur by the name of Nik Richie--whose Iranian parents named him Hooman Karamian.Richie's appearances on programs like Dr. Phil, Anderson Cooper 360, Nancy Grace, and 20/20 suddenly provided him with notoriety as the Internet's bad boy, whose site is employed by angry ex-mates (of both sexes) to post sordid and ... Read more

    $8.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • 44 Horrible Dates

    "This book is a hilarious romp of true life (unfortunately). Read it and prepare for your next date."—James Van Praagh, New York Times bestselling author, Talking to Heaven"Every story is the truth and every truthful moment is a hilarious journey! It's as if you're listening to your best friend at a coffee shop and watching a stand—up take command of the stage. You won't be disappointed as you ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Billy's Log

    Bridget Jones's Diary... for lads! For Billy Ellis life is one series of disasters after another. His haemorrhoids have just cost him promotion his new boss is threatening to move in next door and on the very occasions he need a condom he cant even buy a packet without almost getting arrested. As if that wasnt bad enough hes suddenly woken up to the fact that hes almost thirty still single and has ... Read more

    $3.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Got Milf?

    The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking A Minivan

    by Sarah Maizes ...
    YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK.For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Best Pick Up Lines: The Most Effective Lines Women Would Like To Hear For An Easy Hook Up

    Make her smile with a line worth the while!Here is a quick way to pick girls with best lines!Do you wish that you can come up with the golden words that women would love to hear?"This book is amazing! It made me feel confident in approaching more women-Riku N."We all know that women can be complicating sometimes. Attracting them can be a mystery though sometimes they just want to hear the words ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Texts From Your Ex

    by Unspirational ...
    We've all drunk-texted an ex, but these painfully funny posts from the massively popular Instagram account 'Texts From Your Ex' take things to extremes as they plead, rant, insult, and just downright confuse their intended targets.From those with zero shame ("Let's take a bubble bath together?!"), to the chancers ("U wanna go to Mexico with me?" "No" "What about New Mexico?") and the deluded ("I'm ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Clearly, I Didn't Think This Through

    The Story of One Tall Girl's Impulsive, Ill-Conceived, and Borderline Irresponsible Life Decisions

    by Anna Goldfarb ...
    In Her Defense, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time...Although Anna Goldfarb is very tall, she can't seem to grow up. While her friends lead lives seemingly plucked out of the pages of an Ikea catalog, she is still trying to figure out where she’ll score this week’s beer money.Maturity used to be something she aspired to, but as a woman in her early thirties, it is finally time for her to take ... Read more

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  • Maggie Muff's Norn Iron Dictionary

    by Leesa Harker ...
    Series Book 4 - Maggie Muff Trilogy
    Looking for the definitive definitions of boke and eejit? Can you tell your Ginny-Anns from your Granny Mushes? This definitive guide to Northern Irish slang will have you talking like a native in no time. Maggie Muff is Belfast’s new heroine, the 21st-century answer to John Pepper. In this fantastic book, she guides readers through the maze of Northern Irish dialect, covering everything from ... Read more

    $6.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • God's Doodle

    The Life and Times of the Penis

    You will be impotent with both laughter as you read this "remarkably entertaining and informative look at the male organ down through the ages . . . undeniably funny” (Booklist).Throughout history, man has revered his penis as his “most precious ornament.” From small to large, thick to thin, smooth to wrinkled, Thomas Hickman lets the history of this mystery hang out for all to see. Offering ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • You Blew It!

    An Awkward Look at the Many Ways in Which You've Already Ruined Your Life

    A hilarious examination of faux pas for readers of Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half and Jenny Lawson’s Let’s Pretend This Never HappenedHumankind is doomed. Especially you.It’s already too late. From overstaying your welcome at a party, to leaving passive-aggressive post-its on your roommate’s belongings, to letting your date know the extent of the internet reconnaissance you did on them—you're ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • The Heartbreak of Conversation and Why Men Should Never Wear Pretty Stockings

    by Nathan Graham ...
    As a child, Nathan Graham was convinced he would one day lead a worry-free existence filled with independence and acclaim. Unfortunately for him, his goals have yet to be realized. In his collection of humorous essays, Graham shares stories from a life paved with weird and quirky characters, including suicidal survivalists; hollow celebrity look-alikes; meandering men of God; and hapless, ... Read more

    $3.99 USD