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The Outhouse Reader

by Texas Bix Bender, Roy English ...

"Humor abounds" in this collection of western-style wit and wisdom by the author of the classic Don't Squat with Your Spurs On ( Midwest Book Review).It's easy to win at solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses.The shallower the stream, the louder the babble.Don't worry too much about what other people think about you. If they're giving you any thought at all, they're probably wondering what you ... Read more

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"Humor abounds" in this collection of western-style wit and wisdom by the author of the classic Don't Squat with Your Spurs On ( Midwest Book Review).It's easy to win at solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses.The shallower the stream, the louder the babble.Don't worry too much about what other people think about you. If they're giving you any thought at all, they're probably wondering what you
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Don't Squat With Your Spurs On

A Cowboy's Guide to Life

by Texas Bix Bender ...

With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is "worthy of a book rustler" ( South Bend Tribune).In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don't Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It's filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The ... Read more

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With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is "worthy of a book rustler" ( South Bend Tribune).In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don't Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It's filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The
... Read more
A Lifetime of Cowboy Wisdom

by Texas Bix Bender ...

Series series Western Humor
A trusty collection of common-sense advice for facing life’s ups and downs with a little more grit and a whole lot of humor.A Lifetime of Cowboy Wisdom deals out down-home wisdom and hearty doses of common sense by beloved author Texas Bix Bender. Drawing from his popular works of humor like the Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On! series, this new humor collection gathers the best of Bender’s straight ... Read more

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A trusty collection of common-sense advice for facing life’s ups and downs with a little more grit and a whole lot of humor.A Lifetime of Cowboy Wisdom deals out down-home wisdom and hearty doses of common sense by beloved author Texas Bix Bender. Drawing from his popular works of humor like the Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On! series, this new humor collection gathers the best of Bender’s straight
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A Rancher's Guide to Life

by Texas Bix Bender ...

Working the land gives you wisdom in spades, just ask the author of the Don't Squat with Your Spurs On series.Quips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman's humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole. Gems include:"For every mile of bad road you travel, there's two miles of ... Read more

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Working the land gives you wisdom in spades, just ask the author of the Don't Squat with Your Spurs On series.Quips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman's humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole. Gems include:"For every mile of bad road you travel, there's two miles of
... Read more
The Cowgirl's Guide to Life

by Gladiola Montana, Texas Bix Bender ...

Straight talk from the lassoin' lady—from knowing the best time to hold your tongue to using the right bait when you're fishing for compliments.This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about living and loving. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include:"It ... Read more

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Straight talk from the lassoin' lady—from knowing the best time to hold your tongue to using the right bait when you're fishing for compliments.This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about living and loving. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include:"It
... Read more
A Cowboy's Guide to Life

by Texas Bix Bender ...

Saddle up with the author of the popular Don't Squat with Your Spurs On series as he drops some knowledge as only a cowpoke can.Texas Bix Bender's witty and straightforward western wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include:"Always drink upstream from the herd.""If you're ridin' a high horse, there ain't no way to get down off it gracefully.""Sorry looks back. Worry ... Read more

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Saddle up with the author of the popular Don't Squat with Your Spurs On series as he drops some knowledge as only a cowpoke can.Texas Bix Bender's witty and straightforward western wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include:"Always drink upstream from the herd.""If you're ridin' a high horse, there ain't no way to get down off it gracefully.""Sorry looks back. Worry
... Read more
Official Sidekick Handbook

by Texas Bix Bender ...

A hilarious mock self-help book, The Sidekick Solution shows readers the benefits of being second best: eating what you want, letting the ax fall on someone else, and avoiding the heavy lifting while getting co-billing. Chapters with comic book-style illustrations cover such topics as the art of the supportive guffaw; famous sidekicks, from the fairly obscure Jimmy the Hun to Ed McMahon; the ... Read more

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A hilarious mock self-help book, The Sidekick Solution shows readers the benefits of being second best: eating what you want, letting the ax fall on someone else, and avoiding the heavy lifting while getting co-billing. Chapters with comic book-style illustrations cover such topics as the art of the supportive guffaw; famous sidekicks, from the fairly obscure Jimmy the Hun to Ed McMahon; the
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Don't Squat With Your Spurs On, Volume No. 2

A Cowboy's Guide to Life

by Texas Bix Bender ...

More Western wit, wisdom, and words to live by!Whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you're drinking or pouring.A stranger's business ain't yours.We might not be so bad off if we had a little less of everything.Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." This follow-up the multimillion-selling collection of cowboy wit and ... Read more

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More Western wit, wisdom, and words to live by!Whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you're drinking or pouring.A stranger's business ain't yours.We might not be so bad off if we had a little less of everything.Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." This follow-up the multimillion-selling collection of cowboy wit and
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Cowboy Etiquette

by Texas Bix Bender ...

Series series Western Humor
Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.”That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! ... Read more

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Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.”That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
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Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread

A Cowgirl's Guide to Life

by Gladiola Montana ...

Get the western woman's take on life with this collection of wise and witty quips and quotations."Callin' women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin' men the stronger one.""Anybody who thinks they know everything ain't been around long enough to know anything.""When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you're close to winning the key to his heart.""If you're fixin' to ... Read more

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Get the western woman's take on life with this collection of wise and witty quips and quotations."Callin' women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin' men the stronger one.""Anybody who thinks they know everything ain't been around long enough to know anything.""When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you're close to winning the key to his heart.""If you're fixin' to
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Year of the Big Thaw

by Marion Zimmer Bradley ...

Mr. Emmett did his duty by the visitor from another world--never doubting the right of it. ... Read more

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Mr. Emmett did his duty by the visitor from another world--never doubting the right of it.
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The Last Cowboy

by Sheila Jecks ...

The old cowboy sat in his chair on the porch of the new cabin. He watched the rim of the desert. How many more days would there be? He knew this was his last hurrah.The hired hand didn't understand, but it didn't matter anymore. It was almost over.Today...thought the old man, it has to be today, I feel it in my bones.He sat on the porch and looked at the sky: the hired hand told him there would be ... Read more

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The old cowboy sat in his chair on the porch of the new cabin. He watched the rim of the desert. How many more days would there be? He knew this was his last hurrah.The hired hand didn't understand, but it didn't matter anymore. It was almost over.Today...thought the old man, it has to be today, I feel it in my bones.He sat on the porch and looked at the sky: the hired hand told him there would be
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