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  • 1000 Years of Annoying the French

    The author of A Year in the Merde and Talk to the Snail offers a highly biased and hilarious view of French history in this international bestseller.Things have been just a little awkward between Britain and France ever since the Norman invasion in 1066. Fortunately—after years of humorously chronicling the vast cultural gap between the two countries—author Stephen Clarke is perfectly positioned ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How the French Won Waterloo - or Think They Did

    Published in the 200th Anniversary year of the Battle of Waterloo a witty look at how the French still think they won, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde.Two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, the French are still in denial.If Napoleon lost on 18 June 1815 (and that's a big 'if'), then whoever rules the universe got it wrong. As soon as the ... Read more

    $12.79 USD

  • A Year in the Merde

    A Year in the Merde is the almost-true account of the author'sadventures as an expat in Paris. Based on his own experiences and withnames changed to "avoid embarrassment, possible legal action-and toprevent the author's legs being broken by someone in a Yves SaintLaurent suit", the book is narrated by Paul West, atwenty-seven-year-old Brit who is brought to Paris by a French companyto open a chain ... Read more

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  • Merde in Europe

    A Brit goes undercover in Brussels

    THE POST-BREXIT EDITION - brand new chapters with extra EU chaos for Englishman Paul West.An Englishman, Paul West, goes to Brussels to work for a French MEP. There he gets an insider's view of what really goes on in the massive madhouse that is the EU Parliament. With the referendum on the horizon, things are even more hysterical than usual.When the Brexit result comes in, Paul has to make a ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • A Girl I love

    A true story about how I found love in the strangest of places. What kind of hookup was this? Find out where I meet this lovely girl. Do we live the happy ever after I always wanted?You can also find out all there is to know about the beautiful world of love. What unique way will I express my love to this dream girl? After my experience I learnt a lot about love, you can see another side of love ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Paris Revealed

    The Secret Life of a City

    A hilarious insider's guide to Paris by the author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French: "Clarke's eye for detail is terrific" ( The Washington Post).Stephen Clarke may have adopted Paris as his home, but he still has an Englishman's eye for the people, cafés, art, sidewalks, food, fashion, and romance that make Paris a one-of-a-kind city. This irreverent outsider-turned-insider guide shares local ... Read more

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  • Dial M for Merde

    A Novel

    This international bestseller from the author of A Year in the Merde "combines the gaffes of Bridget Jones with the boldness of James Bond" ( Publishers Weekly).When the glorious oceanographer Gloria Monday convinces Paul West to travel to the swank beaches of southern France—where she's investigating caviar-smuggling cartels—he assumes he's about to have the time of his life. But for West, France ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Merde at the Paris Olympics

    Going for Pétanque Gold

    "Some really excellent one-liners and a great story." Ian Moore, author, Death & Croissants."This novel is hysterical!" Rebecca Leffler, writer and Creative Consultant on the Netflix TV series Emily in Paris,.By the author of A Year in the Merde and 1000 Years of Annoying the French.Englishman Paul West is living in Paris (where he arrived long before Emily, by the way) and he's gearing up for the ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • Deciding on a Business

    A best–selling guide from British enterprise start–up professional Stephen Clarke covering the most widespread grave error made in enterprise, not picking the right enterprise to start with. This session will supply you with significant evaluation methods to conclude which business is right for you. If you are just starting out, designing a new project, setting up at home or extending a present ... Read more

    $3.30 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Charles Worth, the Englishman Who Invented Parisian Haute Couture

    ... with the invaluable help of his French wife Marie and the Empress Eugénie

    Even the French acknowledge this English designer, Charles Worth (1825-95) as the founder of French haute couture. This new biography by the author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French tells for the first time the full story of Worth's often-underestimated wife Marie, who was his muse, chief saleswoman and the first-ever full-time fashion model.Writing with the help of the Worth family, Stephen ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

    The entertaining biography of Edward VII and his playboy lifestyle, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde.Despite fierce opposition from his mother, Queen Victoria, Edward VII was always passionately in love with France.He had affairs with the most famous Parisian actresses, courtesans and can-can dancers. He spoke French more elegantly than English ... Read more

    $17.89 USD

  • A Brief History of the Future

    What if teleportation was really possible? Englishman Richie Fisher is about to find out ...Richie and his wife Clara have won a weekend in New York in a newspaper competition. While Clara is off blowing their spending money, Richie wanders aimlessly, chewing on a veggie-burger, ending up in a gift-shop where he finds himself standing in front of an instant transporter machine. It looks nothing ... Read more

    $19.09 USD