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  • A Robot Named Clunk

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Hal Spacejock
    In a vast, inhabited galaxy, two corrupt businessmen are battling each other for supremacy. At stake is a lucrative contract, and these ruthless antagonists will not quit until one of them takes the prize.Clunk, an elderly robot, and Hal Spacejock, a penniless cargo pilot, are worthless pawns to be sucked in by these corrupt businessmen. Sucked in, chewed up and spat out again.But this time the ... Read more

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  • Peace Force

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Harriet Walsh
    Welcome to the Peace Force!Would you work for a deranged robot? Harriet Walsh does!It's her first day on the job, and Peace Force trainee Harriet Walsh is given a pretend case to solve. It's not like she can take on a real case, because Dismolle is a peaceful planet and there's absolutely no crime.That's about to change, though, because Harriet's unearthed some real, live suspects. Now she just ... Read more

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  • A Portion of Dragon and Chips

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Dragon and Chips
    Welcome to the Old Kingdom!It's a wonderful time to visit! There's lots to do and plenty to see!Participate* in a public execution!Wave a pathetic little sword at the Queen's Champion! (With luck**, become the new queen's champion!)Practice real magic***, in public!Make fun of the Halfling**** and experience excruciating pain!What are you waiting for? Dive into the Old Kingdom right now! *****<p.. ... Read more

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  • A Riddle in Bronze

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Mysteries in Metal
    An unlikely trio of ghost hunters ply their trade in Victorian England. But have they met their match?London, 1871. When I applied for the position of bookkeeper with Professor Twickham and his daughter, I lied about my qualifications. In turn, they lied about the job for which I was applying.Had we not been so untruthful with each other, there might have been fewer night terrors stalking the ... Read more

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  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two

    Hal Spacejock books 4-6, plus Framed

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Get three books in one! Set in the distant future, where humanity spans the galaxy and robots are second-class citizens, Hal Spacejock will strike a chord with fans of Red Dwarf and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, while simultaneously forging its own wacky, off-beat path through the cosmos.Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two contains books 4-6 in the Hal Spacejock series (No Free Lunch, Baker's Dough and ... Read more

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  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus One

    Books 1-3 in the Hal Spacejock series

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    "I read it at a sitting and couldn't put it down." - Tom HoltHal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch,... ... Read more

    $6.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Secret Signal

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Hal Junior
    The Secret Signal is the first book in a thrilling new series by award-winning author, Simon Haynes.No swearing and no adult concepts ... just good clean fun.Ten-year-old Hal Junior lives with his mum and dad aboard a space station orbiting planet Gyris, along with a large crew of scientists and his best mate, Stephen "Stinky" Binn.Hal's way smarter than the adults on board, but instead of flying ... Read more

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  • Raiders

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - The Secret War
    Sam Willet expected to become a fighter pilot, just like her brother, but instead she's selected for Tactical Operations.She expected to blast enemies in deep space, but instead she's stationed on a third-rate ship. Her job: to direct battles from the safety of her console.She was supposed to end the decades-old interstellar war with fancy flying and withering bursts of gunfire, not with a screen ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Dragon and Chips Omnibus One

    The complete first trilogy

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Dragon and Chips
    For the first time, get all three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single collection.More than 800 pages with over 210,000 words of fiction.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and more.Get it now!(All three novels are also available in audiobook) ... Read more

    $8.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How to Write a Novel

    The secrets of a full-time author

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Do any of these sound familiar?• You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.• You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.• You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and ... Read more

    $5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Harriet Walsh Omnibus One

    Harriet Walsh books 1-3

    by Simon Haynes ...
    For the first time, get all three Harriet Walsh novels in one volume!All the Harriet Walsh novels are set in the distant future, where the galaxy has been colonised and human-like robots are commonplace. They're good clean fun, written with wry humor.PEACE FORCEWould you work for a deranged robot? Harriet Walsh does!Harriet's weapon won't fire without the right paperwork, the patrol car is driving ... Read more

    $8.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three

    Hal Spacejock books 7-9, plus Albion

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Contains Hal Spacejock books 7-9 plus Albion.Hal Spacejock 7: Big BangA house clearance job sounds like easy money, but rising floodwaters, an unstable landscape and a surprise find are going to make life very difficult for Hal and Clunk.Hal Spacejock 8: Double TroubleHal Spacejock lands on planet Alteia, where he's so distracted by his own problems that he forgets to collect Clunk from the ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus