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  • The Left Hand of Dog

    An extremely silly tale of alien abduction

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 1 - Starship Teapot
    Escaping intergalactic kidnappers has never been quite so ridiculous.When Lem and her faithful dog, Spock, retreat from the city for a few days of hiking in Algonquin Park, the last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by aliens. No, scratch that. The last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by a bunch of strangely adorable intergalactic bounty hunters aboard a ship called the Teapot.After Lem ... Read more

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  • Starship Teapot: Books #1–3

    Three Silly Tales of Life in Space

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 1 - Starship Teapot
    Three great novels for one low price! This bundle is a must read for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, and Discworld.The Left Hand of Dog (Starship Teapot #1)Intergalactic kidnappers! A chatty horse! Sentient glitter gas! And a dog!When Lem and her dog retreat from the city for a few days, they don’t expect to wind up aboard the starship Teapot with ... Read more

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  • The Night Before

    A jolly little story … in space

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series series Starship Teapot
    Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;The stockings were hung in the mess hall with careIn hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. ... Read more

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  • Devon’s Island

    Planning the first permanent Mars colony

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 1 - Devon Island Mars Colony
    Neurodiverse, culturally diverse, gender-bendy, socio-politico-economic, drunken-arguments-in-the-pub science fiction. Not bang-bang-pew-pew science fiction.Other stories will take you to Mars. This one will take you inside the boardroom, the pub, and the bedroom with the people planning the mission.Gurdeep is an engineer and a soldier. Georgie’s a food scientist. One is pragmatic with a tough ... Read more

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  • Jurassic Dark

    A not-actually-scary sci-fi horror story

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series series Starship Teapot
    There’s something in the dark … but is Lem’s imagination worse than reality?Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It’s a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well.Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there.With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem ... Read more

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  • Dare vs the Doll

    A not-actually-scary horror short story

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series series Deptford Paranormals
    Who expects a haunted doll to be such a nuisance?When Dare’s dog discovers an abandoned doll on their doorstep, Dare assumes it’s nothing more than a lost toy… until it begins to talk.After the doll offers up a string of bad suggestions and unhelpful advice, Dare is left wondering if the isolation of lockdown has finally proved too much.Struggling to get rid of the bad-tempered toy, Dare has no ... Read more

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  • Livid Skies

    Building the first permanent Mars colony

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 2 - Devon Island Mars Colony series
    A fresh start, a queer social liberal dream, and a planet that wants to kill you.Carving out a life on Mars is no easy feat. With Earth in the throes of a devastating pandemic, autistic scientist Devon and her fellow colonists are faced with the momentous task of establishing a new society – one that learns from the past and prioritises sustainability over short-term gain.Noble aspirations are ... Read more

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  • Ainlay vs Infernal Support

    A ghost story for the modern era

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 2 - Deptford Paranormals
    There are three certainties in modern life: death, taxes, and infuriating customer support.Even when you’re dead, you can’t catch a break. Ainlay Harrison is surprised to wake up as a ghost – and even more surprised to be onboarded into the AfterLife™’s most exciting project: hauntings.After a simple typo leaves Ainlay stranded at the wrong address, the only option is to correct the mistake – but ... Read more

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  • Judgement Dave

    Sci-fi that puts the cat in catastrophe

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 2 - Starship Teapot
    This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe.Plucked from her home on Earth and ending up aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, Lem and the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands… and then they receive an urgent last-minute call to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and an ... Read more

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  • Frozen Heck

    A not-remotely-scary sci-fi horror novel

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 4 - Starship Teapot
    Stranded in deep space ... but at least they have donuts.When a warp engine malfunction spits them out in a distant corner of the galaxy, Lem and the crew of the Teapot seek refuge with the robotic catering staff of a backwater space station. With their ship out of action and comms offline, all they can do is wait for rescue … and enjoy the best snacks this side of the Oort Cloud.But when a ... Read more

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  • Consider Pegasus

    A space tale about unicorn rights

    by SI CLARKE ...
    Series Book 3 - Starship Teapot
    A secret unicorn, a desperate family, and a cop dead set on hunting them down.Lem and the rag-tag gang of galactic adventurers on the starship Teapot are set to become roadies for the galaxy’s hottest band – but an urgent call from Bexley’s family means the rock stars will have to wait.Bexley’s soon-to-be-born sibling has a big secret: wings. On planet Hwin, skeledivergence is outlawed, so the ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Jurassic Dark

    A not-actually-scary sci-fi horror story

    by Si Clarke ...
    Narrated by Kay Eluvian ...
    Series series Starship Teapot

    Unabridged

    33 min

    There’s something in the dark … but is Lem’s imagination worse than reality?Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It’s a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well.Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there.With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus