Skip to main content
Search Button
United States Kobo store Gift Cards Help

Rakuten Kobo

Wishlist

Shopping Cart

You're getting the VIP treatment!

Item(s) unavailable for purchase
Please review your cart. You can remove the unavailable item(s) now or we'll automatically remove it at Checkout.
itemsitem
itemsitem

Recommended For You

Loading...


Showing 1 - 12 of 144 results for “scott gordon”
Skip side bar filters

  • Scaredy-Monster

    by Scott Gordon ...
    When Rex stumbles across a monster in his bedroom one evening, he's not sure what to do. Hide under the bed? "Hey, that's where I sleep!" says the monster. The closet? Aren't there monsters in there, too?Clearly the big, not-so-scary monster is up to no good—like taking his Nintendo Switch for a spin.Approximately 2,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Operationalizing Information Security - Putting the Top 10 SIEM Best Practices to Work

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Applying a top 10 best practices approach to leverage security information event management (SIEM), this e-book offers infosec professionals the means to gain more assured value from SIEM. Whether seeking to streamline incident response, automate compliance processes, better manage security and operational risk, or build out deployments, examine key process, metrics and technology considerations. ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth.A food misadventure of ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER has a super-sized problem. He forgot to give Santa his wish list, and faces the real possibility that his kids might not get any Christmas presents when the joyous day rolls around.SANTA CLAUS is nowhere to be found, and there don't appear to be any flights in or out of the North Pole. Traveling to the frozen wasteland might offer some clues...if one could get there.. ... Read more

    $3.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him.Approximately 11,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie! ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza a Spanking

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Great heavens! This frog really is crazy!This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza.Will the world ever be the same again?Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).NOTE: A sneak peek of My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar.Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills.WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl.Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there."Hello?" ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Penguin Way

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Look deep inside. You have what it takes. It's within you, as long as you believe in yourself and don't give up.That is the penguin way. Leave your doubts at the door. You shall succeed!This picture book is intended for children 3-6, but adults will also get a kick out of it! ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Fresh from stumbling across Double Agent Orangegrove and the mysterious Earth 2 project, SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER realizes that he's having trouble remembering things...well anything, for that matter...outside of his world class love for Twinkies. When he learns that the Hostess factory is shutting down for good and may have produced its last Ding Dong, he realizes that the world has a crisis on ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    It’s Fred the Frog’s first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn’t see the end of it.Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we’re talking about here—expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops up around every corner.When the newbie agent notices a Navel orange slip away from the compound, he’s more than a ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Bug: The Cruel Journey That Never Was

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Bug: The Journey
    Skye Butterfly has a problem. Winter is fast approaching, and the creatures of the land keep telling her that she must fly south with the birds. One after another, they ask her to bring an assortments of strange things back. Back what exactly are they up to? And where will the journey ultimately lead her?Approximately 3,400 words. For children ages 6 to 8.Descriptions of my other popular children ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus