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  • The Penguin Way

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Look deep inside. You have what it takes. It's within you, as long as you believe in yourself and don't give up.That is the penguin way. Leave your doubts at the door. You shall succeed!This picture book is intended for children 3-6, but adults will also get a kick out of it! ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Alphabet All-Stars

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Alphabet All-Stars
    Looking for a fun way to learn the ABC's? Try the Alphabet All-Stars line of children's picture books. Each volume is full of bright, vivid imagery that encourages your child, teaches them interesting facts, and entertains as they proceed through the colorful alphabet.35 pages in all. Intended for children 3 to 5. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main ... Read more

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  • Taming Your Pet Monster: An Operational Guide

    by Scott Gordon ...
    The craziest user guide you'll ever read! Written for mommies and daddies just as much as their children, Taming Your Pet Monster is filled with laugh-out-loud humor and bizarre situations. Witty, colorful and unique, this is one wacky ride you'll never forget!This book is approximately 60 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • My Crazy Pet Frog

    by Scott Gordon ...
    MY CRAZY PET FROG doesn't know what he is! Perhaps he's a secret agent or a world champion golfer. Who knows? One day to the next, he runs in circles, trying to be everything for everyone. It's not until he comes across one of his loved ones that he realizes the most important thing of all…From Scott Gordon, author of My Little Pet Dragon, A Little Book About You and Taming Your Pet Monster: An ... Read more

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  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series Book 1 - Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth.Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him?Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig.Descriptions of my ... Read more

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  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life."The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers.""Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen."No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes ... Read more

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  • Adorable Dogs: Jack Russell Terriers

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Adorable Dogs
    Don’t look now, but that crazy Jack Russell Terrier thinks he’s your dog. Didn’t he recently escape from a mental hospital? Now he’s asking for things—a trip to Tahiti (though Maui would do just fine), and most importantly, FOOD! Good thing you don’t have any money. Or food. Still, he won’t stop bothering you. Maybe if you put him to work, he might just go away. (Be careful what you wish for…)A ... Read more

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  • Pigtastic

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series Book 1 - Pigtastic
    Pigtastic! is an fun picture book featuring more than 25 pages of adorable computer-generated art.Introduce your children to a great message about accepting people for who they are. Great for bedtime! ... Read more

    $1.49 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl.Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there."Hello?" ... Read more

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  • Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza?Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…)Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel ... Read more

    $5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Alphabet All-Stars: Clever Cards

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Series series Alphabet All-Stars
    Don't look now, but experts at the Alphabet All-Star Academy have devised yet another clever set of flashcards! Each card includes two items that can be guessed, and in addition, the American Sign Language equivalent for that letter. Vibrant, simple and tons of fun, don't be surprised if you catch your child mimicking the signs in this book.Intended for children 3-5. Approximately 70 pages in all ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Do Felines Dream of Flying Fish?

    by Scott Gordon ...
    Ever have one of those dreams where you find a fish swimming above your head? Without all the water, mind you. (Thank heavens!) And when you try to speak to him, he begins to purr.No?Silly human!For I am a cat, and we dream about such things. Dreams that cause us to act in bizarre ways and force us to make just as strange, life-changing decisions.Approximately 2,100 words. Intended for children 6 ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus