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“sandra staines”

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  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue contains a collection of over 200 short verses; some are romantic while others are funny, or just plain silly. Roses are red Violets are blue Around a ballroom I'd love to twirl Yes, I'm just an old-fashioned girl How sad that you have two left feet Perhaps a better suitor I might meet What's that? What's that? Is that just bling? Or is it perhaps a genuine diamond ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fresh Yo Mama Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Are you tired of the same old, same old? Yo Mama jokes don't have to be stale. Here is a collection of over 300 fresh Yo Mama jokes. Yo Mama is so naive that she thought artificial intelligence was something that she could go out and buy to make herself smarter. Yo Mama is so possessive that you and yo papa have big signs tattooed on your foreheads saying 'Property of Big Mama'. Yo Mama is so ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Animal Riddles and Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Did you hear about the cat that had thirteen kittens? She was fined for littering. What is the definition of catlike? It is what a cat does when it goes on Facebook. What did the ram saw to the ewe when he proposed? Wool you marry me? Which is a cow's favourite city? Bullawayo. Why do cows love riding in elevators? They love the moozak. ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • More Yo Papa Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Yo papa is on a mission: he wants to be the star of as many joke books as yo mama is. Won't you help him out? Download yo papa's book and start chuckling right away. Contains 200 yo papa jokes. ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Jokes, Riddles and Rhymes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    A kudu went into business with a pride of lions and a cheetah but he quit after a few months. He kudun't cope with all that lion and that cheetah. What do you call a vegetarian vampire bat? Dead. What did the steak say to the knife? It cuts me up the way you treat me. What do you get if you cross spinach with candy? Something kids hate but which they can't resist. ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Riddles and Jokes for Kids

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Riddles and Jokes for Kids contains something for everyone. It has groan-out-loud silly riddles for junior members of the family and more sophisticated ones for older kids and parents to enjoy. It contains unique spot the difference puzzles, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, yo mama jokes, yo papa jokes and traditional jokes. Cultivate a love of language while providing hours of fun and ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • I Want to Go to Goa

    by Sandra Staines ...
    ‘I Want to Go to Goa’ is a collection of fun poems for older children who have good reading skills or for parents to read to younger children. The poems are all about travel and visiting different countries, and cities, around the world. I want to go to Goa I want to see the sea I’ll sit on the beach On my chair made of beech And drink many cups of tea I will sing the songs that we sang at school ... Read more

    $1.39 USD

  • 175 Yo Papa Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Yo Mama got so tired of all the Yo Mama jokes making her look bad that she asked me to write some Yo Papa jokes to even out the score. Yo papa's so fat he works as a bra model. Yo papa's so stupid that he thinks square roots are what grow on diseased trees. Yo papa's such a criminal that all the other criminals in town held a protest march, demanding that he leave some work for them. Yo papa's so ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Nursery Rhymes for the Digital Age

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Do you remember the nursery rhymes you used to enjoy as a child? They have now been updated for the digital age. Please Note: Although this is not an 'adult content' book it is not intended for children, but for adults as it requires a certain level of sophistication to understand the humour. One, Two, Three, Four, Five One, Two, Three, Four, Five People once caught fish alive Now they do their ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Really Silly Riddles

    by Sandra Staines ...
    This collection of groan-out-loud silly riddles will provide fun for the whole family. Kids will be able to work out most of the riddles by themselves but they might need a little help on others. This provides the perfect excuse for parents to read this book too. ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Riddle Me This

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Q: What did one yeti say to the other yeti? A: It's abominable that people think we don't exist. Q: What did one computer mouse say to the other computer mouse? A: I think we've clicked. Q: What happens if you cross a pear with a rectangle? A: Things get a little pear shaped. ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Animal Jokes for Kids

    by Sandra Staines ...
    I had a dog called Rover. He left home and never came back. I had a dog called Tiger. He kept stalking me. I had a dog called Boss. He kept trying to tell me what to do. What did the one gibbon say to the other gibbon? Gibbon the way I feel about you we ought to get married. What did the one stork say to the other stork? Stop storking me. What did the one warthog say to the other warthog? Warts ... Read more

    $1.49 USD