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“sandra staines”

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  • Fresh Yo Mama Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Are you tired of the same old, same old? Yo Mama jokes don't have to be stale. Here is a collection of over 300 fresh Yo Mama jokes. Yo Mama is so naive that she thought artificial intelligence was something that she could go out and buy to make herself smarter. Yo Mama is so possessive that you and yo papa have big signs tattooed on your foreheads saying 'Property of Big Mama'. Yo Mama is so ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Animal Riddles and Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Did you hear about the cat that had thirteen kittens? She was fined for littering. What is the definition of catlike? It is what a cat does when it goes on Facebook. What did the ram saw to the ewe when he proposed? Wool you marry me? Which is a cow's favourite city? Bullawayo. Why do cows love riding in elevators? They love the moozak. ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Animal Jokes for Kids

    by Sandra Staines ...
    I had a dog called Rover. He left home and never came back. I had a dog called Tiger. He kept stalking me. I had a dog called Boss. He kept trying to tell me what to do. What did the one gibbon say to the other gibbon? Gibbon the way I feel about you we ought to get married. What did the one stork say to the other stork? Stop storking me. What did the one warthog say to the other warthog? Warts ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Romance Explored

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Romance Explored is a collection of poems dealing with contemporary love and romance. See if this little sample does it for you: Yes I was a fool Listening to his patter It was too smooth This patina of burnished steel The man could have seduced Anything, anyone and anytime And he did Me and a dozen others besides Including the guy down at the hardware store I should have known his wolfish ways He ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Jokes, Riddles and Rhymes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    A kudu went into business with a pride of lions and a cheetah but he quit after a few months. He kudun't cope with all that lion and that cheetah. What do you call a vegetarian vampire bat? Dead. What did the steak say to the knife? It cuts me up the way you treat me. What do you get if you cross spinach with candy? Something kids hate but which they can't resist. ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • 200 Silly Riddles for Kids Aged 6 to 12

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Exactly as it says on the cover this is a collection of 200 silly, corny, groan-out-loud riddles of the kind that kids just love. Indulge them, or yourself, and prepare for your ears to be assaulted by silly riddles. What kind of flower has a name that sounds like a person’s name? Daffodil (Daff O’Dil) What kind of worm is good at measuring things? Tapeworm How does an alligator eat cookies? By ... Read more

    $1.39 USD

  • Rainbow Safari

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Take your tiny tot on a Rainbow Safari, where the animals look familiar enough but are bright and fun, just the way their imagination likes things. Who says zebras have to be black and white? There’s a paint pot on the loose and it has wreaked havoc with the wild animals out on the bush. With poems for you to read to your child and illustrations for them to enjoy; this ebook is best suited to a ... Read more

    $1.39 USD

  • Fun Poems for Bright Kids

    by Sandra Staines ...
    'Take me to your leader.' the little green alien said I took out my magnifying glass I needed to have a good look But I'm afraid I singed his head 'Ouch!' he said 'You're awfully rude.' Said I 'I'm sorry, little green dude.' He stomped his feet and he waved his arms His cadenza was quite complete He started to smoke, I swear it's no joke And then he exploded with rage All that's left of the little ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • If

    by Sandra Staines ...
    ‘If’ is a collection of nonsense verse and silly rhymes for parent to read to their tiny tots. It encourages children to use their imaginations to picture an alternate world where things are not as they are now. The word ‘If’ is the starting point for many a flight of fancy as well as the initial building block of much that we take for granted today. Help your little one start a voyage of ... Read more

    $1.49 USD

  • Believe In Yourself

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Have you ever been in a place in your life where you get down so low that nothing seems to matter? Where, no matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to find the energy and the inspiration to make the changes you want in your life. ‘Believe In Yourself’ is a quick and easy read aimed at giving you that little kick up the butt that you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself and start thinking about ... Read more

    $1.29 USD

  • Bouncy Knock Knock Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Knock knock! Who's there? Simon. Simon who? Simon Aim. Simon Aim. Yeah! Wow, I could have a hit record with that. Knock knock! Who's there? Delaware. Delaware who? Delaware you've been missing him so Del's come to visit you. Knock knock! Who's there? Cod. Cod who? Cod you let me in please? Knock knock! Who's there? Plaice. Plaice who? Place looks pretty run down. Are you not doing any maintenance? ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Knotted Knock Knock Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    ‘Knotted Knock Knock Jokes’ is a collection of knock knock jokes for kids of all ages. Knock knock! Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry my hamster for me, will you? He has just died and I’m too upset to do it. Knock knock! Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel still a bell if it rings in space and no one can hear it. Knock knock! Who’s there? Samoa. Samoa who? Samoa please! Please may I have ... Read more

    $1.39 USD