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  • Airstreams, Assholes & Adirondack Alibis

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    Series series 1
    friend's supposed ashes.Underneath the profanity, bourbon, criminals, wildlife, busted transportation, and threats to somebody's kneecaps is a surprisingly big-hearted story about what happens when life gives you one more run.You can sit home and behave.Accept that the wild part is over.Or you can climb into the Airstream, follow the alibi, and see how much trouble is still left in the tank ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Keep the Bed

    What if opening your home to one dog could change two lives at once?Keep the Bed: How to Be the Best Dog Foster Parent Ever is a heartfelt, practical, and deeply emotional guide to fostering dogs—the joy, the chaos, the heartbreak, and the incredible privilege of helping a frightened, abandoned, sick, elderly, or unwanted dog discover what it feels like to be safe.David Salmon writes about the ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How To Unfuck Your Life After 50

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series Book 1 - 1
    You're not dead yet. Stop acting like it.If you're over 50 and feel like your best days are behind you—fuck that noise. This book will kick your ass, make you laugh, and show you how to unfuck your life before you croak.No gratitude journals. No bullshit affirmations. No "live, laugh, love" posters. Just raw, raunchy, no-filter truth from a guy who's been through divorce, debt, depression, and ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • 46 in 64 or die trying

    by PhishStones ...
    Six thirteen-year-olds. Forty-six Adirondack peaks. One impossible adventure in the summer of 1964.Danny, Mikey, Charlie, Penny, Meg, and Artie are tired of being told where to go, what to do, and who they are supposed to become. Armed with little more than oversized canvas packs, a battered paper map, a compass, and the dangerous confidence of kids who believe they are invincible, they leave ... Read more

    $9.90 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Boomer Gone Wild

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series Book 1 - 1
    What do you get when a foul-mouthed, half-naked, whiskey-chugging baby boomer disappears into the Adirondacks with a Doberman, a stash of weed, and zero f*cks to give?You get Boomer Gone Wild: Shit, Sasquatch & Spiritual Hangovers—a blisteringly funny, brutally honest, and sometimes-nude memoir of surviving nature, aging disgracefully, and flipping off the modern world from the nearest mountaintop ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I Choose Myself

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series series 1
    Book DescriptionI Choose MyselfBy PhishStones---For sixty years, he lived for everyone else. Now he's finally ready to live for himself.On the outside, he had it all: the prestigious career, the beautiful wife, the perfect house, the respect of his peers. He followed every rule he was given, checked every box, became everything everyone expected him to be.Inside, he was empty.I Choose Myself is ... Read more

    $6.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Still Here

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    The narrative begins with a sound: the whistle of a bullet passing near the author's head. This is not the opening of an action movie, but the prelude to a nightmare. Without explanation, without charges being read, and without the basic due process that forms the bedrock of American civic mythology, the author is shot at, tased, savagely beaten, and processed into oblivion. From the very first ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Phishstones From Punk To Redemption A Memoir Of David "PhishStones " Salmon

    by PhishStones ...
    Book DescriptionPHISHSTONES: From Punk to RedemptionChaos. Addiction. Survival. One Man's Reckoning.This is not a polished celebrity memoir.This is a survival story.David "PhishStones" Salmon grew up in a world of rebellion, music, bad decisions, and the kind of chaos that can either destroy a man or forge him into something harder than steel. From the reckless energy of punk-rock youth to the ... Read more

    $11.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • PhishStones Campout Disaster: A Chaotic Adirondacks Misadventures

    by PhishStones ...
    Some summers change your life.This one nearly destroyed the campsite first.PhishStones, his loyal dog Jerry, and his girlfriend Mia head to Indian Lake dreaming of a peaceful Adirondack summer filled with campfires, wooden boat rides, friendly neighbors, and quiet sunsets over the water.For a brief moment, they actually get it.Then the Adirondacks fight back.A massive storm crashes through camp ... Read more

    $11.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Moose Turds and Midlife Crises: A Boomer’s Last Laugh

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series series 3
    Ever stepped in moose shit and thought, "Yep, this pretty much sums up my life"?Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises — the no-filter, side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee.This isn't your average "I found enlightenment on a yoga mat" midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails, deer-in-the ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Ghost In the Racket

    by PhishStones ...
    Title: The Ghost In The Racket: The Hidden War for the Soul of Virtual Sport Author:PhishStones Genre:Investigative Nonfiction / Technology / CybercultureThey told us virtual reality was the purest form of competition. That the physicality of the medium—the need to actually swing your arm—would make it uncheatable. They were wrong.The Ghost In The Racket is the shocking result of a two-year deep ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Bearshit and Airstreams:An Adirondack Redemption

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series Book 2 - 1
    Bear Shit and Airstreams: An Adirondack Redemption — Expanded EditionBear Shit and Airstreams: An Adirondack Redemption is not a quiet little camping story. It is a wild, funny, bruised, deeply human ride through the Adirondack Mountains with two aging boomers, one shiny Airstream, questionable judgment, a stubborn refusal to grow old gracefully, and enough wilderness chaos to make any sensible ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus