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  • How To Unfuck Your Life After 50

    1, #1

    by PhishStones, David Salmon ...
    Series Book 1 - 1
    You're not dead yet. Stop acting like it.If you're over 50 and feel like your best days are behind you—fuck that noise. This book will kick your ass, make you laugh, and show you how to unfuck your life before you croak.No gratitude journals. No bullshit affirmations. No "live, laugh, love" posters. Just raw, raunchy, no-filter truth from a guy who's been through divorce, debt, depression, and ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Bearshit and Airstreams:An Adirondack Redemption

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series Book 1 - 1
    Title:Bear Shit and Airstreams: And Adirondack Redemption Author:PhishStones aka David Salmon:Many Mountains, Many Lakes, a Ton of Bears, and a Shitload of Wisdom from the Biggest Park in AmericaBook..From the summit of Mount Marcy to the stench of a bear's breakfast outside your tent, Bear Shit and Airstreams is a raw, hilarious, and unfiltered journey into the wild Adirondacks. PhishStones ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Boomer Gone Wild

    1, #1

    by PhishStones ...
    Series Book 1 - 1
    What do you get when a foul-mouthed, half-naked, whiskey-chugging baby boomer disappears into the Adirondacks with a Doberman, a stash of weed, and zero f*cks to give?You get Boomer Gone Wild: Shit, Sasquatch & Spiritual Hangovers—a blisteringly funny, brutally honest, and sometimes-nude memoir of surviving nature, aging disgracefully, and flipping off the modern world from the nearest mountaintop ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • PhishStones Campout Disaster: A Chaotic Adirondacks Misadventures

    by PhishStones ...
    Some summers change your life.This one nearly destroyed the campsite first.PhishStones, his loyal dog Jerry, and his girlfriend Mia head to Indian Lake dreaming of a peaceful Adirondack summer filled with campfires, wooden boat rides, friendly neighbors, and quiet sunsets over the water.For a brief moment, they actually get it.Then the Adirondacks fight back.A massive storm crashes through camp ... Read more

    $11.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I Choose Myself

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series series 1
    Book DescriptionI Choose MyselfBy PhishStones---For sixty years, he lived for everyone else. Now he's finally ready to live for himself.On the outside, he had it all: the prestigious career, the beautiful wife, the perfect house, the respect of his peers. He followed every rule he was given, checked every box, became everything everyone expected him to be.Inside, he was empty.I Choose Myself is ... Read more

    $6.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Phishstones From Punk To Redemption A Memoir Of David "PhishStones " Salmon

    by PhishStones ...
    Book DescriptionPHISHSTONES: From Punk to RedemptionChaos. Addiction. Survival. One Man's Reckoning.This is not a polished celebrity memoir.This is a survival story.David "PhishStones" Salmon grew up in a world of rebellion, music, bad decisions, and the kind of chaos that can either destroy a man or forge him into something harder than steel. From the reckless energy of punk-rock youth to the ... Read more

    $11.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Still Here

    by PhishStones ...
    The narrative begins with a sound: the whistle of a bullet passing near the author's head. This is not the opening of an action movie, but the prelude to a nightmare. Without explanation, without charges being read, and without the basic due process that forms the bedrock of American civic mythology, the author is shot at, tased, savagely beaten, and processed into oblivion. From the very first ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Ghost In the Racket

    by PhishStones ...
    Title: The Ghost In The Racket: The Hidden War for the Soul of Virtual Sport Author:PhishStones Genre:Investigative Nonfiction / Technology / CybercultureThey told us virtual reality was the purest form of competition. That the physicality of the medium—the need to actually swing your arm—would make it uncheatable. They were wrong.The Ghost In The Racket is the shocking result of a two-year deep ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Moose Turds and Midlife Crises: A Boomer’s Last Laugh

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    by PhishStones ...
    Series series 3
    Ever stepped in moose shit and thought, "Yep, this pretty much sums up my life"?Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises — the no-filter, side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee.This isn't your average "I found enlightenment on a yoga mat" midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails, deer-in-the ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

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  • A Whole New Light: A Novel

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  • We Thought You Would Be Prettier

    True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive

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