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  • It Never Happened

    Dark humorous short stories sometimes off-beat with a twist, occasionally puerile

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    The forty-five short stories in this collection are dark; humorous; off-beat with a twist; and occasionally puerile. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki you might well enjoy reading these (it's a theory, but not necessarily a good one).Ragu The Eskimo - They say the innuit language has fifty words to describe fifty type of snow. Ragu hated all fifty types of snow.Blood - There's only so much ... Read more

    $2.72 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • One Hundred And One Strange Stories

    Dark, humorous short stories

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    Something old; something new; something original - from the shiny red crayon of Peter Coomber. One hundred and one dark, humorous short stories: sometimes with a twist; occasionally puerile. Artificial Intelligence (AI) writing software was not used in the writing of any of these stories; they were all written by a 100% naturally stupid human being.This book caused Emily Brontë to stop eating ... Read more

    $6.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I, Chimp

    Life from the other side of the bars

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    I, ChimpLife from the other side of the bars. Being the life, thoughts and ambitions of an ambitious, thoughtful and lively Pan troglodytes. Martin the chimpanzee sets out important events that helped to shape his life, and his thoughts on subjects close to his heart: music, writing and the arts, bananas...“..had Tian Tian and I spitting out our bamboo in disgust at his treatment behind bars..” - ... Read more

    $2.72 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Tall Short Stories

    Free Preview - Dark humorous short stories sometimes off-beat with a twist, occasionally puerile

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    Fourteen dark, humorous (and occasionally puerile) short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. A fusion of Saki, Dahl and Mao Zedong (OK, so this description is stretching things a little bit, but that is the nature of fiction).No animals were harmed during the writing of these stories (except for the panda). Contains some strong language. Please hold your hands over your ears when reading ... Read more

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  • Painting By Numbers

    Dark humorous short stories sometimes off-beat with a twist, occasionally puerile

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    Yet another collection from the crayon of Peter Coomber, of thirty original short stories with a twist that are off-beat, humorous, sometimes dark and often puerile.No pandas or hamsters were harmed (too much) in the making of this book. (The penguin was an accident.)Painting By Numbers – Robert announces at his retirement party that he will be doing 'some painting'. His wife is pleased that she ... Read more

    $2.72 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • This Never Happened Too

    Dark humorous short stories sometimes off-beat with a twist, occasionally puerile

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    The second book of short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. Fifty dark, off-beat, humorous short stories with a twist. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki then you will enjoy reading these (it's a theory, anyway).I, Chimp - A bored zoo chimp starts to paint on his compound walls.Chin A Panda - A man. A panda. A fight. Who wins?This Never Happened, Too -Nancy Beardsley's half-blind, deaf dog ... Read more

    $2.72 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Short And Curlies

    An experiment in silliness

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    Pieces of batter from the fryer.A collection of twenty-one very short pieces from the shiny red crayon of Peter Coomber, in his usual dark, humorous - and occasionally puerile - style (if you can call it style).No animals were harmed during the writing of these pieces, although an annoying mosquito came very close to death. Luckily it found escape through an open window.A Remembrance Of Things ... Read more

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  • The Thoughts Of Chairman Coo

    Some Jumbled Thoughts And Opinions

    by Peter Coomber ...
    Series series The Red Crayon Series
    This book contains a whole lot of jumbled thoughts and opinions, written whilst I gazed out of the window at the back garden.These jumbled thoughts and opinions are not in any way a measured and thoughtful set of ideas about the ways of the World, and are not a rant about the injustices of the World and how to set things right.These thoughts and opinions have been not been put together in any sort ... Read more

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  • Mallongaj Kaj Buklaj

    An experiment in silliness, in Esperanto

    by Peter Coomber ...
    (With apologies to Esperanto readers.)Short And Curlies is a short collection of very short, short stories. As a further experiment in silliness these have been translated into Esperanto; the translation - no doubt - being crude and untranslatable, but at least it is free.Kvindek-du Belmont Avenue estis malbela vicdomo sur malbela strato, sed starante sur ŝanceliĝema ligna tabureto proksime al la ... Read more

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    An A-Z of Everything Funny!

    A complete A - Z of hilarious jokes and gags to make you giggle. Arranged in alphabetical sections, this bumper book is packed full of the best (and very worst) jokes for every occasion! ... Read more

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  • The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

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