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“nelson lynch”

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  • The Second Noelle

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    An ultra-bright shooting star lights the neighborhood at midnight. The next morning Joseph and a clearly pregnant Mary walk up Nelson and Jeanne's lane in late June. Joseph wants only a barn with a little hay for Mary to rest on. Dolores and Jeanne believe this is the real thing. Nelson tells them how dumb and gullible they are. Three farmers come looking for their lost lamb. Three men bring gifts ... Read more

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  • Aliens Stranded in Las Vegas

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Two aliens, J#*49 and Z+*18, are searching for an engine part in Las Vegas. Most of the time they are in bars and trying to find a little sex. They favor tequila and beer chasers. They try to pick up two out of work chorus girls. The barmaid demands money for their bar tab. J#*49 produces a credit card. The barmaid describes it to the two chorus girls as a mixture of Russian, Chinese and Arabic ... Read more

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  • Taliban Alien Terrorists

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Hector asked his congressman to help him get a job at the Pentagon. But the job wasn't at the Pentagon. It was in the top secret basement of an abandoned warehouse. His new position was looking for evidence of extraterrestrial aliens around the world. Any odd happenings, unexplained disappearances and especially new leaders emerging in third-world countries which were hostile to the US.A rumor ... Read more

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  • Murder, Wetlands and an Endangered Species

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    This is a story of a prime waterfront farm on Chincoteague Bay. The owner, an old woman, is in a nursing home. The farm is mostly wetlands but has valuable waterfront property overlooking Assateague Island. But it also has the northern most brown pelican rookery on the east coast. Developers, politicians and environmentalists battle for control of the property. Some even try to marry the future ... Read more

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  • Sex Deal

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Base 41 needs electricity from an alien base nearby. The aliens love heat and high humidity. They work in their base completely nude, but painted in designs from head to toe. The commander sends Margaret, his second in command, to the aliens base to buy or trade for electricity. Selena, the alien commander has two conditions. Margaret must get a full body paint job and second, the commander wants ... Read more

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  • Edgar Cayce and the Sheriff

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    The sheriff and his deputy stakeout the seer's motel on a snowy night with the purpose of scaring her so badly, she will leave town. But the killer also picks that night to get rid of the seer.What follows is a comedy of errors full of murder and mayhem. A shootout at the cemetery. Bloodhounds following their quarry through the streets of Berlin. A visit to the basement of the funeral home. An ... Read more

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  • Space Ambassadors

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Caleb swears the barmaid has three breasts, six fingers and seven toes. Bill disagrees. He invites her and her friend Magellana to a catfish fry at a local church. Caleb says they are vampires.from somewhere out past the big dipper. The girls say they are from Transylvania and not vampires ... Read more

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  • THE BEAM-DOWNLOAD FROM THE 5th DIMENSION

    by Nelson Lynch, H.D. Lynch ...
    Go portal jumping in the short story, Cowboys & Gateways. "Smoke pours from their barrels as they discharge their bullets, resembling the chimneys those easterners light in their homes in the winter to stay warm. They can't wait to get revenge for the killing of their brothers. This is church to them; this is the only preaching they know; a song of bullets is the quire and somebody's got to pay ... Read more

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  • Zombie

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Her husband appears two weeks after she receives his urn. George suspects foul play from his wife. He is running a minus temperature. He wants to go to bed to warm up. She wants nothing to do with that idea. ... Read more

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  • Tomato

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    A woman goes to a nursery for heirloom tomatoes. Cherokee Black. Aunt Ruby's green or Brandywines. Tom only has hybrids and tries to sell her a yellow hybrid with a shelf life of two weeks.The woman will have nothing to do with it. She wants an old standby that is picked in the morning and eaten at lunch.Tom thinks she fell from the back of the turnip truck more than once. ... Read more

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  • At the Track

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    A lightning bolt rearranges his brain. He can kill flies by slowing their reaction time. He can move small items with his mind. The girls want to make a killing at the race track. Can he slow racehorses with his mind? A big-boob-blonde-bimbo distracts him as the trotters come down the home stretch. ... Read more

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  • Spousal Abuse

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    His second wife has trouble fixing his special Bombay martini. A classic spousal abuse tale. The splash of vermouth is never correct. The garnish is wrong and the gin is from Baltimore.A woman writes of her visit to the Head Hunters of BorneoA man wants a cell phone in his casket. He fears the undertaker may cremate him too soon.An alien civilization is in trouble. Their DNA is not stable. They ... Read more

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