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  • Follow the Light

    Deadish Allsorts, #1

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 1 - Deadish Allsorts
    Linda's just seen Mike convicted and put in jail. That looses her ties to Earth, and frees her to finally go to her afterlife. Now she has a new challenge - adapting to being forever dead.If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series of short stories is perfect for you. Each fills in a gap between the DEAD(ish) books, and sheds some light on what ... Read more

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  • Bad F*ck I

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    A collection of short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out.A harem slave gets an education.Aliens open a free brothel.A naked redhead appears where she shouldn't.Rapists find more than they bargained for.A one-night stand fuels more than the usual level of regret.Fourteen stories, length varies from 300 to 1000 words. Contains sex scenes, swearing, and ... Read more

    $1.50 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Bad Juju

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    A collection of short-short stories with paranormal and supernatural themes.A vampire seduces a lonely man.Zombie teenagers with attitude!A carpet python has an odd story to tell about Eden.The leader of a werewolf pack goes missing.Death falls in love.The collection consists of 8 short-short stories, ranging from 200 to 1500 words each, and 7200 words in total - about 29 (print) pages. ... Read more

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  • A Very Bogan Christmas

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    This short story is a new retelling of the oldest Christmas tale of all.What would happen if Jesus were born not in 4BC in Bethlehem, but in modern-day Ipswich, Queensland (famous for its historic architecture and alcohol-sodden population), in Australia? Would the virgin Mary truly be virginal? How would she react to an angel of the Lord?If these questions have plagued and perplexed you... this ... Read more

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  • Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Butch was a bad, bad dog. He disobeyed his Boss and attacked the postman for invading their territory. And it gets worse. Unbeknownst to Butch, the postman was a werewolf.We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human. But what happens when a dog bites a werewolf?This is a short story, approximately 2200 words. ... Read more

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  • Lee Ming

    Deadish Allsorts, #2

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 2 - Deadish Allsorts
    Linda wakes up to an elderly Chinese woman standing next to her bed - one who doesn't seem to speak a word of English. Now she has to figure out who the woman is, and what the hell she's doing in Linda's bedroom.If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series of short stories is perfect for you. Each fills in a gap between the DEAD(ish) books, and ... Read more

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  • Technically Dead

    Deadish, #2

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 2 - Deadish
    Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasn't come with him. Of course, what to do then is a bit of a puzzle that only Linda can solve.This is a very short book - novelette length - around 10 000 ... Read more

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  • Bad F*ck II

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Another collection of short and short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out.The collection consists of nine stories of varying lengths, totalling 6500 words (26 pages). ... Read more

    $1.50 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Short but Dead

    Deadish Allsorts

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series series Deadish Allsorts
    This box set includes the first four Deadish Allsorts books: Follow the Light, Lee Ming, Running Mike, and Renovation: Hell. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Ambassador

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    An alien field agent keeps a diary of its experiences in researching the culture of Earth. But when you observe an alien culture, sometimes the culture changes you...This is a short story, approximately 2700 words in length. ... Read more

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  • Running Mike

    a DEAD(ish) Allsorts Short

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series series DEAD(ish) Allsorts
    Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement.This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series. Timeline-wise, it follows DEAD (and hellbent).Warning: Contains copious foul language. Not suitable for ... Read more

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  • Maisy May 2

    Maisy May, #2

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 2 - Maisy May
    Maisy is back, and she's bigger than ever - literally. The intrepid teen is eight months pregnant, and about to embark on her two biggest adventures yet: moving to the 'big smoke' of Sydney, and having a baby. Will Mark's friends like her? Will she find a niche, or be stuck as the country cousin forever?Maisy May 2 is a novella for teens and adults. It is the second in a series of three about ... Read more

    $3.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus