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  • Werewolves Don't Eat Brunch / Vampires Suck Bundle

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Two classic movie monsters, together again!Remember when vampires were scary? Yeah, us neither. Between your Twilight and your Vampire: The Masquerade vampires have become the biggest tools in monsterdom, never mind the fact that they weren't exactly firing on all their horror cylinders to begin with. Honestly, have you seen the original Dracula? It has armadillos in it! Fortunately, misanthropic ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Mr. Satanism's Horror-nasium

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Now, get two of Mr. Satanism's infamous horror movie review collections for one low price! And by "one low price", of course, we mean "just slightly cheaper than buying both books separately". Plus, because we're bastards, this compilation contains one bonus review! Ha ha! Take that, obsessive completists! (Collects 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil and Legendary House of Haunted Hell, in their ... Read more

    $5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Chronology on Elm Street

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Do the Nightmare on Elm Street movies really occur in the order that they were released? And how does Freddy Krueger's TV show fit in? Or Wes Craven's New Nightmare? What about the music videos? Well fear not, because, like Clarissa, Mr. Satanism is here to explain it all, in his first-ever film guide dedicated exclusively to a single franchise: A Chronology on Elm Street. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Mr. Satanism Irreparably Damages Christmas

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Who doesn't love Christmas? Well, misanthropic movie critic Mr. Satanism, for one. Join him as he lambastes every type of Christmas movie imaginable, from made-for-TV syrup fests to kiddie cartoon obscurities to Christmas-themed slasher trash. It's the perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season! Or in July. Whenever you're reading this. ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Mr. Satanism Rises Again

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    You begged. You pleaded. One of you even shoved a dead cat in his mailbox (although that might have been unrelated). So here, at last, is the new Mr. Satanism film guide YOU demanded: over 200 pages jam-packed (we made the font smaller) with nothing but HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS. That's right, folks, this time it's ALL horror, cover-to-cover. Because when all else fails, Mr. Satanism gives the readers ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • A Collection of Woke Movie Reviews

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    We are less than enthused to announce the publication of a new Mr. Satanism film review book for 2024. We're very sorry. On the plus side, he reviews several movies people have actually heard of this time around. Honestly, though, this is mostly an unapologetic cash-grab. ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    We've all seen at least one movie where a friendly alien visits Earth only to face prejudice and misunderstanding. Well forget those movies. Space aliens should be scary, and the ones featured in Mr. Satanism's latest film guide ARE scary, because he's limited this book to flicks about creepy alien greys, the inscrutible Men in Black, unfathomable government conspiracies, and the like. Most of ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • A Yeti Brew (And Bigfoot Too)

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Like true love, Bigfoot doesn't really exist, but that hasn't stopped hordes of people from looking for him, trying to capture him on film, and, worst of all, making terrible movies about him. Now Mr. Satanism, the greatest genre movie critic in the world, takes the Footheads to task with his latest film guide, drop-kicking every Bigfoot and Yeti movie he could find, from the sub-genre's heyday in ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Shark Weak: The Worst Shark Movies Ever Made

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    If something smells fishy, it's not just Mr. Satanism's ex-wife, because this time the infamous Internet film critic is taking on shark movies, hilariously skewering everything from proto-Jaws potboilers, to Italian jawsploitation "classics", to the current crop of gimmicky CGI garbage. (Sharknado, anyone?) See the Jaws series deteriorate with each entry, discover ripoffs you never knew existed, ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Cannibal Attraction

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Cannibal movies really are the least-effort-required horror movies to produce. A little fake (or not) blood and some expired meat donated by a sympathetic butcher, and you're good to go. All you have to do is promise the butcher a producer credit. The point I'm trying to make is, don't expect a lot of high-quality movies to be covered in this book. In fact, as with all of my movie guides, the ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Legendary House of Haunted Hell

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    "I sense an unnatural presence in this place... and I'm going to f--k it!" Infamous internet film critic Mr. Satanism sets his sights on the haunted house film, savaging the Amityville Horror series, Sean S. Cunningham's House series (including the elusive third entry), and dozens more, from the celebrated (The Legend of Hell House) to the obscure (Ghostly Revenge; Tragic) to the purportedly true ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Monkeys & Dinosaurs: Cinema as High Art, Vol. 1

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    It's his magnum opus, and he doesn't even know what that means. Mr. Satanism's biggest, thickest, throbbing-est movie guide yet covers nearly every dinosaur movie ever made, from the silent era to Jurassic World, and plenty of monkey business besides. Featuring the all-but-forgotten second wave of Planet of the Apes sequels, Paul Walker's gore-drenched dinosaur rom-com, the Robosaurus television ... Read more

    $4.99 USD