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This text brims over with stinging comments, verbal face slappings and subtle insults for dealing with every kind of person. ... Read more

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This text brims over with stinging comments, verbal face slappings and subtle insults for dealing with every kind of person.
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The Wit and Wisdom of the World's Funniest People

by Mike Blake ...

"The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him"-Robert BenchleyThis little book of comic quotations delves into the archives of history, literature, silver screen and popular culture and contains a hilarious collection of outrageous, cynical and just plain insulting quotes from the world's sharpest wits. ... Read more

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"The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him"-Robert BenchleyThis little book of comic quotations delves into the archives of history, literature, silver screen and popular culture and contains a hilarious collection of outrageous, cynical and just plain insulting quotes from the world's sharpest wits.
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I Like the Rain

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by Mike Blake ...

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Abridged

2 min

I Like the Rain. A poem about, guess what !Yes the glories of nature when it rains. The smell, the steamy feel, the composite squeal of natures flora & fauna.The rain, has a tendency to make people run for their houses, or any othernearby available shelter.Sometimes, you should consider staying out in one of Natures best refreshments! ... Read more

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I Like the Rain. A poem about, guess what !Yes the glories of nature when it rains. The smell, the steamy feel, the composite squeal of natures flora & fauna.The rain, has a tendency to make people run for their houses, or any othernearby available shelter.Sometimes, you should consider staying out in one of Natures best refreshments!
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Groovy Satin Glutes: Zumba

by Mike Blake ...

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Series Audiobook 1 - FITNESS
Unabridged

5 min

Groovy Satin Glutes : ZumbaThis Poem / rap lyrics,Groovy Satin Glutes is based on the fitness regimes of using the latest resistance bands that many Gyms and excercise classes employ.This has become quite a craze for women in general, but also some guys want the benefits of this novel way of fitness. I dont blame them! The ladies have it sussed.It was inspired by a certain Zumba lady.To see more ... Read more

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Groovy Satin Glutes : ZumbaThis Poem / rap lyrics,Groovy Satin Glutes is based on the fitness regimes of using the latest resistance bands that many Gyms and excercise classes employ.This has become quite a craze for women in general, but also some guys want the benefits of this novel way of fitness. I dont blame them! The ladies have it sussed.It was inspired by a certain Zumba lady.To see more
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Gold Taps | Nice House

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Series Audiobook 1 - Adventure - Short Stories
Unabridged

29 min

Gold Taps Nice HouseWe are all guilty of misconception at differing times in our lives.This short story Gold Taps Nice House highlights our misconceptions and mistakes about people and places that we all too frequently do in our everyday situations.The woman in this short story will be misconceived by the reader as being both really nice and really nasty at different times within the storyline ... Read more

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Gold Taps Nice HouseWe are all guilty of misconception at differing times in our lives.This short story Gold Taps Nice House highlights our misconceptions and mistakes about people and places that we all too frequently do in our everyday situations.The woman in this short story will be misconceived by the reader as being both really nice and really nasty at different times within the storyline
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The Other Side of Colour

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Series Audiobook 1 - Harmony-Join
Unabridged

5 min

The Other Side of Colour - A POEM about a blossoming relationship.How colour doesn't get in the way of a truly mutually attracted couple, with a spice of humour.To see more Poems by the same Author please follow the link below: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8*****If you enjoy reading this Poem, can you Please leave your feedback REVIEW (not just a rating),many thanks.***** To contact the ... Read more

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The Other Side of Colour - A POEM about a blossoming relationship.How colour doesn't get in the way of a truly mutually attracted couple, with a spice of humour.To see more Poems by the same Author please follow the link below: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8*****If you enjoy reading this Poem, can you Please leave your feedback REVIEW (not just a rating),many thanks.***** To contact the
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The 1 & The 0

Binary

by Mike Blake ...

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Series Audiobook 1 - BIG TECH
Unabridged

5 min

The One (1) and the Zero (0). Binary:About the intrinsic use of computer code down to Binary base level.They're all around us now, computers. In our heads with social media, and the internet is now part of our dna (so to speak).All fed by the 1's & the 0's !https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GRC3428*MORE POEMS by the Author:https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8To contact the Author: Please add me Mike ... Read more

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The One (1) and the Zero (0). Binary:About the intrinsic use of computer code down to Binary base level.They're all around us now, computers. In our heads with social media, and the internet is now part of our dna (so to speak).All fed by the 1's & the 0's !https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GRC3428*MORE POEMS by the Author:https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8To contact the Author: Please add me Mike
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In the Eyes of Laura Mars

by Mike Blake ...

Narrated by Mike Blake ...

Abridged

2 min

"This Poem 'In The Eyes of Laura Mars'. Is a poem about a girl, you've always been infatuated with, and the qualities she beholds.All in Beauty & elegance & poise. The woman you would want to partner with,or would want to marry. ... Read more

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"This Poem 'In The Eyes of Laura Mars'. Is a poem about a girl, you've always been infatuated with, and the qualities she beholds.All in Beauty & elegance & poise. The woman you would want to partner with,or would want to marry.
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To Climb Trees

by Mike Blake ...

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Unabridged

2 min

To Climb Trees :: Natures source of goodness. "This Poem 'To Climb Trees'. Part 2 of the series Nature: Natural Healing.A time when our Arboreal neighbours where plentiful and now need a helping hand.The joy of climbing trees, and especially watching expert climbers like Capuchin monkeys.Our need to have trees and forests once again, and the tree huggers that keep our nature alive and in the eye ... Read more

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To Climb Trees :: Natures source of goodness. "This Poem 'To Climb Trees'. Part 2 of the series Nature: Natural Healing.A time when our Arboreal neighbours where plentiful and now need a helping hand.The joy of climbing trees, and especially watching expert climbers like Capuchin monkeys.Our need to have trees and forests once again, and the tree huggers that keep our nature alive and in the eye
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In Days Gone By

by Mike Blake ...

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Abridged

4 min

"This Poem 'In Days Gone By - Newbury'. Part 3 of the series Nature: Natural Healing.A time when most of the UK Countryside was criss-crossed by small roads and slow moving cars.And the pace was slower and more durable for nature.A delicate balance had been formed between the new motor car and the hedgerows and byways that struck a chord of harmony between each other. Broken now, with too many ... Read more

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"This Poem 'In Days Gone By - Newbury'. Part 3 of the series Nature: Natural Healing.A time when most of the UK Countryside was criss-crossed by small roads and slow moving cars.And the pace was slower and more durable for nature.A delicate balance had been formed between the new motor car and the hedgerows and byways that struck a chord of harmony between each other. Broken now, with too many
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TikTok Dopamine Balls

Mirth, Gongs & Singalongs

by Mike Blake ...

Narrated by Mike Blake ...

Unabridged

5 min

TikTok Dopamine Balls: Mirth, Gongs & SingalongsThis poem is about the many varied experiences on TikTok. The high's, the lows, the fun, the throws.For a lot of Tiktokers, its a Dopamine fix, cavorting on cam, enjoying their 5 minutes ofTiktok fame. Lots go viral, and get enormous amounts of followers.Its all fun after all, its just one big Dopamine ball.Full of mirth, and singalongs, and the ... Read more

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TikTok Dopamine Balls: Mirth, Gongs & SingalongsThis poem is about the many varied experiences on TikTok. The high's, the lows, the fun, the throws.For a lot of Tiktokers, its a Dopamine fix, cavorting on cam, enjoying their 5 minutes ofTiktok fame. Lots go viral, and get enormous amounts of followers.Its all fun after all, its just one big Dopamine ball.Full of mirth, and singalongs, and the
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Sagittarius A Star

by Mike Blake ...

Narrated by Mike Blake ...

Series series COSMOS
Unabridged

5 min

Sagittarius A Star *The wonders of nature, beyond our goldfish bowl.The Cosmos unfolded into a glass onion, peturbed by - NOTHING at all!The centre of our Galaxy. Inhabited by one of the most extraordinary and violent systems in Nature. ... Read more

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Sagittarius A Star *The wonders of nature, beyond our goldfish bowl.The Cosmos unfolded into a glass onion, peturbed by - NOTHING at all!The centre of our Galaxy. Inhabited by one of the most extraordinary and violent systems in Nature.
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