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“mel c thompson”

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  • Drinking Jokes

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    Break the ice at any party with this fun book of one-liners and short jokes. The first section is all drinking jokes that everyone can relate to, and the second section is a massive collection of my comedy gags from back in my social media days. The third section is a small selection of jokes I did back when I was a part-time on-air personality at a rap station in San Francisco. And the fourth ... Read more

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  • The Universal Proclamation of Cultural Rights

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    Did you ever get into an argument about Cancel Culture and didn't know what to say? Did you ever think something was wrong with Cancel Culture but no one could tell you exactly what it was? Did Cancel Culture ever make you feel that somehow something fundamental to human rights was being lost but you found you didn't have a way to express that?Did you ever lose a debate about Cancel Culture ... Read more

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  • Can't Hold A Real Job

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    Two desperate temp agency workers struggle to make rent in San Francisco. Their economic desperation drives them to specialize in working with clients who need short-term white-collar criminals to carry out their schemes. The perks are substantial, but the risks are high. Not only are the criminals being followed by federal agents, but the federal agents are being followed too. ... Read more

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  • The Miracle Pig

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    The most irritating, demanding, pampered, unemployed degenerate in California finds out that the latest hipster spot is Northwest Arkansas; and so, although he has no money and must travel alone (because he has driven off all of the women in his life), and although he is too sickly to drive and there's hardly any mass transit — he goes, not only for the shallow purpose of just claiming he made the ... Read more

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  • The Evil Meditations of A Section 8 Press Whore

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    The bitter rantings of an underground poet driven out of San Francisco and into a low-income subsidized rental in a crime-infested, drug-addled neighborhood in Concord, California.The patient has lost both his security guard "career" and three successive rent-controlled, sub-standard basement dwellings in San Francisco. He has lost all his lovers and is alienated from his successful family. He ... Read more

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  • The Life And Times of Earl F. Ventures And Scooter Good-Dirt

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    Two boys who had never intended to become close friends keep being pushed together by circumstances and coincidences until their lives become inextricably entwined; and no matter how many times they drift apart, their worlds seem to keep intersecting. Oddly, the healthier of the two, the one who everyone had thought would outlive the other, passes away. Only then does the entire story seem to ... Read more

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  • The Fashion Island Revelation

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    An, indigent, manic, delusional poet goes into debt to attempt to start a new life in Newport Beach. He magically presumes the very world around him will arrange for this; and so he posts himself at Fashion Island continuously, imagining he will magically meet with a future sugar mama of high pedigree who will propel him into a world of social and economic privilege. In between these musings, as ... Read more

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  • San Francisco Tarot

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    The ebook version of this project doesn't come with the San Francisco Tarot cards themselves as they don't present well in this format. But since most of the project now consists of the writing behind the cards (in the form of ill-tempered essays, comedic rants and biographical-historical detours) I decided to make the writings available separately for the readers who don't have time to go hunting ... Read more

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  • Tales of Zen Buddhist Scoundrels

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    Sensei, a man accused of laziness, malingering, sexual misconduct, alcoholism, blasphemy and depression, wanders in a netherworld somewhere between modern Los Angeles and ancient Kyoto. He appears under many names and in many guises, and often belongs to many religions or no religion. He also seems indifferent to politics, long-term employment and monogamous relationships, leaving him open to the ... Read more

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  • The Great Pretender and The Despicable Dog

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    A comically desperate semi-Zen poet offers short bits of tawdry wisdom in three-line segments. A somewhat hostile semi-Confucian critic responds to each segment with a three-line quip about the author and-or his work. The central conceit of the work is that somehow a discredited poet (perhaps in Asia, perhaps in California, perhaps in the past, perhaps now) manages to get published again; but in a ... Read more

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  • Heavy Slumming

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    An indigent poet is forced out of his rent-controlled, basement tenaments in San Francisco and is driven to the far East Bay. However, he still occupies both the urban and suburban worlds, taking trains back and forth between San Francisco and Contra Costa. Typically mood-disordered, the poet experiences states of inappropriate elation and castastrophizing depression (all of which proves to be ... Read more

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  • The Book of Offerings

    by Mel C. Thompson ...
    In twenty-eight paragraphs, a real-life American polytheist shares his daily practice and minimalist teachings in the hope that it will help plant the seeds of ten-thousand new religions on American soil.Note from March, 2025: This book has multiple appendices with supplementary material. Some these appendices are quasi-scholarly commentary, while others consist of assorted prayers and poetry.Note ... Read more

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