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Our nation is doomed. There's nothing you can do to stop the coming war. But you can watch the pieces fall in these vivid dramatizations.A Canadian hero faces an unruly mob. Healthcare practitioners square off against armed corporate goons. Food scarcity splits families apart and leads to violence.Every aspect of Canadian life is a new battleground. The only question is whether you're brave enough ... Read more

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Billionaire Playboy.Murderous Maniac.Unstoppable Ambition.Assaulted by petty peers, his empire cannibalized from within, Julius Cinnamon must find out who seeks the destruction of his wondrous Agartha.He has a lust for life and a plan that could change the world. His sense of loyalty is matched only by his capacity for revenge.Jump into an unprecedented adventure story.
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Probiotic Psychotic

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Our nation is doomed. There's nothing you can do to stop the coming war. But you can watch the pieces fall in these vivid dramatizations.A Canadian hero faces an unruly mob. Healthcare practitioners square off against armed corporate goons. Food scarcity splits families apart and leads to violence.Every aspect of Canadian life is a new battleground. The only question is whether you're brave enough ... Read more

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