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  • How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

    by Mary McHugh ...
    You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don't have to be a little old lady!We've all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She's clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph.Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

    by Mary McHugh ...
    The author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady returns with a guide to recognizing the signs and symptoms of being a grumpy old guy!A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas."If this man sounds like someone you know, ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How to Ruin Your Children's Lives

    by Mary McHugh ...
    A parent's guide to giving wise advice, asking questions, encouraging good habits, and other ways to annoy their teenager.*Ask them about girlfriends or boyfriends in front of relatives*Run out on the basketball court with a first-aid kit if they're hurt during a game*Fall asleep when your teen is telling you what Sue said to Jennifer and what Jennifer told Maryanne and what Karen did thenHow to ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How to Ruin Your Marriage

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Looking for a way to spice up your marriage? Author Mary McHugh provides proven tips and quips to make any spouse immediately snap to attention. Marriage has its ups and downs, but How to Ruin Your Marriage is here to ensure that once you get on that emotional roller coaster it'll never stop!Marriage can be a bumpy road—if you let it! Smooth marriages are no fun, and they can need a little help to ... Read more

    $11.59 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Good Granny/Bad Granny

    by Mary McHugh ...
    This mischievously funny and charmingly illustrated volume celebrates grandmothers who love to spoil their grandchildren rotten!Every grandmother knows that having grandchildren is one of the greatest pleasures in life. When your children finally get around to having their own children, you get a beautiful new baby in your life—and best of all, you're not responsible for how this one turns out!Now ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Clean This!

    300 Reasons to Stop Cleaning

    by Mary McHugh ...
    "Cleaning is the most boring, pointless way to spend your time that ever existed," writes author Mary McHugh. Just think of all the wonderful things you could be doing instead: You could be learning to play the clarinet. You could plant a lilac bush. You could be riding a motorcycle down Main Street.And although the house, your clothes, the children, and dog have to be cleaned sometime, Clean This ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Chorus Lines, Caviar, and Corpses

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Series Book 1 - A Happy Hoofers Mystery
    First in a delicious series: Five friends and dancers on a Russian river cruise discover it takes legwork to solve a murder.It’s never too late to kick up your heels. Just ask Tina, Janice, Pat, Mary Louise, and Gini—a.k.a. the Happy Hoofers. After posting a video of their tap-dancing routine on the internet, the leggy ladies find themselves booked to perform on a lavish river cruise up the Volga ... Read more

    $7.19 USD

  • How to Ruin Your Sister's Life

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Sisters love each other, hate each other, torment each other-and still manage to stick up for each other. Author Mary McHugh explores the unique relationship sisters share and provides plenty of ways to drive a beloved sister mad in How to Ruin Your Sister's Life.Sisters have made tormenting each other a virtual art form, despite their familial love. Their emotional and mental tricks can make the ... Read more

    $8.69 USD

  • Flamenco, Flan, and Fatalities

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Series Book 2 - A Happy Hoofers Mystery
    Murder is nothing to tap at. . .The high-kicking Happy Hoofers--Tina, Janice, Pat, Mary Louise, and Gini--have been booked to flaunt their fabulous flamenco footwork on a luxury train ride through northern Spain. But when a blowhard talk show host is found deader than four-day-old flan--with Gini as suspect numero uno--the feisty friends waste no time stepping into their sleuthing shoes to protect ... Read more

    $6.89 USD

  • High Kicks, Hot Chocolate, and Homicides

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Series Book 5 - A Happy Hoofers Mystery
    “Hilarity and camaraderie.” —RT Book ReviewsMurder takes center stage . . .It’s a Christmas miracle for the Happy Hoofers—Tina, Janice, Pat, Mary Louise, and Gini. They’ve scored a gig at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall with the legendary Rockettes, complete with sexy Santa suits and microphones on their shoes. But when a dazzling diva of a dancer is found dead under the stage, there’s quite ... Read more

    $6.89 USD

  • Cancans, Croissants, and Caskets

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Series Book 3 - A Happy Hoofers Mystery
    "A huge treat for mystery fans.” —Peggy EhrhartYou can’t tiptoe when murder’s afoot…It’s Bastille Day in Paris. The Happy Hoofers—Tina, Janice, Pat, Mary Louise, and Gini—are all set to kick off the fete by dancing the cancan on a beautiful sightseeing cruise down the Seine. As the leggy ladies soak in the magic of the city of lights, everything is magnifique…until a very important patron goes ... Read more

    $6.89 USD

  • Bossa Novas, Bikinis, and Bad Ends

    by Mary McHugh ...
    Series Book 4 - A Happy Hoofers Mystery
    "Cozy adventure for mystery buffs." --Library JournalMurder's a showstopper…The fancy-footed Happy Hoofers--Tina, Janice, Pat, Mary Louise, and Gini-- are kicking off Carnival by entertaining posh guests at the most elegant hotel in Rio de Janeiro. Stunning beaches and spectacular views abound. But the party is cut short for the fab five when their alluring Brazilian companion is found dead in her ... Read more

    $6.89 USD