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  • '90s Island

    A Novella

    On the eve of their thirtieth birthday, twin brothers Jake and Zack Hind—bankrupt from the recession and obsessed with the lost golden era of the 1990s—drunkenly create a Kickstarter crowdfunding page for '90s ISLAND, a tropical commune dedicated to recreating that beloved, carefree decade. When they wake up, Generation Y has collectively pledged millions of dollars. At first it's a thrilling ... Read more

    $3.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Killennials

    A Novella

    Adjunct professor Olivia has no savings, no stability, no hope...oh, and she's still living at home with her father, the university dean. Meanwhile, sky-high tuition is wrecking her students' lives. The solution? Kidnap the out-of-touch baby boomers running the school and demand cancellation of all college loan debt. What could possibly go wrong, except for a civil war between young and old ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Generation S.L.U.T.

    A Brutal Feel-up Session with Today's Sex-Crazed Adolescent Populace

    The first exploration of the sex lives of modern teens, as reported from the frontlines by twenty-year-old Marty Beckerman.Innovatively combining fact and fiction, the book is filled with mind-shattering stats, news reports, and confessions from adolescents nationwide about the new American "Hook-Up Culture," in which 7,700 kids lose their virginity every day.Far from religious proselytizing, ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • The Heming Way

    How to Unleash the Booze-Inhaling, Animal-Slaughtering, War-Glorifying, Hairy-Chested, Retro-Sexual Legend Within, Just Like Papa!

    Marty Beckerman's hilarious guide for the modern man to booze, battle, and bull-fight his way to becoming more like HemingwayMore than fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest Hemingway, history's ultimate man, and young males today—obsessed with Facebook, Twitter, and Playstation—know nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They cannot skin a fish, dominate a ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

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