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  • Why Do Men Have Nipples?

    Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

    Is There a Doctor in the House?Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • The Sugar Frosted Nutsack

    A Novel

    by Mark Leyner ...
    From the bestselling and wildly imaginative novelist Mark Leyner, a romp through the excesses and exploits of gods and mortals.High above the bustling streets of Dubai, in the world's tallest and most luxurious skyscraper, reside the gods and goddesses of the modern world. Since they emerged 14 billion years ago from a bus blaring a tune remarkably similar to the Mister Softee jingle, they've ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist

    A novel

    by Mark Leyner ...
    Series series Vintage Contemporaries
    Welcome to Mark Leyner's America, where you can order gallium arsenide sushi at a roadside diner, get loaded on a cocktail of growth hormones and anabolic steroids, and support your habit by appearing on TV game shows. Welcome to a wildly post-Einsteinian fictional universe where the locals include a speech pathologist with a waterbug fetish, a kamikaze airline pilot, and the lead singer for ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Last Orgy of the Divine Hermit

    by Mark Leyner ...
    A brilliant and utterly original new novel from Mark Leyner about a father and his intense and devout relationship with his daughter and with alcohol.An anthropologist and his daughter travel to Kermunkachunk, the capitol of Chalazia, to conduct research for an ethnography on the Chalazian Mafia Faction (a splinter group of the Chalazian Children's Theater).The book takes place over the course of ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • The Tetherballs of Bougainville

    A Novel

    by Mark Leyner ...
    Series series Vintage Contemporaries
    From his cult classic, I Smell Esther Williams, to his wildly popular and insightful column "Wild Kingdom" appearing in Esquire magazine every month, Mark Leyner has been giving us up close and personal encounters of the most hilarious kind for over a decade.Now, in his new novel The Tetherballs of Bougainville, Leyner shares with us, long last, the quintessential coming of age story that every ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Et Tu, Babe

    by Mark Leyner ...
    Series series Vintage Contemporaries
    In this fiendishly original new novel, Mark Leyner is a leather-blazer-wearing, Piranha 793-driving, narcotic-guzzling monster who has potential rivals eliminated by his bionically enhanced bodyguards, has his internal organs tattooed, and eavesdrops on the erotic fantasies of Victoria's Secret models -- which naturally revolve around him.Leyner's jet-propelled roller derby through the cultures of ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?

    More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour

    The Doctor Is In . . . Again!Did the mega-bestselling Why Do Men Have Nipples? exhaust your curiosity about stuff odd, icky, kinky, noxious, libidinous, or just plain embarrassing? No, you say? Well, good, because the doctor and his able-bodied buddy are in! Again! Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D., now take on the differences between the sexes—those burning questions like Why doesn’t my ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Gone with the Mind

    by Mark Leyner ...
    The blazingly inventive fictional autobiography of Mark Leyner, one of America's "rare, true original voices" (Gary Shteyngart).Dizzyingly brilliant, raucously funny, and painfully honest, Gone with the Mind is the story of Mark Leyner's life, told as only Mark Leyner can tell it. In this utterly unconventional novel -- or is it a memoir? -- Leyner gives a reading in the food court of a New Jersey ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • A Shimmering, Serrated Monster!

    The Mark Leyner Reader

    by Mark Leyner ...
    An all-access ticket to the celebrated and wholly original mind of Mark Leyner, “one of the smartest and funniest humans since Aristophanes” (Jay McInerney)Praised as “chaotic and vibrant” (Charles Yu), “visionary” (Sam Lipsyte), and “supremely original” (John Cusack), the work of Mark Leyner has inspired a generation of contemporary novelists and has long deserved its place of recognition among ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • Let's Play Doctor

    The Instant Guide to Walking, Talking, and Probing Like a Real M.D.

    CONGRATULATIONS!Your purchase of this book means that the admissions committee has thoroughly reviewed your application and we are pleased to welcome you to the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine.**A not quite fully accredited institutionLet’s Play Doctor is your instant guide to becoming a Real Fake Doctor. At the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine, we offer an informative, ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • I Smell Esther Williams

    by Mark Leyner ...
    Series series Vintage Contemporaries
    A community theater's production of Special Yearnings triggers a string of underground nuclear explosions from St. Louis to Worcester, Massachusetts. A man frantically swats at the blaze that his girlfriend has ignited in his trousers, while her family tries to figure out whether his agonized sign language means "Under the Volcano" or "No Time for Sergeants." Charo, Marianne Faithfull, and ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog

    Author of Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist Extra-Special Bonus:

    by Mark Leyner ...
    Series series Vintage Contemporaries
    A fiendishly innovative young writer ups the ante on his cult classics Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist with a book so funny that it ought to be a controlled substance. "With his pumped-up prose and steroidal satire . . . You could call him the Quentin Tarantino of cult fiction."--Newsweek. ... Read more

    $5.99 USD