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  • Why Men Make Bad Pets: They Really Are from Mars!

    by Mara Conlon ...
    Why are men so beastly? This wise and witty book helps us understand "Why Men Make Bad Pets." Hilarious photos of animals are paired with descriptions of men behaving badly that any woman will appreciate. You know: They string chicks along. They make a mess when you're not home. They have trouble committing. They have delusions of grandeur. And, of course, they never ask for directions. You'll ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • Smitten with Kittens: Musings from the Litterbox of Life

    by Mara Conlon ...
    Anyone who loves kittens and humor in equal measure will adore this book. Purrfectly pictured kittens with cattitude offer up their own irreverent wit and wisdom, and feline takes on famous quotes, in this whimsical volume. Cute cat and kitten photos throughout. ... Read more

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    This novel probes the reckless impulses behind an extramarital affair, from an author who is “an heir to Updike and Cheever” (Robert Wiersema, author of Bedtime Story and Before I Wake)Ronnie is a hairdresser who has tried to become a better person to please her fiancé — healthier, well behaved, free of her old bad habits like smoking cigarettes, eating red meat, and indulging in the occasional ... Read more

    $10.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Grumpy Guide to Life

    Observations by Grumpy Cat

    by Grumpy Cat ...
    In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and ... Read more

    $9.89 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I Am Pusheen the Cat

    by Claire Belton ...
    Series series A Pusheen Book
    Who is Pusheen? This collection of oh-so-cute kitty comics—featuring the chubby, tubby tabby who has taken the Internet by storm—will fill you in on all the basics.Things you should know about Pusheen.Birthday: February 18Sex: FemaleWhere she lives: In the house, on the couch, underfootHer favorite pastime: Blogging, sleepingHer best feature: Her toe beansHer favorite food: All of themPusheen is a ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Girl Walks into a Bar . . .

    Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle

    by Rachel Dratch ...
    In this side-splitting memoir, the former Saturday Night Live star recounts the hilarious adventures and unexpected joy of dating and becoming a mother when she least expected it-at the age of forty-four.Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Dog Lover's Companion

    From mongrels to Marmaduke, Uncle John unleashes the mysteries, marvels, and mayhem of man's best friend.The only thing that’s more eager to please you than your dog…is this Bathroom Reader about dogs! It’s a very good book! Oh, yes it is! Good book! So cuddle up with your canine companion and lap up…* Movie mutts* Doggie heroes* The scoop on poop* Decoding your dog’s behavior* Famous folks and ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • All My Patients Have Tales

    Favorite Stories from a Vet's Practice

    by Jeff Wells ...
    "Another winning veterinary memoir deserving of space next to the immortal James Herriot and his heirs"—from the author of All My Patients Kick and Bite ( Booklist).All My Patients Have Tales is a heartwarming and funny collection of stories by a dedicated veterinarian featuring wild horses, porcupine-quill-covered dogs, male cats in labor, an extremely ornery pygmy donkey, an enormous hog, as ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Uncle John's Facts to Go Attack of the Foodies

    Series series Facts to Go
    It’s the most delicious Uncle John’s ever!Pizza, chocolate, potatoes, grubs, coffee, croissants . . . grubs? Yes, grubs! In Attack of the Foodies, no food or beverage is safe from the culinary clutches of Uncle John. From around the world to your dinner table, this tasty e-book heaps a hefty helping of the BRI’s all-time most filling food and drink articles, along with a few brand new creations we ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • 97 Ways to Make a Cat Like You

    From the publisher of B. Kliban's Cat, All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat, and Bad Cat, comes a new book that answers the question all cat lovers ask: How do I make my cat like me?97 Ways to Make a Cat Like You is the perfect interactive guide to these mysterious, fickle, seemingly aloof—yet really, just particular—pets. Paired with a full-color photograph of friendly, extroverted, happy ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Honey Badger Don't Care

    Randall's Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals

    by Randall ...
    Never before has wildlife narration been this bold and this hilarious. More than 40 million people have viewed Randall’s honey badger video, “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger.” “It has no regard for anyone or anything—it just takes what it wants! What a little badass!”When viewing wildlife footage, who hasn’t thought at times, “Ewww! What the hell is that?!” Randall thinks it — and says so! In ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You

    by The Believer ...
    A compendium of advice from the producers, writers, and actors of The Office, Saturday Night Live, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Knocked Up, Flight of the Conchords, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Reno 911!, and The Hangover along with other people who should really never give advice.In these pages Fred Armisen offers help telling your dad you’re a lesbian—give him the phone number and ... Read more

    $14.99 USD