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“justin halpern”

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  • Get Lost

    by Justin Halpern ...
    Finalist for the Golden Poppy Award for Best Mystery NovelFrom the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says**, a fast-paced and hilarious thriller about a young woman who reluctantly teams up with her deadbeat dad to find her missing mom—perfect for fans of Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard.**When Lila Dixon gets a call that her mother has gone missing, sh... ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • Sh*t My Dad Says

    by Justin Halpern ...
    “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea HandlerTuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.A few months ago, comedy writer Justin Halpern, 29, found himself living at home with ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

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    Sh*t My Dad Says

    by Justin Halpern ...
    Narrated by Sean Schemmel ...

    Unabridged

    3 hours 8 min

    After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is ""like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,"" has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:""That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, ... Read more

    $17.99 USD

    Also available as: eBook

    Also available as: eBook

  • I Suck at Girls

    by Justin Halpern ...
    From the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Sh*t My Dad Says: a funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships.Fans of Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always-patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book. The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he's decided to propose to his ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

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  • I Suck at Girls

    by Justin Halpern ...
    From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. Fans of biting, honor-infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern's I ... Read more

    $17.29 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    I Suck at Girls

    by Justin Halpern ...
    Narrated by Sean Schemmel ...

    Unabridged

    4 hours 7 min

    From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. With Sh*t My Dad Says, Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic writing to the world. Now, with this equally ... Read more

    $19.99 USD

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    Get Lost

    by Justin Halpern ...
    Narrated by Katherine Littrell ...

    Unabridged

    6 hours 38 min

    From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says, a fast-paced thriller about a young woman who reluctantly teams up with her deadbeat dad to find her missing mom—perfect for fans of Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard.When Lila Dixon gets a call that her mother has gone missing, she initially brushes it off—Mattie’s disappearances are a part of life, like earthquakes in their ... Read more

    $24.99 USD

    Also available as: eBook

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    Killer Vibes

    The First Peter Key Mystery

    by Jack Friday ...
    Narrated by Max Meyers ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Peter Key Mystery Series

    Unabridged

    10 hours 47 min

    **A wild and wickedly funny series debut, introducing listeners to the irresistible and irrepressible private investigator, Peter Key."Everything you want in a great mystery."—Steven Rowley"Peter Key is my new favorite amateur sleuth."—Elle Cosimano**Meet Peter Key: self-proclaimed “laziest private investigator in Texas” (it’s harder than it looks), unapologetic bisexual, dedicated stoner, and the ... Read more

    $26.99 USD

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    Assholes Finish First

    by Tucker Max ...
    Narrated by Tucker Max ...

    Abridged

    8 hours 23 min

    The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the outrageously funny fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And ... Read more

    $24.99 USD

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    Tough Sh*t

    Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

    by Kevin Smith ...
    Narrated by Kevin Smith ...

    Unabridged

    5 hours 55 min

    That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his ... Read more

    $17.50 USD

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    Dad Is Fat

    by Jim Gaffigan ...
    Narrated by Jim Gaffigan ...

    Unabridged

    5 hours 26 min

    Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids.Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone ... Read more

    $16.00 USD

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    Not Taco Bell Material

    by Adam Carolla ...
    Narrated by Adam Carolla ...

    Abridged

    7 hours 59 min

    In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today.Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about everything from his hardscrabble childhood to his slacker ... Read more

    $17.50 USD

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