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Attack Bunnies

by Laura Gehl ...

Illustrated by Julia Patton ...

Series series Attack Bunnies
A story about a mistaken first impression by two public-spirited bunniesCarrot Cake and Pufftail are trained to protect their woodland friends and, if needed, to attack. When troublemaking Renard Fox moves to the forest, Carrot Cake and Pufftail know exactly what to do. But when their initial impression turns out to be wrong, how will they make things right? ... Read more

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A story about a mistaken first impression by two public-spirited bunniesCarrot Cake and Pufftail are trained to protect their woodland friends and, if needed, to attack. When troublemaking Renard Fox moves to the forest, Carrot Cake and Pufftail know exactly what to do. But when their initial impression turns out to be wrong, how will they make things right?
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My School Stinks!

by Becky Scharnhorst ...

Illustrated by Julia Patton ...

"Just might convince complaining children that their school isn't so bad after all."--Kirkus reviewsA hilarious back-to-school story told through journal entries about a boy who finds himself at a new school where the other students are REAL animals. Perfect for fans of Ryan T. Higgins's We Don't Eat Our Classmates and Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!Dear ... Read more

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"Just might convince complaining children that their school isn't so bad after all."--Kirkus reviewsA hilarious back-to-school story told through journal entries about a boy who finds himself at a new school where the other students are REAL animals. Perfect for fans of Ryan T. Higgins's We Don't Eat Our Classmates and Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!Dear
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Meet the Mighty Helpers

Eyeglasses, Wheelchairs, and Friends Show Off Their Skills

by Laura Purdie Salas ...

Illustrated by Julia Patton ...

In this imaginative picture-book collection of poems, a variety of tools that help humans—such as eyeglasses, wheelchairs, and fidget toys—audition to be superheroes.It’s time for tryouts—superhero tryouts! Who will be chosen for the top-secret Superhero Crew? Will it be the eyeglasses that help Lata see clearly? The wheelchair that helps Nat race across the basketball court? The seizure alert dog ... Read more

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In this imaginative picture-book collection of poems, a variety of tools that help humans—such as eyeglasses, wheelchairs, and fidget toys—audition to be superheroes.It’s time for tryouts—superhero tryouts! Who will be chosen for the top-secret Superhero Crew? Will it be the eyeglasses that help Lata see clearly? The wheelchair that helps Nat race across the basketball court? The seizure alert dog
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This Book Is Banned

by Raj Haldar ...

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From #1 New York Times bestselling author of P Is for Pterodactyl Raj Haldar comes a silly and irreverent new picture book all about sharing ideasThis is a book about dinosaurs. No it's not. Dinosaurs are not allowed.Oh. This is now a book about avocados! Sorry. We deleted those too.FINE. This book is about—nope! Forbidden!Maybe you shouldn't even try reading this book…But what could possibly be i ... Read more

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From #1 New York Times bestselling author of P Is for Pterodactyl Raj Haldar comes a silly and irreverent new picture book all about sharing ideasThis is a book about dinosaurs. No it's not. Dinosaurs are not allowed.Oh. This is now a book about avocados! Sorry. We deleted those too.FINE. This book is about—nope! Forbidden!Maybe you shouldn't even try reading this book…But what could possibly be i
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Haiku, Ew!

Celebrating the Disgusting Side of Nature

by Lynn Brunelle ...

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Stop right there!If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is not for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back right now. If you don’t want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you’re going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!All right, you’re in charge. Don’t say ... Read more

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Stop right there!If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is not for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back right now. If you don’t want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you’re going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!All right, you’re in charge. Don’t say
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The Very Very Very Long Dog

by Julia Patton ...

Bartelby is a very long dachshund who just wants a simple walk, but his bumbling bottom has a mind of its own!"Oh, Bartelby!"Bartelby is a very long and lovable dachshund who lives in a bookstore. He has a lovely set of friends who take him for walks through the city, but he has no idea that his bumbling backside leaves a trail of destruction and accidents behind him. Embarrassed that he has no ... Read more

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Bartelby is a very long dachshund who just wants a simple walk, but his bumbling bottom has a mind of its own!"Oh, Bartelby!"Bartelby is a very long and lovable dachshund who lives in a bookstore. He has a lovely set of friends who take him for walks through the city, but he has no idea that his bumbling backside leaves a trail of destruction and accidents behind him. Embarrassed that he has no
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This Field Trip Stinks!

by Becky Scharnhorst ...

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The hilarious sequel to My School Stinks! about a young boy at his school full of animals as they embark on an adventure-filled field trip! Perfect for fans of Ryan T. Higgins's We Don't Eat Our Classmates, Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, and the Magic Schoolbus adventures!Dear Diary,This morning, Mr. Grizzly announced we’re taking a field trip. I thought ... Read more

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The hilarious sequel to My School Stinks! about a young boy at his school full of animals as they embark on an adventure-filled field trip! Perfect for fans of Ryan T. Higgins's We Don't Eat Our Classmates, Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, and the Magic Schoolbus adventures!Dear Diary,This morning, Mr. Grizzly announced we’re taking a field trip. I thought
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Drat That Fat Cat!

by Julia Patton ...

Series series AV2 Fiction Readalong
Cornelius prefers life on the quiet side. He's orderly and neat and doesn't have time for any ruckus. But his meticulous life soon spins into utter chaos when a suspicious package appears on his doorstop and out pops a wild and crazy fat cat! This fat cat is stinky, mischievous, messy, and loud! With every new and not-so-fun adventure, Cornelius's patience begins to fray. Will the cat have enough ... Read more

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Cornelius prefers life on the quiet side. He's orderly and neat and doesn't have time for any ruckus. But his meticulous life soon spins into utter chaos when a suspicious package appears on his doorstop and out pops a wild and crazy fat cat! This fat cat is stinky, mischievous, messy, and loud! With every new and not-so-fun adventure, Cornelius's patience begins to fray. Will the cat have enough
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Snail Mail

by Samantha Berger ...

Illustrated by Julia Patton ...

A long, long time ago, before email and texting, the mail was delivered in a much slower way-it was called Snail Mail (because some thought it was delivered by a snail). Although it took much longer, everyone agreed that letters were a little more special when they were delivered by Snail Mail. They might be handwritten. They might include a drawing. They might even contain a surprise inside! One ... Read more

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A long, long time ago, before email and texting, the mail was delivered in a much slower way-it was called Snail Mail (because some thought it was delivered by a snail). Although it took much longer, everyone agreed that letters were a little more special when they were delivered by Snail Mail. They might be handwritten. They might include a drawing. They might even contain a surprise inside! One
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Mind-Boggling Numbers

by Michael J. Rosen ...

Illustrated by Julia Patton ...

If you could hike to the moon, how long would it take? Just how many glasses of lemonade would you need to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool? If everyone on Earth owned exactly the same amount of land, how big would your yard be? And how much time would you spend mowing the lawn?Learn the math behind these questions in this hilarious romp through weight, volume, distance, and more. These 12 zany ... Read more

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If you could hike to the moon, how long would it take? Just how many glasses of lemonade would you need to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool? If everyone on Earth owned exactly the same amount of land, how big would your yard be? And how much time would you spend mowing the lawn?Learn the math behind these questions in this hilarious romp through weight, volume, distance, and more. These 12 zany
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Stinker

by David Zeltser ...

Illustrated by Julia Patton ...

Stinker is a puppy stuck in the pound. He's playful and loving and wants more than anything to be adopted. Unfortunately, little Stinker is always making big smells. As family after family return the ever-patient pooch back to the shelter, even he begins to lose hope. That is, until Stinker meets a snarky tomcat who can wriggle his way out of any situation. Together they stage a great escape in ... Read more

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Stinker is a puppy stuck in the pound. He's playful and loving and wants more than anything to be adopted. Unfortunately, little Stinker is always making big smells. As family after family return the ever-patient pooch back to the shelter, even he begins to lose hope. That is, until Stinker meets a snarky tomcat who can wriggle his way out of any situation. Together they stage a great escape in
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This Book Is Banned

by Raj Haldar ...

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THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT DINOSAURS.No it's not. Dinosaurs are NOT ALLOWED.OH. THIS IS NOW A BOOK ABOUT AVOCADOS!Sorry. We deleted those.FINE.THIS BOOK IS ABOUT?NOPEPermanently BANNED!What is this book about anyway?! Maybe you shouldn’t even try reading it … But what could possibly be inside?#1 New York Times bestselling author Raj Haldar presents a hilarious (and thoughtful!) look at what happens when ... Read more

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THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT DINOSAURS.No it's not. Dinosaurs are NOT ALLOWED.OH. THIS IS NOW A BOOK ABOUT AVOCADOS!Sorry. We deleted those.FINE.THIS BOOK IS ABOUT?NOPEPermanently BANNED!What is this book about anyway?! Maybe you shouldn’t even try reading it … But what could possibly be inside?#1 New York Times bestselling author Raj Haldar presents a hilarious (and thoughtful!) look at what happens when
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