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How to Be Cross Eyed

Thriving Despite Your Physical Imperfection

by Jonathan Roseland ...

There's that moment when you meet a new person and you can tell that they are just a bit disoriented by your weirdness. You feel that familiar little pang of embarrassment and shame because you know how weird you must look to them.You're physically imperfect. So am I. I know that moment as well as you do…But you don't have to be cross eyed (or have a conspicuous physical imperfection) to enjoy ... Read more

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There's that moment when you meet a new person and you can tell that they are just a bit disoriented by your weirdness. You feel that familiar little pang of embarrassment and shame because you know how weird you must look to them.You're physically imperfect. So am I. I know that moment as well as you do…But you don't have to be cross eyed (or have a conspicuous physical imperfection) to enjoy
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Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender

How to meet a nice girl instead - from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!

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18 hours 6 min

Women are dangerous.Good, yet naive, men routinely wreck their lives because they “stick their dick in a blender” — having sex with the wrong kinds of women. STDs, unplanned pregnancies, false accusations, mental health headcases, and divorce make chasing skirts a dangerous game. While lesser men retreat from the pursuit of women into the pixel-powered pleasure world, you have faith that your hunt ... Read more

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Women are dangerous.Good, yet naive, men routinely wreck their lives because they “stick their dick in a blender” — having sex with the wrong kinds of women. STDs, unplanned pregnancies, false accusations, mental health headcases, and divorce make chasing skirts a dangerous game. While lesser men retreat from the pursuit of women into the pixel-powered pleasure world, you have faith that your hunt
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Hourglass

A science fiction novel - Not For Sex Addicts - about seduction, biohacking & philosophy

by Jonathan Roseland ...

Narrated by Digital Voice Charlotte E, Digital Voice Lumina E, Digital Voice Jhenny E, Digital Voice Liam E, Digital Voice Josh E ...

Series Audiobook 1 - Hourglass
Unabridged

10 hours 49 min

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.Limitless meets Black Mirror meets American Psycho in Hourglass - The debut novel from Applied Neuroscience Strategist and Banned-On-Amazon author Jonathan RoselandXavier is a Biohacker, mathematical savant, gamer, and cyber-criminal—on trial for masterminding a $9 million heist of “pre-cognitive capital.” Pushed out of his comfort zone one night at a ... Read more

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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.Limitless meets Black Mirror meets American Psycho in Hourglass - The debut novel from Applied Neuroscience Strategist and Banned-On-Amazon author Jonathan RoselandXavier is a Biohacker, mathematical savant, gamer, and cyber-criminal—on trial for masterminding a $9 million heist of “pre-cognitive capital.” Pushed out of his comfort zone one night at a
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How To Be Cross Eyed

Thriving Despite Your Physical Imperfection— a mémoire and lifehacking manifesto

by Jonathan Roseland ...

Narrated by Jonathan Roseland ...

Unabridged

9 hours 3 min

There's that moment when you meet a new person, and you can tell that they are just a bit disoriented by your weirdness. You feel that familiar little pang of embarrassment and shame because you know how weird you must look to them. You're physically imperfect. So am I. I know that moment as well as you do…But you don't have to be cross eyed (or have a conspicuous physical imperfection) to enjoy ... Read more

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There's that moment when you meet a new person, and you can tell that they are just a bit disoriented by your weirdness. You feel that familiar little pang of embarrassment and shame because you know how weird you must look to them. You're physically imperfect. So am I. I know that moment as well as you do…But you don't have to be cross eyed (or have a conspicuous physical imperfection) to enjoy
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Hourglass #2

The Trident, The Tachyon & The Temptress

by Jonathan Roseland ...

Narrated by Jonathan Roseland, "Odyssey of the Mind" Style ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Hourglass
Unabridged

11 hours 30 min

The epic sequel to Hourglass - from Applied Neuroscience Strategist and Banned-On-Amazon author Jonathan RoselandXavier has done a deal with the Devil to solve the unsolvable: the Goldbach Conjecture. Addicted to the most dangerous of Smart Drugs and overclocking his cognition with fringe Biohacks, he risks his sanity to outsmart centuries of mathematicians. But he discovers that his work for ... Read more

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The epic sequel to Hourglass - from Applied Neuroscience Strategist and Banned-On-Amazon author Jonathan RoselandXavier has done a deal with the Devil to solve the unsolvable: the Goldbach Conjecture. Addicted to the most dangerous of Smart Drugs and overclocking his cognition with fringe Biohacks, he risks his sanity to outsmart centuries of mathematicians. But he discovers that his work for
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