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From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 1 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

2 hours 6 min

Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of ... Read more

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Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of
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The Badge And The Gun

Johnny Two Kebabs, #9

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Series Book 9 - Johnny Two Kebabs
When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando'. Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the ... Read more

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When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando'. Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the
... Read more
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The Second Trilogy of Johnny Two Kebabs

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook box set - box set
Unabridged

6 hours 47 min

This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two KebabsJohnny Two Kebabs - The PrequelJohnny's RidealongA Very Maggie ChristmasThis uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist ... Read more

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This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two KebabsJohnny Two Kebabs - The PrequelJohnny's RidealongA Very Maggie ChristmasThis uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist
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Two Kebabs Trilogy, The

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook box set - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

6 hours 9 min

This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two KebabsFrom Russia With Chilli And Garlic SauceHow I Found The G SpotThe Mixed Doner MurdersIn these pages, Johnny reveals the truth not only about how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous ‘Mixed Doner Murders’ case. We learn how Johnny operates behind ... Read more

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This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two KebabsFrom Russia With Chilli And Garlic SauceHow I Found The G SpotThe Mixed Doner MurdersIn these pages, Johnny reveals the truth not only about how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous ‘Mixed Doner Murders’ case. We learn how Johnny operates behind
... Read more
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Johnny's Ridealong

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 5 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

2 hours 36 min

It is a fact that the average male bladder can hold approximately a pint of liquid. This quantity is somewhat greater in an Irishman. The bladder of a healthy Irishman can generally hold at least 750ml or nearly one and a half pints. However, there are exceptions to every rule and every so often a male with a much larger capacity than normal appears and with a bit of training and determination his ... Read more

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It is a fact that the average male bladder can hold approximately a pint of liquid. This quantity is somewhat greater in an Irishman. The bladder of a healthy Irishman can generally hold at least 750ml or nearly one and a half pints. However, there are exceptions to every rule and every so often a male with a much larger capacity than normal appears and with a bit of training and determination his
... Read more
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How I Found The G Spot

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

2 hours 1 min

In this second volume of his memoirs, Johnny describes how he infiltrated a dangerous gang of "activists" and thwarted a plot to carry out a series of attacks in the U.K. We also learn more about Johnny Two Kebabs "the man" as opposed to just the public figure. We gain more insight into Johnny's "inner journey" as well his "outer journey" when he describes his experience of partaking of "The Kebab ... Read more

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In this second volume of his memoirs, Johnny describes how he infiltrated a dangerous gang of "activists" and thwarted a plot to carry out a series of attacks in the U.K. We also learn more about Johnny Two Kebabs "the man" as opposed to just the public figure. We gain more insight into Johnny's "inner journey" as well his "outer journey" when he describes his experience of partaking of "The Kebab
... Read more
Audiobook

Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 4 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

1 hour 56 min

An Extraordinary Event:On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager.Now, for the first time, the true story of the events leading up to this feat is recounted by the protagonist, "Johnny Two Kebabs."In this "prequel" he relates the truth about his exploits ... Read more

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An Extraordinary Event:On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager.Now, for the first time, the true story of the events leading up to this feat is recounted by the protagonist, "Johnny Two Kebabs."In this "prequel" he relates the truth about his exploits
... Read more
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A Very Maggie Christmas

Johnny Meets The Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 6 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

2 hours 21 min

The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances. An investigation at an esoteric and well-being convention is undertaken by Johnny who attends some therapy sessions and is surprised at the expertise of some of the therapists. However, Johnny is convinced that ... Read more

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The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances. An investigation at an esoteric and well-being convention is undertaken by Johnny who attends some therapy sessions and is surprised at the expertise of some of the therapists. However, Johnny is convinced that
... Read more
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The Mixed Doner Murders

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 3 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

2 hours 7 min

This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny's memoirs as it firmly establishes him as one of the great ‘thinkers’ of modern times. Johnny shares with us some of his insights into the criminal mind and what drives him in his crusade against evil. The art of boxing, political ideology and gender fluidity all play a part in this latest fascinating chapter of Johnny's ... Read more

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This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny's memoirs as it firmly establishes him as one of the great ‘thinkers’ of modern times. Johnny shares with us some of his insights into the criminal mind and what drives him in his crusade against evil. The art of boxing, political ideology and gender fluidity all play a part in this latest fascinating chapter of Johnny's
... Read more
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Bent Cop

Johnny Takes Out The Trash

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 8 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

5 hours 26 min

Is it Stalin's Soviet Union? Pol Pot's Cambodia? Kim Jong Il's North Korea? Incredibly, it's twenty-first-century London.In a monstrous twist of fate, Johnny has been targeted by the local council, who believe that he no longer has the right to claim unemployment benefits unless he can "provide proof of actively searching for gainful employment."However, this is merely the beginning of the ... Read more

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Is it Stalin's Soviet Union? Pol Pot's Cambodia? Kim Jong Il's North Korea? Incredibly, it's twenty-first-century London.In a monstrous twist of fate, Johnny has been targeted by the local council, who believe that he no longer has the right to claim unemployment benefits unless he can "provide proof of actively searching for gainful employment."However, this is merely the beginning of the
... Read more
Audiobook

Badge And The Gun, The

by Johnny Two Kebabs ...

Narrated by Kieran Mc Kenna ...

Series Audiobook 9 - Johnny Two Kebabs
Unabridged

5 hours 35 min

When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.'Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the ... Read more

$9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.'Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the
... Read more

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