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  • Mind the Bollocks

    by Johnny Sharp ...
    Popular music has always attracted the kind of morally bankrupt individuals who are too unhinged to hold down a proper job. And that’s just as well. After all, if your local fishmonger told you he’d just snorted his father’s ashes, you might think twice about doing business with him. But when Keith Richards says it, you think ‘Nice one, Keef!’ and have a flick through your iPod to find ‘Honky Tonk ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Crap Lyrics

    by Johnny Sharp ...
    Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded.Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

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    The hilarious and heartwarming memoir from one of Britain's best-loved comedians

    by Dawn French ...
    Dawn French is one of the greatest comedy actresses of our time, with a career that has spanned nearly three decades. Loved for her irreverant humour, Dawn has achieved massive mainstream success while continuing to push boundaries and challenge stereotypes. Here she describes the journey that would eventually establish her as a perhaps unlikely, but nevertheless genuine, national treasure.Dawn ... Read more

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  • Rememberings

    From the acclaimed, controversial singer-songwriter Sinéad O’Connor comes a revelatory memoir of her fraught childhood, musical triumphs, fearless activism, and of the enduring power of song.Blessed with a singular voice and a fiery temperament, Sinéad O’Connor rose to massive fame in the late 1980s and 1990s with a string of gold records. By the time she was twenty, she was world famous—living a ... Read more

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  • Bedsit Disco Queen

    How I grew up and tried to be a pop star

    by Tracey Thorn ...
    I was only sixteen when I bought an electric guitar and joined a band. A year later, I formed an all-girl band called the Marine Girls and played gigs, and signed to an indie label, and started releasing records.Then, for eighteen years, between 1982 and 2000, I was one half of the group Everything But the Girl. In that time, we released nine albums and sold nine million records. We went on ... Read more

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  • Surrender

    40 Songs, One Story

    by Bono ...
    NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • Bono—artist, activist, and the lead singer of Irish rock band U2—has written a memoir: honest and irreverent, intimate and profound, Surrender is the story of the remarkable life he’s lived, the challenges he’s faced, and the friends and family who have shaped and sustained him. • A VOGUE BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR**“A brilliant, very funny, very revealing autobiography ... Read more

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  • Booky Wook Collection

    by Russell Brand ...
    "A child's garden of vices, My Booky Wook is also a relentless ride with a comic mind clearly at the wheel.... The bloke can write. He rhapsodizes about heroin better than anyone since Jim Carroll. With the flick of his enviable pen, he can summarize childhood thus: 'My very first utterance in life was not a single word, but a sentence. It was, 'Don't do that.'... Russell Brand has a compelling ... Read more

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  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Teenage Dirtbag Years

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    So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works.But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be, basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women. And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, ... Read more

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  • Naked at the Albert Hall

    The Inside Story of Singing

    by Tracey Thorn ...
    In her bestselling autobiography Bedsit Disco Queen, Tracey Thorn recalled the highs and lows of a thirty-year career in pop music. But with the touring, recording and extraordinary anecdotes, there wasn't time for an in-depth look at what she actually did for all those years: sing. She sang with warmth and emotional honesty, sometimes while battling acute stage-fright.Part memoir, part wide ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Sharon Osbourne Survivor

    My Story - the Next Chapter

    'Vintage Sharon . . . fiery and passionate' - HEAT'The formidable Mrs O is just as honest and open in this second instalment of her life story as the first . . . a real page-turner' - WOMAN'Shazza goes even deeper to reveal the secrets behind the headlines' - LOOK'Like Extreme, Survivor is eye-wateringly frank, and very funny' - EVENING STANDARDSharon Osbo... ... Read more

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  • Seriously Funny

    The Endlessly Quotable Terry Pratchett

    A pocket Discworld quote book. Go beyond the novels to discover more about the fantastically funny and gloriously inventive world of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series.‘I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.’The most quotable writer of our time, Terry Pratchett’s unique brand of wit made him both a bestseller ... Read more

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  • I'm Not with the Band

    A Writer's Life Lost in Music

    DON'T MISS SYLVIA PATTERSON'S BRAND NEW MEMOIR, SAME OLD GIRL, COMING SPRING 2023SHORTLISTED FOR THE COSTA BIOGRAPHY AWARD 2016'Celebratory and elegiac' Guardian'A roller-coaster memoir' Sunday Times'Funny, anecdote-packed, nostalgic but also very touching' The Pool'Patterson fillets out the pretentious bones of pop, leaving its gli... ... Read more

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