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“joey arnstein”

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  • The Dogma of Rufus

    A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and Surviving with Humans

    by Rufus, Larry Arnstein, Zack Arnstein, Joey Arnstein ...
    So, you’ve been ripped out from your mother’s paws and taken in by a strange family of humans that has kids who insist on flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up like a ladybug. These new human-folk are trying to “teach” you things, like sitting or not ripping apart their fun-looking shoes, and you might start to think you should try to “obey.” But I know better; I’ve been around the block ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Cleopatra's Confessions

    A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap

    by Cleopatra J. Cat ...
    Humans have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, also the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting(not less than two hours),and most important, making available a good Sleep Environment for a cat. This must include comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops and a variety of floor surfaces: bare wood, a cool cement area, linoleum, and carpeting. Carpeting ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

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    20 Festive Failures That Are Worse Than Yours!

    by Alex Bernstein ...
    Ten hilarious short stories for anyone who hates the holidays!The holiday season is one of laughter, fun, generosity, and time with friends and family . . . or so it’s supposed to be. But we all know that the holiday season can actually be absolutely depressing, no matter how hard we try. So from the wit of humorist Alex Bernstein comes this “miserable” collection of short stories based around ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • The Story Behind

    The Extraordinary History Behind Ordinary Objects

    by Emily Prokop ...
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    Discover the Surprising History of Ordinary Things"Emily magically weaves a vibrant history of simple everyday objects we often take for granted. The Story Behind will surprise and delight..." ─Deana Marie, Creator & Host of the Twisted Philly podcast#1 Best Seller in Trivia & Fun Facts, Art History, Design History & Criticism, Reference, Decorative Arts & Design, and History of Technology<strong. ... Read more

    $11.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

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  • Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Barefoot Passengers, Armrest Hoggers, and Other Traveling Troublemakers

    People I Want to Punch in the Throat, #4

    by Jen Mann ...
    Series Book 4 - People I Want to Punch in the Throat
    Have you ever returned from a vacation and felt like you needed a vacation from your vacation? That's how New York Times bestselling author Jen Mann always feels.Packing a suitcase, putting on pants, and leaving the house already sounds like a lot of work, but then you have to deal with the punch list:Delayed flights.Center seats.People who think bare feet on an airplane is a good idea.Kids who ... Read more

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  • Truth: A Brief History of Total Bullsh*t

    by Tom Phillips ...
    "A lighthearted history of lying"—from the international bestselling author of Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up (Kirkus Reviews).We live in a "post-truth" world, we're told. But was there ever really a golden age of truth-telling? Or have people been lying, fibbing and just plain bullsh*tting since the beginning of time?Tom Phillips, editor of a leading independent fact-checking ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

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  • The Cuckoos of Batch Magna

    by Peter Maughan ...
    Series Book 1 - The Batch Magna Chronicles
    Welcome to Batch Magna, a place where anything might happen. And often does...When Sir Humphrey Strange, 8th Baronet and squire of Batch Magna, departs this world for the Upper House, what’s left of his estate passes, through the ancient law of entailment, to distant relative Humph, an amiable, overweight short-order cook from the Bronx.Sir Humphrey Franklin T. Strange, 9th Baronet and squire of ... Read more

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  • How to Be a Dictator

    An Irreverent Guide

    by Mikal Hem ...
    A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Becoming a Dictator, Based on the Outrageous, Scandalous, and Excessive Behavior of Dictators Past and PresentWho hasn’t dreamed of one day ruling your own country? Along with great power comes unlimited influence, control, admiration, and often wealth. How to Be a Dictator will teach you the tricks of the trade-how to rise to the top and stay in power, and how to enjoy ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

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  • The Smart Words and Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill

    Edited by Max Morris ...
    For myself I am an optimist,” said legendary British politician Winston Churchill. It does not seem to be much use being anything else.”Have you ever wanted to deliver the ultimate Churchillian wisecrack? Give sound advice to a peer on how to deal with life’s problems? Or contribute to a heated discussion on international politics? The Smart Words and Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill is the perfect ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • Simpler Living Handbook

    A Back to Basics Guide to Organizing, Decluttering, Streamlining, and More

    by Jeff Davidson ...
    The ultimate guide to streamlining your life.Life moves too quickly these days, as technology, work, and personal commitments make it almost impossible to relax and enjoy life. Finding yourself stressed over the clutter in your kitchen or the mass of paper in front of your computer? Relax. This book will help. Filled with tips on how to uncomplicate your daily routine, eliminate stress at home and ... Read more

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  • Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores

    by Jennifer Campbell ...
    Booksellers share the quirky questions and odd requests from customers that leave them speechless . . ."I've forgotten my glasses, can you read me the first chapter?""Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs?""Excuse me . . . is this book edible?"Filled with funny, quirky illustrations by the BAFTA Award-winning Brothers McLeod and featuring contributions from booksellers across the ... Read more

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  • The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition

    Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries

    by Lawrence Dorfman ...
    Series series Snark Series
    The bestselling book on the art of the insult is back and it’s more blasphemous than ever. Author and snark connoisseur Lawrence Dorfman does his absolute worst, dishing out hundreds of clever insults for all situations and occasions. From careful instructions on how and when to throw a verbal punch to an expertly curated collection of the best insults in history, this uproarious little book has ... Read more

    $8.99 USD