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  • The Dogma of Rufus

    A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and Surviving with Humans

    So, you’ve been ripped out from your mother’s paws and taken in by a strange family of humans that has kids who insist on flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up like a ladybug. These new human-folk are trying to “teach” you things, like sitting or not ripping apart their fun-looking shoes, and you might start to think you should try to “obey.” But I know better; I’ve been around the block ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Cleopatra's Confessions

    A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap

    Humans have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, also the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting(not less than two hours),and most important, making available a good Sleep Environment for a cat. This must include comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops and a variety of floor surfaces: bare wood, a cool cement area, linoleum, and carpeting. Carpeting ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

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  • Curious Men

    He-time Tales

    Something different! Short stories that surprise, pique and intrigue.This companion volume to Me-Time Tales: tea breaks for mature women and curious men-- now allows the men to have their say...only not completely without interruption from mature women.A collection of unusual short stories that delve into the minds of a variety of curious men: hooked on meteorites, tractor parts, foreign parts, ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Miserable Love Stories

    25 Romantic Disasters That Are Worse Than Yours

    Funny Short Stories for Heart-Breakers, the Broken-Hearted and the Completely Utterly ConfusedWhether you’re headed to that exciting first date where you’ll inevitably spill Cabernet all over yourself or you and your significant other are celebrating Date Night #4,081 with an extra pint of Halo Top, everyone can agree on one thing: Love Stinks. How to escape the endless cycle of melancholy? Well, ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition

    Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries

    Series series Snark Series
    The bestselling book on the art of the insult is back and it’s more blasphemous than ever. Author and snark connoisseur Lawrence Dorfman does his absolute worst, dishing out hundreds of clever insults for all situations and occasions. From careful instructions on how and when to throw a verbal punch to an expertly curated collection of the best insults in history, this uproarious little book has ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • "S" Is for Stupid

    An Encyclopedia of Stupidity

    Series Book 11 - Stupid History
    An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History!* A doctor's actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active.* "Shooting Reported at Firing Range" — The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006* Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. — The Sentinel ... Read more

    $11.59 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Wrong End of the Table

    A Mostly Comic Memoir of a Muslim Arab American Woman Just Trying to Fit in

    by Ayser Salman ...
    "[A] rare voice that is both relatable and unafraid to examine the complexities of her American identity.” **—Reza Aslan, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of NazarethAn Immigrant Love-Hate Story of What it Means to Be American**You know that feeling of being at the wrong end of the table? Like you’re at a party but all the good stuff is happening out of ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Somebody to Love

    The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury

    A biography examining the final days of Freddie Mercury in the dawn of AIDS and the legacy he left behind.For the first time, the final years of one of the world's most captivating rock showman are laid bare. Including interviews from Freddie Mercury's closest friends in the last years of his life, along with personal photographs, Somebody to Love is an authoritative biography of the great man ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Comedians

    Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy

    "Funny [and] fascinating . . . If you're a comedy nerd you'll love this book." — Pittsburgh Post-GazetteNamed a Best Book of the Year by Kirkus Reviews, National Post, and SplitsiderBased on over two hundred original interviews and extensive archival research, this groundbreaking work is a narrative exploration of the way comedians have reflected, shaped, and changed American culture over the past ... Read more

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  • Fix-It and Forget-It Best of Fall Recipes

    Quick and Delicious Slow Cooker Meals

    Series series Fix-It and Forget-It
    A collection of more than 150 of the very best harvest recipes from the New York Times bestselling Fix-It and Forget-It series—all in one place.Fall is here, and so is a busy season of Thanksgiving parties and cooking for big groups. But don’t let stress get in the way—simply take out your slow cooker and prepare holiday meals for the entire family with ease and joy.Here, we have collected the ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • Write Like You Mean It

    Mastering Your Passion for the Written Word

    by Steve Gamel ...
    "Honest, transparent, and realistic . . . His approach offers insights, advice, and sensible strategies to stop procrastinating and start writing." —Neil Foote, Principal Lecturer, Mayborn School of JournalismIn his debut title, Write Like You Mean It, award-winning journalist and content writer Steve Gamel dives into his best advice for writers that he has gathered over the years. With stories ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Do the Hard Things First: How to Win Over Procrastination and Master the Habit of Doing Difficult Work

    Do the Hard Things First, #1

    by Scott Allan ...
    Series Book 1 - Do the Hard Things First
    Break the Procrastination Habit, Accelerate Your Productivity, and Take Control of Your Life Today.Are you living in chaos because you constantly put off critical tasks until the last minute? Do you feel disorganized both at home and at work? Do you experience feelings of anxiety, frustration, and helplessness with all your incomplete projects?If so, it's time to beat analysis paralysis, boost ... Read more

    $6.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus