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  • Goodnight Nanny-Cam

    A Parody for Modern Parents

    by Lizzy Ratner, Jen Nessel ...
    “Goodnight Moon has been hilariously updated for the modern parent.”—BuzzfeedWhen the text of Goodnight Nanny-Cam appeared online in the New Yorker’s “Shouts & Murmurs” column, it garnered 100,000 hits and more than 15,000 Facebook likes in a matter of days. Filled with sly references to BPA-free bottles, Baby Einstein DVDs, and toddler tutors, Jen Nessel and Lizzy Ratner’s send-up of the beloved ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

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    A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters

    by David Javerbaum ...
    This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?”• “I’m kicking as ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Aunt Erma's Cope Book

    How To Get From Monday To Friday . . . In 12 Days

    by Erma Bombeck ...
    The #1 New York Times bestseller about one woman's doomed quest for self-improvement by a writer "blessed with the comic equivalent of perfect pitch" ( The Boston Globe).As far as Erma can tell, her life is going well. Her children speak to her, her husband smiles at her, and she's capable of looking in a mirror without screaming. But her friends know better. No matter how happy Erma thinks she is ... Read more

    $9.89 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

    by Richard Crasta ...
    By a widely published author and father of 3 children, 8 books, and one kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this highly varied humor collection (with two pieces about Daddies) imagines:--What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, came up with imaginative excuses, in adult language?--A band of 5000 yogis with bad accents flown in from ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Autobiography of a One-Year-Old

    by Rohan Candappa ...
    “I am a one-year-old and this is my autobiography....”Have you ever looked at your baby and wondered what he or she is thinking? Are you ready to find out?“I thought it was about time someone told it like it is. So I’m spilling the beans on the world of a one-year-old. A world where you’re left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything’s at completely the wrong height. Where you’re ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • The Serial: A Year In The Life Of Marin County

    by Cyra McFadden ...
    Illustrated by Tom Cervenak ...
    To mark 35 years since The Serial first satirized the silliness of 1970s California, the bestselling novel is back, with new artwork, bonus features, interviews and reviews from the time, plus a new preface by author Cyra McFadden. Are you into Living Together Relationships? Personal Growth? Human Life Styling? Is your desire Creative Control? Sadomasochism? Staying MellowAt All Costs? Then you ... Read more

    $5.39 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Secret Diary of Prince George, Aged 3.5 months

    by J.S. Smith ...
    Buckingham Palace, London, 2013 - My mum and I seem to be on the cover of every magazine these days. She must be really pleased that I've made her so famous. Before I arrived, I don't suppose many people had even heard of her.Kensington Palace, London, 2013 - Dad's a pilot who flies helicopters right up in the sky. I think that's why he's called Highness. But just because Dad flies helicopters, it ... Read more

    $5.39 USD

  • The Playground Mafia

    The Essential Guide to Observing, Identifying and Managing Playground Mums (and the Occasional Dad)

    by Clare Christian ...
    The average playground is full of bullies, show-offs and gossips - and we don't mean the kids. Parents have evolved into the worst kinds of stereotype in the last few decades and this fun and funny book identifies them all: Spot them in your playground today!From Competitive Mum to Flaky Mum to Tittle-Tattle Mum (and with a few dads thrown in for good measure), the playground stereotypes are ... Read more

    $5.39 USD

  • If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

    A Parody for Adults

    by Marcy Roznick ...
    Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck UpIf you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • First Dog On the Moon's Guide to Living Through the Impending Apocalypse and How to Stay Nice Doing It

    by First Dog on the Moon ...
    The only book you will ever need to read by Australia's best-loved marsupial-based cartoonistJoin beloved cartoonist First Dog On the Moon in this tender frolic through the looming collapse of civilisation and the demise of everything you ever cared about. Never have so many worked so hard to bring about the end of life as we know it, but what to wear? When Armageddon arrives, will it still be ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • The Very Hungry Pregnant Lady

    by Emilie Sandoz-Voyer ...
    A lighthearted parody of Eric Carle's much-loved classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar, The Very Hungry Pregnant Lady tackles the mysteries faced by pregnant women everywhere—namely, how can I have so little space for my stomach and yet be hungry all the time? And is it better to try unsuccessfully to sleep, or just give in and have another snack? Pairing playful text with bright, colorful images, ... Read more

    $12.39 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Sex-on-a-Stick

    by Hoffmann, L. Douglas ...
    ~~Sex-on-a-Stick~~The woman has it all. A prestigious job in the Capital Complex. Ahybrid Subaru with all-wheel-drive and satellite radio. ASuburban townhouse with stainless steel appliances and granitecountertops. Yes, she has it all and why not? She is, afer all,Pandora Tanner, Capital City tour-guide.When a chance encounter with a handsome face from her pastbrings Pandora face-to-face with her ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus