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The Eternal Prison

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A hired gun taken prisoner by a corrupt system battles enemies both human and engineered to survive in this dystopian techno-thriller.Avery Cates is a wanted man. After surviving the worst bioengineered disaster in history, Cates finds himself incarcerated—in Chengara Penitentiary. As Chengara has a survival rate of exactly zero, the system's most famous gunner must do some serious plotting. And a ... Read more

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A hired gun taken prisoner by a corrupt system battles enemies both human and engineered to survive in this dystopian techno-thriller.Avery Cates is a wanted man. After surviving the worst bioengineered disaster in history, Cates finds himself incarcerated—in Chengara Penitentiary. As Chengara has a survival rate of exactly zero, the system's most famous gunner must do some serious plotting. And a
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Last Best Day

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Series series The Ustari Cycle
The second in a trilogy of three shorts from the “exhilarating…powerful and entertaining” (The Guardian) contemporary fantasy writer Jeff Somers, featuring the blood magician duo from the inventive and darkly comic We Are Not Good People.Buddies Lem and Mags, the con men stars of We Are Not Good People, return in Last Best Day in a gripping race against time. After Lem is taken hostage by a ... Read more

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The second in a trilogy of three shorts from the “exhilarating…powerful and entertaining” (The Guardian) contemporary fantasy writer Jeff Somers, featuring the blood magician duo from the inventive and darkly comic We Are Not Good People.Buddies Lem and Mags, the con men stars of We Are Not Good People, return in Last Best Day in a gripping race against time. After Lem is taken hostage by a
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Five Funerals

Choose Your Own Perilous Path

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Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church , kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path —a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book... ... Read more

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Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church , kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path —a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book...
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Five Funerals

Choose Your Own Perilous Path

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Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church , kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path —a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book... ... Read more

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Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church , kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path —a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book...
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The Electric Church

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Series Book 1 - Avery Cates
A New York hitman is sent to eliminate a charismatic cult leader in this near-future noir that's equal parts Raymond Chandler and William Gibson" ( New York Times– bestselling author James Rollins).In the near future, the only thing growing faster than the criminal population is the Electric Church, a new religion founded by a mysterious man named Dennis Squalor. The Church preaches that life is ... Read more

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A New York hitman is sent to eliminate a charismatic cult leader in this near-future noir that's equal parts Raymond Chandler and William Gibson" ( New York Times– bestselling author James Rollins).In the near future, the only thing growing faster than the criminal population is the Electric Church, a new religion founded by a mysterious man named Dennis Squalor. The Church preaches that life is
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Magic is Violence

Three Ustari Cycle Stories

by Jeff Somers ...

Series series Ustari Cycle
If you enjoyed WE ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THE STRINGER, THE BOOM BANDS, or LAST BEST DAY, here are three short stories set in the USTARI CYCLE universe!In IDOLATOR, Lem Vonnegan and Pitr Mags chase after a dangerous artifact that could do irreparable damage to the world. In THE BLEEDER, Lem befriends one of the people who make their living bleeding for mages, a relationship that complicates his work ... Read more

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If you enjoyed WE ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THE STRINGER, THE BOOM BANDS, or LAST BEST DAY, here are three short stories set in the USTARI CYCLE universe!In IDOLATOR, Lem Vonnegan and Pitr Mags chase after a dangerous artifact that could do irreparable damage to the world. In THE BLEEDER, Lem befriends one of the people who make their living bleeding for mages, a relationship that complicates his work
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The Boom Bands

by Jeff Somers ...

Series series The Ustari Cycle
Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle—the gritty supernatural series that includes We Are Not Good People from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" (Guardian) storyteller of the Avery Cates series.For blood mages, the twenty-first century means hiding in the shadows, keeping society unaware of their incredible powers. The power ... Read more

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Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle—the gritty supernatural series that includes We Are Not Good People from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" (Guardian) storyteller of the Avery Cates series.For blood mages, the twenty-first century means hiding in the shadows, keeping society unaware of their incredible powers. The power
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The Stringer

by Jeff Somers ...

Series series The Ustari Cycle
**Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle.Most people never learn what a Stringer is—and their lives are better for it. Lem, however, gets to learn about them and possession by alien intelligences the hard way. A must-read in the gritty supernatural series that includes We Are Not Good People from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" ... Read more

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**Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle.Most people never learn what a Stringer is—and their lives are better for it. Lem, however, gets to learn about them and possession by alien intelligences the hard way. A must-read in the gritty supernatural series that includes We Are Not Good People from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining"
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The Digital Plague

by Jeff Somers ...

Series Book 2 - Avery Cates
In this "strong techno-thriller, [the] noirish narrative voice stands out as [a] real strength. . . . Compelling writing separates this from similar works" ( Publishers Weekly).Avery Cates is a very rich man. He's probably the richest criminal in New York City. But right now, Avery Cates is pissed. Because everyone around him has just started to die—in a particularly gruesome way. With every ... Read more

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In this "strong techno-thriller, [the] noirish narrative voice stands out as [a] real strength. . . . Compelling writing separates this from similar works" ( Publishers Weekly).Avery Cates is a very rich man. He's probably the richest criminal in New York City. But right now, Avery Cates is pissed. Because everyone around him has just started to die—in a particularly gruesome way. With every
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The Shattered Gears Omnibus

by Jeff Somers ...

Series Book 12 - Avery Cates
Avery Cates is a bad man. Wandering the ruins of The System, he thinks he's done fighting, done killing—but the world hasn't quite ended yet. When Cates is trapped in an old System prison, he encounters evidence that he's still a person of interest, and this leads him on a journey of revenge and discovery that pits him against the psionic Angels, the remnants of the System Police, and those who ... Read more

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Avery Cates is a bad man. Wandering the ruins of The System, he thinks he's done fighting, done killing—but the world hasn't quite ended yet. When Cates is trapped in an old System prison, he encounters evidence that he's still a person of interest, and this leads him on a journey of revenge and discovery that pits him against the psionic Angels, the remnants of the System Police, and those who
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The Black Wave

An Avery Cates Novella

by Jeff Somers ...

Series series Avery Cates
Avery Cates is heading back to The Iron Island to steal what might be the last operational hover in what was once The System, but his rag-tag army is starting to fray -- and there are more System leftovers out there than he knows. And most of them aren't very friendly.Part One of the novel THE MACHINES OF WAR, which will eventually be published in an omnibus edition in both print and digital ... Read more

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Avery Cates is heading back to The Iron Island to steal what might be the last operational hover in what was once The System, but his rag-tag army is starting to fray -- and there are more System leftovers out there than he knows. And most of them aren't very friendly.Part One of the novel THE MACHINES OF WAR, which will eventually be published in an omnibus edition in both print and digital
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Fixer

by Jeff Somers ...

Series series The Ustari Cycle
**Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle.The heroes of We Are Not Good People learn what “down and out” truly feels like when a massive debt forces one of them into the role of Fixer... in New Jersey. Check out the gritty supernatural series from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" (Guardian) storyteller of the Avery Cates series.* ... Read more

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**Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle.The heroes of We Are Not Good People learn what “down and out” truly feels like when a massive debt forces one of them into the role of Fixer... in New Jersey. Check out the gritty supernatural series from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" (Guardian) storyteller of the Avery Cates series.*
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