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The Chosen Twelve

by James Breakwell ...

There are 22 candidates. There are 12 seats.The last interstellar colony ship is down to its final batch of humans after the robots in charge unhelpfully deleted the rest. But rebooting a species and training them for the arduous task of colonisation isn’t easy – especially when the planet below is filled with monsters, the humans are more interested in asking questions than learning, and the ... Read more

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There are 22 candidates. There are 12 seats.The last interstellar colony ship is down to its final batch of humans after the robots in charge unhelpfully deleted the rest. But rebooting a species and training them for the arduous task of colonisation isn’t easy – especially when the planet below is filled with monsters, the humans are more interested in asking questions than learning, and the
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Chosen Twelve: The Gods of Spenser Island

by James Breakwell ...

Series Book 2 - The Chosen Twelve
Delta is having a bad day. After the chaos of the Chosen Twelve crash-landing on Spenser Island, and Delta losing the love of her life, she just wants to hide from the world.But this is impossible when eleven dumb kids all look up to her as their leader on this barren island that is now their home… and their immortality machine is broken. Despite all the creatures out there who could eat them, ... Read more

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Delta is having a bad day. After the chaos of the Chosen Twelve crash-landing on Spenser Island, and Delta losing the love of her life, she just wants to hide from the world.But this is impossible when eleven dumb kids all look up to her as their leader on this barren island that is now their home… and their immortality machine is broken. Despite all the creatures out there who could eat them,
... Read more
How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else that Might Happen on an Average Tuesday

by James Breakwell ...

The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything elseIn the era of instant parent shaming and viral hot takes, some questions are too dangerous to ask out loud: What's the proper first aid for my toddler's vampire bite? What ... Read more

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The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything elseIn the era of instant parent shaming and viral hot takes, some questions are too dangerous to ask out loud: What's the proper first aid for my toddler's vampire bite? What
... Read more

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Bare Minimum Parenting

The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child

by James Breakwell ...

Narrated by James Breakwell ...

Unabridged

4 hours 7 min

This isn’t a book about overachieving at parenting.This isn’t even a book about achieving exactly the right amount.This is a book about doing as little as possible without quite ruining your child.Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your kid will turn out. That lie ends now.The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you ... Read more

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This isn’t a book about overachieving at parenting.This isn’t even a book about achieving exactly the right amount.This is a book about doing as little as possible without quite ruining your child.Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your kid will turn out. That lie ends now.The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you
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You Can't Be a Pterodactyl!

by James Breakwell ...

Illustrated by Sophie Corrigan ...

Popular comedy writer James Breakwell brings us the story of a determined boy with big dreams who remains undeterred by all the naysayers!Tommy knows exactly what he wants to be when he grows up. But when he announces that he plans to be a pterodactyl, it turns out he’s surrounded by skeptics (because what would he eat? Where would he live? How would he make money?). What’s a kid with a big dream ... Read more

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Popular comedy writer James Breakwell brings us the story of a determined boy with big dreams who remains undeterred by all the naysayers!Tommy knows exactly what he wants to be when he grows up. But when he announces that he plans to be a pterodactyl, it turns out he’s surrounded by skeptics (because what would he eat? Where would he live? How would he make money?). What’s a kid with a big dream
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How to Be a Man (Whatever That Means)

Lessons in Modern Masculinity from a Questionable Source

by James Breakwell ...

There's no wrong way to be a woman. There are countless wrong ways to be a man.James Breakwell should know. He's tried just about all of them. Journalism. Pig ownership. Felony lawn gnome theft. Whatever masculinity is supposed to be, this can't be it. But can you really fail at something no one can quite define? Apparently.Now, in a series of funny, sharply observed, and occasionally poignant ... Read more

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There's no wrong way to be a woman. There are countless wrong ways to be a man.James Breakwell should know. He's tried just about all of them. Journalism. Pig ownership. Felony lawn gnome theft. Whatever masculinity is supposed to be, this can't be it. But can you really fail at something no one can quite define? Apparently.Now, in a series of funny, sharply observed, and occasionally poignant
... Read more

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Only Dead on the Inside

A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

by James Breakwell ...

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the ... Read more

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It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the
... Read more
Bare Minimum Parenting

The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child

by James Breakwell ...

This isn't a book about overachieving at parenting.This isn't even a book about achieving exactly the right amount.This is a book about doing as little as possible without quite ruining your child.Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your kid will turn out. That lie ends now.The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you ... Read more

$4.99 USD

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This isn't a book about overachieving at parenting.This isn't even a book about achieving exactly the right amount.This is a book about doing as little as possible without quite ruining your child.Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your kid will turn out. That lie ends now.The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you
... Read more

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Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

by James Breakwell ...

Narrated by James Breakwell ...

Unabridged

4 hours 4 min

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the ... Read more

$12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the
... Read more
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday

by James Breakwell ...

Narrated by James Breakwell ...

Unabridged

4 hours 40 min

The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything else.In the era of instant parent shaming and viral hot takes, some questions are too dangerous to ask out loud: What’s the proper first aid for my toddler’s vampire bite? What ... Read more

$14.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

Also available as: eBook

The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything else.In the era of instant parent shaming and viral hot takes, some questions are too dangerous to ask out loud: What’s the proper first aid for my toddler’s vampire bite? What
... Read more

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The Chosen Twelve

by James Breakwell ...

Narrated by Nezar Alderazi ...

Unabridged

10 hours 56 min

Brought to you by Penguin.There are 22 candidates. There are 12 seats.The last interstellar colony ship is down to its final batch of humans after the robots in charge unhelpfully deleted the rest. But rebooting a species and training them for the arduous task of colonisation isn't easy - especially when the planet below is filled with monsters, the humans are more interested in asking questions ... Read more

$17.99 USD

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Brought to you by Penguin.There are 22 candidates. There are 12 seats.The last interstellar colony ship is down to its final batch of humans after the robots in charge unhelpfully deleted the rest. But rebooting a species and training them for the arduous task of colonisation isn't easy - especially when the planet below is filled with monsters, the humans are more interested in asking questions
... Read more

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How to Be a Man (Whatever That Means)

Lessons in Modern Masculinity from a Questionable Source

by James Breakwell ...

Narrated by James Breakwell ...

Unabridged

5 hours 11 min

There's no wrong way to be a woman. There are countless wrong ways to be a man.James Breakwell should know. He's tried just about all of them. Journalism. Pig ownership. Felony lawn gnome theft. Whatever masculinity is supposed to be, this can't be it. But can you really fail at something no one can quite define? Apparently.Now, in a series of funny, sharply observed, and occasionally poignant ... Read more

$15.99 USD

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There's no wrong way to be a woman. There are countless wrong ways to be a man.James Breakwell should know. He's tried just about all of them. Journalism. Pig ownership. Felony lawn gnome theft. Whatever masculinity is supposed to be, this can't be it. But can you really fail at something no one can quite define? Apparently.Now, in a series of funny, sharply observed, and occasionally poignant
... Read more

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