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  • Santa vs. Satan

    The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights

    by Jake Kalish ...
    “Who would win between . . .” has through the ages been one of man’s most fundamental questions. Sadly, adult responsibilities like “earning a living” and “having a girlfriend” have conspired to make it impossible for men to devote to this issue the scholarship it so deeply deserves. But now one hero has tapped into our need to know who’s the best, the strongest, the caveman with the biggest club ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

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  • Selp-Helf

    by Miranda Sings ...
    #1 New York Times BestsellerIn this decidedly unhelpful, candid, hilarious “how-to” guide, YouTube personality Miranda Sings offers life lessons and tutorials with her signature sassy attitude.Over six million social media fans can’t be wrong: Miranda Sings is one of the funniest faces on YouTube. As a bumbling, ironically talentless, self-absorbed personality (a young Gilda Radner, if you will), ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • I Hate This Place

    The Pessimist's Guide to Life

    From the Grammy-nominated star of Saturday Night Live and his equally talented sister comes a delightfully cynical look at life through a half-full glass.I HATE THIS PLACE is the book for anyone who's ever tired of crossing to the sunny side of the street, looking for that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or reading self-help books that are meant to bring peace and prosperity. ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • F*ck That

    An Honest Meditation

    by Jason Headley ...
    Like a yoga class you can hold in your hand, a beautiful, full-color guide to letting sh*t goOur world is filled with annoyances, and sometimes you need a little dose of humor to cope with the news cycle, your irritating co-worker, or that telemarketer who won’t stop calling. This refreshingly honest self-help book will guide you through a meditation to “breathe in strength, and breathe out bullsh ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido. ... Read more

    Was $5.99 USD Now $4.99 USD

  • This Land Was Made for You and Me (But Mostly Me)

    Billionaires in the Wild

    The billionaire Russian “oiligarch” whose replica of Czar Alexander II’s yacht plies a vast man-made Crimean lake, brimming not with water but billions of gallons of petroleum from his own pipeline…The packaged-suttee mogul Sir Sith Ram Pramba, who sliced the top off Mount Everest and installed it on his terrace atop a Park Avenue apartment building…The heir to a California railroad spike fortune ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Movies R Fun!

    A Collection of Cinematic Classics for the Pre-(Film) School Cinephile

    by Josh Cooley ...
    No one under seventeen should be admitted without a parent or guardian to these "fun-filled" illustrations of twisted movie moments from a beloved animator ( Parade).Let's face it, reading sucks . . . but movies are fun! In this grown-up parody of a children's picture book, Pixar writer and artist Josh Cooley presents the most hilariously inappropriate—that is, the best—scenes from contemporary ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Emoji-To-English Dictionary

    Your Text-Message Translation Guide

    by Adams Media ...
    If you think you're good at coming up with imaginative emoji combinations, think again! The Emoji-to-English Dictionary challenges you to step up your game with more than 100 phrases that will have you ROFL. This unique guide gives you the lowdown on the most hilarious and unexpected emoji phrases around. Divided by topic, each chapter translates dozens of emoji combinations into plain ol' English ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Irishology

    Slagging, Junior C Football, Wet Rain and Everything Else We Love about Ireland

    by Ronan Moore ...
    Ah Ireland, it's a great little country all the same, if only you could put a roof on it. While we may be a nation of messers and begrudgers, we'll always have a soft spot for our land of sunny spells and scattered showers. Who else but the Irish can perform minor miracles with a prayer to St Anthony? Or truly appreciate the medicinal purposes of Flat 7Up? Not to mention the front room, chipper ... Read more

    $6.79 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Millennials of New York

    For fans of both the irreverent Stuff White People Like and the lauded Humans of New York comes the perfect send-up: Millennials of New York, a hilarious satire of the millennial generation, from the creators of the viral Facebook sensation and senior writers at Elite Daily.Discover the voice of a generation—self- and selfie-absorbed as it may be—in Millennials of New York. With over two hundred ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • Fat Cat Art

    Famous Masterpieces Improved by a Ginger Cat with Attitude

    “It’s official. That thing that classic art has been missing is a chubby reclining kitty.”—The Huffington PostInternet meme meets classical art in Svetlana Petrova’s brilliant Fat Cat Art. Featuring her twenty-two-pound, ginger-colored cat Zarathustra superimposed onto some of the greatest artworks of all time, Petrova’s paintings are an Internet sensation. Now fans will have the ultimate full ... Read more

    Was $5.99 USD Now $4.99 USD

  • Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up

    A Parody for Your Twenties

    This hilarious graduation keepsake exposes the not-always-awesome realities of becoming an adult in bitingly satirical verse.Congrats! Congrats!You've made it so far.You're an adult now,you're even allowedin a bar.But long before you'regoing to succeed,You'll eff shit up,100% guaranteed.This off-beat (and off-color) volume of illustrated comic verse offers an honest assessment of what's in store ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus