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  • The United States vs. Santa Claus

    The Untold Story of the Actual War on Christmas

    The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV’s hit show The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you a hilarious illustrated account about the government’s never-ending war on Christmas.**'Twas right before ChristmasAnd in the White HouseA dread plan was hatchedTo make Santa a louseJoe Biden assisted, and Mike Bloomberg tooAnd before we all knew it, old Saint Nick was through.</em... ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

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  • American on Purpose

    The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

    The comedian and former late-night host discusses his life, career, struggles with drugs & alcohol, and his love of the United States in this memoir.In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson delivers a moving and achingly funny memoir of living the American dream as he journeys from the mean streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. Along the way he stumbles through ... Read more

    $14.39 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Liberal Redneck Manifesto

    Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark

    The Liberal Rednecks—a Southern-based stand-up comedy group known for their scathing political satire—celebrate all that’s good about Dixie while leading a progressive revolution toward a New South.The American South is home to some of the best music, cuisine, athletics, whiskey, and weather the country has to offer, but its reputation as a haven for its “right-wing, Bible-beatin’, assault-rifle ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • Supreme Courtship

    President of the United States Donald Vanderdamp is having a hell of a time getting his nominees appointed to the Supreme Court. After one nominee is rejected for insufficiently appreciating To Kill A Mockingbird, the president chooses someone so beloved by voters that the Senate won't have the guts to reject her -- Judge Pepper Cartwright, the star of the nation's most popular reality show, ... Read more

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  • Thanks for the Memories, George

    What Eight Years of Bush Will Do to a Country

    by Mike Loew ...
    Feeling Bushed, America?In Thanks for the Memories, George, author and Onion contributor Mike Loew takes a humorous–yet furious–look at the last eight years of the Bush administration. From the botched evidence for the war in Iraq to the torture and violation of the Constitution to the economic crisis, this is a scathing, witty review of W’s sorry legacy, including:•How the Taliban is spending ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • The Curious Letters of Mervyn Mudal

    Mervyn’s comical correspondence with the famous including; Tanya Plibersek, Nick Farr-Jones, Tony Abbott, Maggie Beer, Clive Palmer, David Cameron, Alan Jones, the Harrods’ CEO and many more.

    by Neville Mills ...
    Mr and Mrs Mudal have found life quite puzzling since their move to the Sunshine Coast. Having been farmers in Goondiwindi for most of their lives, their new more sophisticated life has been a challenge. Mervyn is not one to sit back and wonder, so he becomes a prolific letter writer. His letters explain the problems he and Mrs Mudal are experiencing and he demands explanations. He doesn’t waste ... Read more

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  • George W. Bushisms V

    New Ways to Harm Our Country

    "I can only speak to myself."True -- and yet we must listen. Sometimes his accidental wit speaks louder than any prepared statement."Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.""I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready ... Read more

    $9.95 USD

  • It Happened In Church

    Stories of Humor From The Pulpit To The Pews

    by Patti Webster ...
    Laughter Happens. Even in Church.Quiet reflection and prayer aren't the only things that happen at religious services. As preachers and the faithful can tell you, some of life's funniest moments pop up in the place least expected--church! It Happened in Church: Stories of Humor from the Pulpit to the Pews brings together a collection of these most laugh-worthy accounts. From a churchgoer doing the ... Read more

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  • An Occult History of the Right Side of the Globe

    This humorous, opinionated history of the Western world covers over 4000 years of human progress from 2000 BC to the present day (2017). Take a crash course in the people and events that shaped our cultures and civilizations.In the author’s own words, “You can read this book as you travel from NYC to Los Angeles by airplane and still get a couple hours of sleep.” And have a good time while doing ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • First Book

    First Book, #1

    Series Book 1 - First Book
    In America where times and ideas are so rapidly and radically changing, things could get a little challenging. Here is a spin on politically correct from a politically incorrect point of view. This book was compiled by an artist who tries to capture the moment of the current administration.This volume contains forty-one original, political cartoons presented with artistic skill that has a spin of ... Read more

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  • Irish Rogues and Rascals – From Francis Shackleton to Charlie Haughey

    The Hilarious Stories of Ireland's Most Notorious Chancers

    Irish history is littered with rogues, larger-than-life characters who range from cheeky scamps to vicious chancers. In Irish Rogues and Rascals, Joseph MacArdle looks at some of the most notorious Irishmen to find out just exactly what a 'rogue' is. Is it a dastardly knave, a cheeky rascal or a devilish trickster? Is it a lovable scamp or is it someone who is charming and delightful but with a ... Read more

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  • Lewis Grizzard Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself!

    What happens when a Southern, conservative developer is convicted of a white-collar crime and forced to work with liberal, charitable volunteers building houses for the under-privileged? James T. Curtis answers this question in "Lewis Grizzard Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself", a candid blend of memoir and political treatise that describes what happens when right-wing and left-wing ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus