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  • How to Know, When to Go

    by Henry Beards ...
    How to Know When to Let Go is more than a motivational read-it's a strategic guide for mastering the art of timely transitions. Whether you're facing a career change, relationship shift, or a personal crossroads, this book equips you with the clarity and confidence to make empowered decisions.We often hold on too long-out of fear, comfort, or uncertainty. But letting go doesn't mean giving up. It ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • X-Treme Latin

    All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century

    by Henry Beard ...
    In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand.Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Latin for All Occasions

    by Henry Beard ...
    From cocktail party chitchat, to bumper stickers, to personal ads--everything you'll ever need to say in perfect Latin! A backlistius bestsellerus. ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Encyclopedia Paranoiaca

    IGNORE THIS BOOK AT YOUR PERIL!Did you know that carrots cause blindness and bananas are radioactive? That too many candlelight dinners can cause cancer? And not only is bottled water a veritable petri dish of biohazards (so is tap water, by the way) but riding a bicycle might destroy your sex life?In Encyclopedia Paranoiaca, master satirists Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf have assembled an ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Spinglish

    The Definitive Dictionary of Deliberately Deceptive Language

    Spinglish—the devious dialect of English used by professional spin doctors—is all around us. And the fact is, until you’ve mastered it, politicians and corporations (not to mention your colleagues and friends) will continue putting things over on you, and generally getting the better of you, every minute of every day—without your even knowing it.However, once you perfect the art of terminological ... Read more

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  • Golf

    An Unofficial and Unauthorized History of the World's Most Preposterous Sport

    by Henry Beard ...
    As a serious player, a high handicapper, or simply a baffled onlooker to the awesome nonsense that is golf, have you ever wondered why, say, the golf balls have dimples, and the tee is both the thing you stick in the ground and the place you hit from, and the hole is so small, and the courses have all these big pits full of sand where any sane person would put grass?Well, so did noted humor writer ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • The Dick Cheney Code

    A Parody

    by Henry Beard ...
    A bestselling, Harvard-bred humorist plans to knock out a slapdash, quick-buck parody of a wildly successful, head-spinning, clue-laden thriller in a flagrant attempt to cash in on the publishing sensation of the decade, but the tousle-haired satirist's sleazy scheme goes awry when his two heroes -- beautiful, brilliant Sandra Damsel and brawny, brainy Professor William Franklin -- stumble on an ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide

    by Henry Beard ...
    Narrated by Christopher Cerf ...

    Unabridged

    1 hour 27 min

    From the minds that brought you The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook, comes a wickedly funny send-up of the most dangerous trend ever to strike love, romance, and relationships— sexual correctness. In the be-sensitive-or- else era, everyone needs a guide to the essential don'ts and don'ts of sexual behavior and courtship. If a man compliments his date on her dress, should she ... Read more

    $22.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    Welcome to the world of The Grade Cricketer. Described as the most original voice in cricket, The Grade Cricketer represents the fading hopes and dreams of every ageing amateur sportsman.In this tell-all 'autobiography', The Grade Cricketer describes his cricketing career with unflinching honesty and plenty of humour, in turn providing insights into the hyper-masculine cricket 'dressing room'.This ... Read more

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  • How to Win an Election

    An Ancient Guide for Modern Politicians

    Translated by Philip Freeman ...
    Series series Ancient Wisdom for Modern Readers
    How to Win an Election is an ancient Roman guide for campaigning that is as up-to-date as tomorrow's headlines. In 64 BC when idealist Marcus Cicero, Rome's greatest orator, ran for consul (the highest office in the Republic), his practical brother Quintus decided he needed some no-nonsense advice on running a successful campaign. What follows in his short letter are timeless bits of political ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • Wheelock's Latin Reader

    Selections from Latin Literature

    The classic text for the intermediate-level student of Latin.Originally intended by Professor Frederic M. Wheelock as a sequel to Wheelock's Latin, his classic introductory Latin textbook, Wheelock's Latin Reader, newly revised and updated by Richard A. LaFleur, is the ideal text for any intermediate-level Latin course. You'll find a rich selection of prose and poetry from a wide range of ... Read more

    $18.79 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Get Started in Latin Absolute Beginner Course

    The essential introduction to reading, writing, speaking and understanding a new language

    Do memories of your grammar lessons haunt you and other textbooks overwhelm you? Then Get Started in Latin is for you. Follow a Latin story set in a medieval monastery, where conspiracy unfolds in the cloisters, Vikings threaten to attack, and young lovers set out to unmask the villains. Sample some classical Latin too, and learn more about the authors who wrote it.The free audio for this course ... Read more

    $3.99 USD