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  • Lila Mackay is Very Misunderstood

    by Gill Sims ...
    Series Book 1 - Lila Mackay
    The No.1 bestselling author of the Why Mummy series is back with her very first book for young YA readers! Fourteen-year-old Emily is gloomily spending the summer with her mum’s best friend Uncle Tom, helping him renovate his house, instead of being at home hoping the gorgeous Toby will ask her out. Worse, she’s broken her phone and left her iPad at her dad’s house. How is she supposed to survive ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Why Mummy’s Sloshed

    The Bigger the Kids, the Bigger the Drink

    by Gill Sims ...
    No.1 bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited fourth and final Why Mummy novel.I just wanted them to stop wittering at me, eat vegetables without complaining, let me go to the loo in peace and learn to make a decent gin and tonic.It genuinely never occurred to me when they were little that this would ever end – an eternity of Teletubbies and Duplo and In The Night Bastarding ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Why Mummy Drinks at Christmas

    by Gill Sims ...
    ‘I romped through ‘Why Mummy Drinks at Christmas’, and I absolutely adored it’ – Jilly CooperTis’ the season to get trollied!Mummy has always loved Christmas. Sure, the kids turn into demons, the dinner gets burnt to a crisp and Aunt Louisa’s general staggering inappropriateness sends Mummy reaching for the nearest maximum-strength festive tipple, but nevertheless, for her, Christmas is always ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Why Mummy Drinks on Holiday

    by Gill Sims ...
    No.1 bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited sixth Why Mummy novel.When family life gives you lemons, trade them for grapes!Mummy Ellen has a Vision. She will cherish every moment this holiday with her Moppets Peter and Jane, alongside her ride-or-die best pal, Hannah. There will be wicker baskets! Vintage bicycles! Pink sunshine wine! And not an electronic babysitter in ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Lila Mackay Finds Life Very Unfair

    by Gill Sims ...
    Series Book 2 - Lila Mackay
    The No.1 bestselling author of the Why Mummy series is back with her second book for young YA readers!In the throes of her first heartbreak, 14yo Emily flees to her dad’s house to lick her wounds. To make things worse, she’s fallen out with her best friend Poppy about it all. No one can possibly understand how awful she feels.But through another of her mother's old diaries from the 90s, Emily ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

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  • Why Mommy Doesn’t Give a ****

    by Gill Sims ...
    Mommy is single and ready to mingle.Shocked and shaken from her divorce from Simon, but determined to make the best of it, Ellen moves to pursue her rural dream of a quirky cottage with roses around the door and chickens in the garden. However, Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly obstreperous and the roses have jaggy thorns. The world of internet dating beckons, with mixed results, and Ellen ... Read more

    $11.49 USD

  • The Saturday Night Sauvignon Sisterhood

    by Gill Sims ...
    It’s time for a w(h)ine“God, she’s funny” – Jilly Cooper‘Oh, for f*ck’s sake’ muttered Claire under her breath, as she opened the fridge to see what she could find for a no effort dinner. The children continued to fight behind her. They regarded any form of fish not encased in breadcrumbs as toxic, and were resistant enough to the delicious homemade fishfingers Claire had made for them, insisting ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Why Mommy Swears

    by Gill Sims ...
    Why Mommy Swears is the much anticipated new novel from Gill Sims, author of the hilarious Why Mommy Drinks and online sensation Peter and Jane.It’s every parents’ nightmare – the start of the school holidays – and instead of sitting in the sun, reading a book over a cold, crisp glass of Pinot Grigio, Mummy has two bored moppets to attend to. After frantically booking sports camps, child minder ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • Why Mommy Drinks

    by Gill Sims ...
    Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.Boy Child Peter, Girl Child Jane and Daddy have exciting adventures with Mommy. Daddy likes gadgets. Peter and Jane like starting fires, trying to kill each other and driving Mommy to drink. Written from the point of view of an exhausted mommy at the end of the day, it’s honest, it’s funny, ... Read more

    $7.49 USD

  • Audiobook

    Why Mummy Drinks

    by Gill Sims ...
    Narrated by Gabrielle Glaister ...

    Unabridged

    11 hours 7 min

    The smash hit Sunday Times bestseller.Tuesday 8th SeptemberFirst day back at school. I am going to 100% nail being a school mummy this year. I can totally do this. Yes, this year is definitely going to be much better – I am absolutely not going to shout at the children, let them stuff their faces with crisps or goggle away on the iPad. And I most certainly will not slump on the sofa at the end of ... Read more

    $27.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    The Saturday Night Sauvignon Sisterhood

    by Gill Sims ...
    Narrated by Sophie Aldred ...

    Unabridged

    11 hours 41 min

    It’s time for a w(h)ine“God, she’s funny” – Jilly Cooper‘Oh, for f*ck’s sake’ muttered Claire under her breath, as she opened the fridge to see what she could find for a no effort dinner. The children continued to fight behind her. They regarded any form of fish not encased in breadcrumbs as toxic, and were resistant enough to the delicious homemade fishfingers Claire had made for them, insisting ... Read more

    $27.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****!

    by Gill Sims ...
    Narrated by Gabrielle Glaister ...

    Unabridged

    10 hours 43 min

    Family begins with a capital eff.I’m wondering how many more f*cking ‘phases’ I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me ‘it’s just a phase!’ for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is ‘just a phase.’ Potty training and the associated accidents ‘is just a phase’. The tantrums of the ... Read more

    $27.99 USD