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  • I Love Her, That's Why!

    An Autobiography

    She puts salt in the pepper shaker and pepper in the salt shaker because then if she gets mixed up, she's right. She shortens the electric cords in the house to save electricity. That's the character Gracie Allen has played for years. And for all that time people have asked George Burns, "How do you stand it? Why do you put up with it?" And for twenty-eight years George has been answering, "I love ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I Love Her, That's Why! an Autobiography

    I Love Her, That's Why! first published in 1955, is an entertaining look at the earlier life and career of comedian George Burns and his wife Gracie Allen. From humble beginnings in New York, Burns and Allen went on to become much-loved stars of stage, radio, television, and the big-screen, one of the few entertainers to be successful in each venue. The book begins with Burns' childhood and early ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • If A Fish

    by George Burns ...
    Full Length collection of poetry by George Burns.Poet George Burns embodies what Emily Dickinson, at fifty believed, that "Great Hungers feed themselves." If poetic urgency becomes the blessing of "bees in your love affairs" and a "broken water wheel / abandoned in its stony stream," then it is also those great mysteries moving us forward, toward the gladly unanswered "If..." If A Fish is an ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Nature Guided Therapy

    Brief Integrative Strategies For Health And Well Being

    by George Burns ...
    Beginning with an evolutionary history of the relationship between man and his environment, Nature-Guided Therapy takes us on a cross-cultural journey into traditional healing disciplines, such as ethno-medicine, sociobiology, and anthropology. By examining clinical data, empirical scientific investigations, and anecdotal accounts, Dr. George Burns helps point the way to healing benefits of a ... Read more

    $65.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Great Radio Sitcoms

    Unabridged

    11 hours 10 min

    It's every kind of laugh for every kind of listener! Here is radio situation comedy at its finest -- from the cartoony fun of Fibber McGee and Molly to the well-drawn family humor of The Great Gildersleeve, from the broad gags of The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show to the subtle wit of The Couple Next Door, from the double-edged meta-comedy of The Jack Benny Program to the blue collar comedy of The ... Read more

    $28.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    The Burns & Allen Show, Vol. 2

    Series series The Classic Radio Collection

    Unabridged

    8 hours 1 min

    George Burns and Gracie Allen were one of the biggest comedy duos the world has ever known. Enjoy sixteen of their greatest radio broadcasts!When real life husband and wife George Burns and Gracie Allen worked together in vaudeville, George was the comic and his wife Gracie had the straight lines. They switched their roles upon discovering that Gracie’s delivery got a bigger laugh than George’s ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Burns & Allen

    As Good As Nuts

    Series series Burns & Allen

    Unabridged

    7 hours 55 min

    “Gracie, why should I give your mother a bushel of nuts? What’d she ever give me?”“Why, George, she gave you me. And, I’m as good as nuts.”George Burns once declared that his wife was “smart enough to be the dumbest woman in show-business history.” And, indeed, Gracie Allen leaves her verbal opponents dazed and confused, and leaves her audience in stitches. Singing and one-liner slinging George ... Read more

    $23.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Burns & Allen

    Keep Smiling

    Unabridged

    7 hours 55 min

    Logically illogical -- that's Gracie Allen! And you can imagine what that means for her long-suffering husband George Burns! Here are sixteen laugh-packed adventures with the People Who Live In The Burns House, co-starring announcer Bill Goodwin, musical director Meredith Willson, and Mel Blanc (as the Happy Postman)!Listen along as Gracie encourages George to get more romantic and discourages his ... Read more

    $23.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Burns & Allen

    Love & War

    Series series Burns & Allen

    Unabridged

    7 hours 58 min

    It's a new season, a new network, a new bandleader, and a new sponsor -- but it's still the same great comedy couple! Radio favorites George Burns and Gracie Allen laugh it up big time in sixteen gag-packed broadcasts from 1940-41.The cast will crack you up with silly skits, a bonkers breach of promise suit, and the madness of a mink coat mistake. You'll hear bandleader Artie Shaw, a couple of ... Read more

    $16.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Christmas Radio Classics

    Unabridged

    10 hours 4 min

    Come back to the tradition and warmth of Christmas in the Golden Age of Radio, with the great performers and shows of yesteryear.Go shopping with Jack Benny. Go to the snow covered woods with Johnny Dollar. Go to Bethlehem with Family Theater. The voices of Vincent Price, George & Gracie, Bergen & McCarthy, Abbott & Costello, Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, and more are lifted in story and song. They ... Read more

    $28.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Great Radio Christmas

    Unabridged

    9 hours 41 min

    You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout we're telling you why! A Great Radio Christmas is coming to town! Pour yourself an egg nog, break out the ribbon candy, and tune in for a whole stocking-full of radio favorites celebrating the holiday season.These classic broadcasts bring you lots of laughs, lots of heart, and even a wintry dash of thrills, mystery, and adventure! From ... Read more

    $20.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Burns & Allen

    Beverly Hills Uplift Society

    Series series Burns & Allen

    Unabridged

    3 hours 51 min

    "Oh, George! We've got company!"A favorite recurring feature of the Burns and Allen radio program involved George's fruitless efforts to defend himself against the schemes of the Beverly Hills Uplift Society, "an organization of women…for women…by women," led by the zaniest woman of them all: Gracie.This gathering of gossipy females embark on ill-advised escapades - from matchmaking to hijacking ... Read more

    $13.99 USD