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  • THe Sexy Seniors of South Branch Coloring Book

    Coloring Books for Grownups, #1

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 1 - Coloring Books for Grownups
    You'll be delighted by the antics of Tilly and Elmer, a pair of frisky sexagenarians from the Midwest, and I hope you'll enjoy applying your creative talents to showing them to be the colorful characters they are. The 30 drawings in this book are based on a selection of illustrations from The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, a series of sweet and funny short stories recounting their adventures and ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • Moving In

    Moving In, #0

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 0 - Moving In
    After leaving the small town where she grew up and raised her daughter, Betty had enjoyed twenty years of naughty adventures in Chicago with a man who was as offbeat, and as full of sensuous shenanigans, as she. Now, with her soul mate no longer living, she has decided to move back to the small Illinois town of Valley Ridge, and into her old house, now owned and occupied by her churchgoing, strait ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Naughty Bedtime Stories

    Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake, #0

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 0 - Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake
    "Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake" is a collection of quirky, funny, and frisky short stories about various characters and situations, from an arousing serving of cheesecake, to an unlikely threesome in a woodshed. In between are stories about a cold winter's night in North Platt, a London couple who meet on the tube, a dentist with a specialty, a pick-up basketball game, and more. Enjoy! ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel

    by Gene Clements ...
    August 8, 1967 – Somewhere in WyomingElmer slowly awoke from a dream in which a young female detective mercilessly interrogated him under an intense accusatory spotlight. She seemed convinced he was guilty of something; whatever it was, Elmer had an unsettling feeling she was right.He cautiously opened his eyes. The blinding spotlight was actually the early morning sun shining through the ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Wicked Quickies

    Wicked Quickies, #0

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 0 - Wicked Quickies
    Stories in the Wicked Quickies series are "Wicked" (Adjective: 1. 'disgustingly unpleasant': 'VILE'; or 2. 'great', 'cool', 'splendid': 'WONDERFUL'). Which definition you wish to apply to these stories is up to you. On the other hand, each story consists of roughly 1000 words and can be read in approximately five minutes - most readers will agree they can be accurately described as "Quickies." ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Train 6 Party Mix

    by Gene Clements ...
    Silkie Lovecraft was looking forward to accompanying Ruth, her twenty-four-year-old niece, on a trip from Reno to Chicago aboard Amtrak's California Zephyr. They were bound for the Lollapalooza music festival while Ruth's mother, Ester, was away at a religious retreat. This was an unexpected opportunity for Silkie to spend time with her young niece. Silkie envisioned introducing Ruth to the ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, Tilly and Elmer - Expanded Collection

    Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, #11

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 11 - Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    "The Sexy Seniors of South Branch" includes ten original short stories chronicling the adventures and misadventures of Tilly and Elmer, sexagenarians from South Branch, Iowa. Tilly and Elmer have been married nearly fifty years, and they're still as frisky as they were back when they were dating in high school (the subject of the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, Coming of Age in South Branch). ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX - Coming of Age in South Branch

    Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX - Coming of Age in South Branch, #12

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 12 - Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX - Coming of Age in South Branch
    "Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX - Coming of Age in South Branch" includes the eleven short stories in the original Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, completely rewritten in book form. Here, Tilly and Elmer, an Iowa married couple in their 60's, reminisce about their passionate but awkward high school romance.The book includes 11 chapters, 60,000 words, and 75 illustrations. It all adds up to great ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar

    Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar, #13

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 13 - Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar
    Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar, Twelve Tales of Risky, Frisky Mischief! The complete series of humorous and sexy adventures involving Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their early seventies. They've been married for close to fifty years, they still like each other, and they know what to do about it! The short stories in this series are about celebration! Tilly and Elmer love to celebrate ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Fair Affair, A

    by Gene Clements ...
    Narrated by Gene Clements ...
    Series Audiobook 7 - Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar

    Unabridged

    23 min

    Every Summer, Tilly and Elmer attend the county fair, and their favorite fair activity is enjoying a ride on the Ferris Wheel where they reprise the immodest impropriety they couldn’t resist engaging in on this conveyance when they were young lovers. Apparently this somewhat public naughtiness has not gone out of fashion as they interrupt their naughty necking to look down and observe a currently ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Dog Days at Creekside Downs

    by Gene Clements ...
    Shockingly, it has been reported in the news recently, that promiscuity is not unheard of in today's senior living facilities! Few uninvolved residents though, are invited to watch these doings, much less to tell all. In Dog Days, Labra, a friendly Labradoodle who is a friend to everyone, is an unwitting observer of the mischief, and tries her best to explain what these crazy humans are up to! ... Read more

    Free

  • Public Works

    Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake, #13

    by Gene Clements ...
    Series Book 13 - Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake
    Trixy was alone with her fantasies now that John was off on a business trip and was probably up to no good with a temporary girlfriend. Nevertheless, the day was beautiful, and Trixy decided to spend the morning on the front porch, indulging in thoughts of her favorite imaginary lovers. Her fanciful pleasures were interrupted by the arrival of a work crew of handsome men in the street out front. ... Read more

    Free