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    The Astounding Fecal Facts of a Day in the City

    Series series Illustrated Bathroom
    Discover the fascinating facts and riveting stories of the world beneath your toilet in this fully illustrated bathroom reader for adults.Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this ... Read more

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  • Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year

    An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

    Series series Illustrated Bathroom Books
    Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system—and poop!—in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children's book.ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the ... Read more

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