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Detective Story

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A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion. ... Read more

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A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion.
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Amish Love Story

by Derek Elkins ...

You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance has a chance to blossom, obstacles fall like chickens from heaven. Will their love see them through? Will ... Read more

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You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance has a chance to blossom, obstacles fall like chickens from heaven. Will their love see them through? Will
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First Wave: Snow Day

by Derek Elkins ...

They came with the snow. They came for us.Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow.The first wave was meant to weed us out. ... Read more

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They came with the snow. They came for us.Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow.The first wave was meant to weed us out.
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Terror on the Toilet: Horror and Humor Whilst About Your Business

by Anthony Horvath, Derek Elkins, Chris Morrow, Jamie Greening, OJ Wolfsmasher ...

Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss?No, we aren't talking about your toilet (hopefully)! We're talking about the human soul, the deepest part of the pit of hell, or the dead eyes of the local zombie. We're talking about the face looking back at you in the mirror, the seductive appeal of secret knowledge, and pleasure at any cost--even your life, or the lives of others.In ... Read more

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Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss?No, we aren't talking about your toilet (hopefully)! We're talking about the human soul, the deepest part of the pit of hell, or the dead eyes of the local zombie. We're talking about the face looking back at you in the mirror, the seductive appeal of secret knowledge, and pleasure at any cost--even your life, or the lives of others.In
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How To Take Over the World and Enslave Mankind Using Common Household Items, Book One: Your Own Personal Undead Army

by Derek Elkins ...

Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should not be a deterrent to your dreams. Even if you can't have all shiny new beakers and electrodes like those ... Read more

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Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should not be a deterrent to your dreams. Even if you can't have all shiny new beakers and electrodes like those
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Bedlam’s Door

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A doctor, a banker, a professor and a man of nefarious origins gather together in the house of a scientist over dinner. The scientist's big announcement? He's invented a time machine that will send his essence into the future. After a successful five-minute test, the scientist executes his greatest feat: a trip to a future over one hundred years into the future. Once in the future, the scientist ... Read more

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A doctor, a banker, a professor and a man of nefarious origins gather together in the house of a scientist over dinner. The scientist's big announcement? He's invented a time machine that will send his essence into the future. After a successful five-minute test, the scientist executes his greatest feat: a trip to a future over one hundred years into the future. Once in the future, the scientist
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The Tallest Tale

by Derek Elkins ...

The Tallest Tale is a parody of tall tales and legends, such as the tales of Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan or Ross Perot. An old man, desperate for whiskey, hobbles into a bar and reveals the tallest tale ever heard about the evils of Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan, a woman who thought she was a pirate, three Indian braves who were also Shakespearean actors and a wily hero named Prairie Dog Pete. ... Read more

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The Tallest Tale is a parody of tall tales and legends, such as the tales of Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan or Ross Perot. An old man, desperate for whiskey, hobbles into a bar and reveals the tallest tale ever heard about the evils of Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan, a woman who thought she was a pirate, three Indian braves who were also Shakespearean actors and a wily hero named Prairie Dog Pete.
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All Fall Down

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After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.Ray is a stock trader who's been skimming a little off the top for years. After being caught and fired, Ray grabs his wife and kids and heads off to a summer cabin for a little getaway and to end it all. But there's something waiting for Ray in the ... Read more

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After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.Ray is a stock trader who's been skimming a little off the top for years. After being caught and fired, Ray grabs his wife and kids and heads off to a summer cabin for a little getaway and to end it all. But there's something waiting for Ray in the
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The Driving Dead

by Derek Elkins ...

New to the world of the living dead? Still hanging onto the shreds of humanity like stink on a corpse? Hey, maybe you should learn a trick or two on how to survive in your new skin. Maybe you should get an advantage over the rest of your competition.Shuffling around waiting for the living to fall in your hands is for the birds. The real up and coming zombies these days have an advantage because ... Read more

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New to the world of the living dead? Still hanging onto the shreds of humanity like stink on a corpse? Hey, maybe you should learn a trick or two on how to survive in your new skin. Maybe you should get an advantage over the rest of your competition.Shuffling around waiting for the living to fall in your hands is for the birds. The real up and coming zombies these days have an advantage because
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City on the Edge of Tomorrow

by Derek Elkins ...

An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost: an ... Read more

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An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost: an
... Read more
Among Wolves

by Derek Elkins ...

A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams. ... Read more

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A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams.
... Read more
An Introduction to Shadow

by Derek Elkins ...

The door between our world and shadow has been opened.When he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world."An Introduction to Shadow", an adventure horror novel, centers on Malcolm, who is suddenly introduced to a ... Read more

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The door between our world and shadow has been opened.When he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world."An Introduction to Shadow", an adventure horror novel, centers on Malcolm, who is suddenly introduced to a
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