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    How is the behavior plan Santa Claus wrote?To be honest. It can deal with a little bit of work. But don't worry, we have that covered. We have trained professionals in Applied Behavior Analysis to make it perfect. This small collection of essays deals with Santa, but also ABA Band names, ABA themed children's books and the precarious ways BCBAs eat.You should pick this up, because BCBAs need to be ... Read more

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  • And Then There Are Those Who Live in the Back of Old Books

    Finding a place to live is tough. There isn't a lot of places available, and when they are, they are crazy expensive. A group of punks and drop-outs have discovered the decent enough place to live: in the back of old paperbacks.It is simple living, but there is no rent. And because people ignore old books, they are pretty much left alone. They eat punctuation and hunt animals that are also loose ... Read more

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  • I Kind of Knew Edward Gorey

    David Macpherson knew the artist Edward Gorey. Well, he knew him a little bit. When David was a young man, he volunteered in the same place Edward Gorey did. This book is a memoir of that time in Cape Cod. It is also a meditation on the people we remember and the people we name drop. What makes a person worth name dropping? Is it acceptable to name drop an artist that you barely knew? ... Read more

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  • The Bad Writer's Guides to Useless Things Volume One

    So you want to be a successful bad writer. Well, who doesn't? We all want that sweet sweet hack writer money. And why shouldn't you have your piece of that cash pie?To get that lucre, we have compiled three of our best Bad Writer's Guides. They will aid you in your quest to being rich and barely talented. This is the goal. This is the dream.The first book is The Bad Writer's Book of Cliched ... Read more

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  • The Place With the Words

    The Unfocused Writer's Guide, #3

    Series Book 3 - The Unfocused Writer's Guide
    Is there the best place to write?Yes. And no.The best place to write is the place you feel most comfortable to write. That can be in your house, in a hotel room, at a bar, or a coffee shop. Can you concentrate? Can you find space to create?This Unfocused Writer's Guide is all about the places that David has tried to write and what kind of technology (from pens to computers) he has used to get the ... Read more

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  • 200 Words: How to Be a Prolific Writer in 5 Minutes a Day

    The Unfocused Writer's Guide, #1

    Series Book 1 - The Unfocused Writer's Guide
    How do I become a prolific writer?Simple. You write.But writing is hard. It is intimidating. I need more details.Okay. Here it is. We are about to give away the entire book.Write 200 words a day. That's it. Just write 200 words. It will take you under ten minutes to do that. You do that every day. You will be prolific. You will be writing and you will have a blast.So do I need to buy this book now ... Read more

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  • Finish Your Fucking Book

    The Unfocused Writer's Guide, #2

    Series Book 2 - The Unfocused Writer's Guide
    How do you finish that book you've been working on?Simple. You finish it.I know. That is not great advice. But it's true. Let David Macpherson go through the ways you can get over yourself and finish your book.We are not saying that you are going to write a masterpiece. But you will have a finished book. It's about overcoming your fear and uncertainty.Writing is supposed to be fun. Finishing a ... Read more

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  • 503 Bad Writing Suggestions

    Bad writing doesn’t just happen. It takes time and effort. Bad writing is not something anyone can do. It requires a dedicated student to master the wrong turns and poor decisions that are necessary to excel in lousy work.There are many books and workshops that offer good writing advice. But none for bad writing advice. Where can we go to get the awful suggestion?Fret no more. We have spent years ... Read more

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  • The A to Z of Bad Writing

    So you want to be a successful bad writer. Well, who doesn't? We all want that sweet sweet hack writer money. And why shouldn't you have your piece of that cash pie?Being a successful bad writer is easy. So easy. It's like knowing your ABCs. And that is what we have here. It is all you need to know to be a fabulously bad writer, from A to Z. We have one helpful tidbit of goodness for every letter ... Read more

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  • How to Write a Memoir in Three Days: A Memoir

    The Long Weekend Review, #13

    Series Book 13 - The Long Weekend Review
    So, you want to write a memoir, but are a little pressed for time?Well look no further! This is the memoir and how to book for you. It will show you how to write a memoir in three days. These are not big memoirs, but who wants overwritten stuff anyway. David will show you why you will want to write a three-day memoir and a let you know a little bit about how to do it.The Long Weekend Review is a ... Read more

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  • A Felt Cosmology

    The Ekphrasis Take-Away, #1

    Series Book 1 - The Ekphrasis Take-Away
    The universe is a woolly place.The universe is made of felt.The Big Bang was a soft though consistent annoyance.Dogs chase after runaway planets.When planets collide, it is okay because everything is felt.Neptunians are always cold and really just want to wear something cozy.And that's the thing. We want to be cozy.This issue of The Ekphrasis Take-Out is a cohesive collection of felt and the ... Read more

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  • 100 Heroes

    Who did you idolize as a kid? Who did you see as a hero?David Macpherson has asked that question to himself and assembled 100 heroes of his from before he was 13. When you are a kid, you are the most open to having a hero.Each hero gets a little essay describing why they mattered. Some of these are funny and absurd. Some are moving. There are a good deal of comic book and television heroes, but ... Read more

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