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  • What to Expect When You're Expected

    A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters

    by David Javerbaum ...
    This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?”• “I’m kicking as ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • An Act of God

    Previously Published as The Last Testament: A Memoir by God

    by David Javerbaum ...
    ***An Act of God (previously published as The Last Testament: A Memoir) is now a major Broadway show starring Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory) and directed by Joe Mantello (Wicked)***Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multitalented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • The Book of Pslams

    97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure

    by God, David Javerbaum, Jesus, The Holy Ghost ...
    Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award–winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms—hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.God has ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • The Book of Bieb

    by God, David Javerbaum ...
    A new book of the Bible devoted to the unholy life and times of Justin Bieber, penned by the Bieb's #1 fan and popular Twitter personality, @TheTweetOfGod.It has been nearly 2,000 years since anyone has written a new book of the Bible. Now @TheTweetOfGod, the Twitter account belong to the Lord thy God King of the Universe, ends that literary dry spell with The Book of Bieb, which tells in chapter ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

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    The Last Testament

    A Memoir

    by God ...
    Narrated by David Javerbaum ...

    Unabridged

    9 hours 27 min

    ***NOW A MAJOR BROADWAY SHOW STARRING JIM PARSONS (THE BIG BANG THEORY) AND DIRECTED BY JOE MANTELLO (WICKED)***Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multitalented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the universe, the entirety of world history, and the successful transitioning ... Read more

    $25.99 USD

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    The Book of Pslams

    97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure

    by God, David Javerbaum, Jesus, The Holy Ghost ...
    Narrated by David Javerbaum ...

    Unabridged

    3 hours 34 min

    Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award–winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms—hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.God has ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

    Also available as: eBook

    Also available as: eBook

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    A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not

    by Thomas Hill ...
    The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one ... Read more

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  • The Girlfriends' Guide to Surviving the First Year of Motherhood

    Wise and Witty Advice on Everything from Coping with Postpartum Moodswings to Salvaging Your Sex Life to Fitting into That Favorite Pair of Jeans

    by Vicki Iovine ...
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    When it comes to your new baby, everyone from Dr. Spock to Dr. Brazleton has an armful of advice. But no one's delivering any tips on how you can care for yourself. Now, four-time delivery room veteran Vicki Iovine answers your questions, calms your fears, and cracks you up as only a girlfriend can, with straight advice and hilarious observations on..."Baby euphoria": Is it a mind-altering drug? ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • What to Expect the Second Year

    From 12 to 24 Months

    by Heidi Murkoff ...
    Series series What to Expect
    The complete why, when, and how-to guide for parenting a one-year-old.When will my 13-month-old start to walk?Shouldn’t my 14-month-old be talking already?How can I get my picky eater to pick something besides pasta?Sure, I can ignore a tantrum at home—but what am I supposed to do in the middle of the mall?Why does my toddler have such a hard time sharing? Taking turns? Playing nicely?When should ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy

    by Vicki Iovine ...
    The practical, comforting, honest, and hilarious bestseller for moms-to-be, with more than one and a half million copies in print!Your doctor gives you medical advice. Your mother buys you baby clothes. But who can give you the real skinny when you’re pregnant?Your girlfriends, of course—at least, the ones who’ve been through the exhilaration and exhaustion, the agony and ecstasy of pregnancy. ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • What to Expect the First Year

    (Updated in 2025)

    by Heidi Murkoff ...
    Series series What to Expect
    Updated regularly, America’s baby bible answers all your questions.How can I get my baby to tell night from day?Is my breastfed baby getting enough to eat?When should I start solids? And what should I start with?When will my baby sleep through the night?Will my colicky baby ever stop crying?What are the best toys for my baby?Is it okay to let my baby play with my smartphone?Should I buy org... ... Read more

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  • Secrets of the Baby Whisperer

    by Tracy Hogg, Melinda Blau ...
    “TRACY HOGG HAS GIVEN PARENTS A GREAT GIFT–the ability to develop early insight into their child’s temperament.”–Los Angeles FamilyWhen Tracy Hogg’s Secrets of the Baby Whisperer was first published, it soared onto bestseller lists across the country. Parents everywhere became “whisperers” to their newborns, amazed that they could actually communicate with their baby within weeks of their child’s ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook