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  • Why Steve Was Late

    101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping

    by Dave Skinner ...
    A lifesaving collection of hilarious—and sometimes even plausible—excuses for being late, handily dreamed up and illustrated by someone elseEver been late? Steve has, 101 times this year alone—but he always has a good excuse! Here they are for you to enjoy, and maybe even borrow. Try, "I was overcome by the urge to alphabetize my pets," or perhaps a simple "Had ninja trouble." Steve has used both ... Read more

    $8.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Snowflake's Guide to Christmas

    How to Survive a Deeply Problematic Holiday

    by Dave Skinner ...
    Christmas is an ethical and political minefield. Luckily, this survival guide contains valuable advice on how to navigate the hazards of the holiday season. Learn how to: launch a scathing dinner table takedown on your woefully unwoke relatives; craft your own sustainable decorations that bring festive cheer without compromising the 2050 Paris Agreement; splurge on Black Friday without propping up ... Read more

    $7.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Ofnibus

    by Dave Skinner ...
    The Ofnibus is a novelette sized collection of four short stories about a thief/want-a-be-wizard named Forn. The stories are titled; Of thieves and wizards, Of man, mouse, and monster, Of dungeons and demons, and Of friends and fiends, hence the Ofnibus title. Magic plays a role in each adventure, as does revenge, love, and betrayal. ... Read more

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  • Paladins of Shannara: Allanon's Quest (Short Story)

    by Terry Brooks ...
    Series series Paladins of Shannara
    The legendary hero Allanon takes center stage in the first of three gripping new stand-alone eBook short stories set in the world of the fantasy-fiction phenomenon that is Shannara—by beloved New York Times bestselling author Terry Brooks.The history is thus: The once-Druid Brona, seduced by his pursuit of dark magic, was forever transformed into the Warlock Lord—whose evil would be the downfall ... Read more

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  • Paladins of Shannara: The Weapons Master's Choice (Short Story)

    by Terry Brooks ...
    Series series Paladins of Shannara
    A city besieged by a powerful warlock seeks salvation from a fabled warrior in the second of three gripping new stand-alone eBook short stories set in the world of the fantasy-fiction phenomenon that is Shannara—by beloved New York Times bestselling author Terry Brooks.His extraordinary—and deadly—skills have earned Garet Jax renown and infamy as the man called the Weapons Master. Rootless, ... Read more

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  • Indomitable

    A Short Novel from the Legends II Collection

    by Terry Brooks ...
    Series series Shannara
    An epilogue to The Wishsong of ShannaraThe time of the Shannara follows in the wake of an apocalypse that has destroyed the old world and very nearly annihilated its people as well. A thousand years of savagery and barbarism have concluded at the start the series with the emergence of a new civilization in which magic has replaced science as the dominant source of power. A Druid Council comprised ... Read more

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  • Shield Knight: Third's Tale

    Series Book 2 - Shield Knight
    For a thousand years, the woman called Third was an urdhracos, a slave of the dark elven lord called the Traveler.Now the Traveler is dead, and Third is free.But when she undertakes the quest to find the missing Shield Knight of Andomhaim, Third must face the bloody shadows of her past.Because if she does not, those shadows will devour her... ... Read more

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  • The Bone Orcs

    Series series The Bone Quest
    RIDMARK ARBAN was once an honored Swordbearer. Now he is a disgraced exile, outcast and alone.Yet he is still a warrior without peer, and when death cultists attack an innocent village, Ridmark must put himself to the test to save the villagers.Or die in the attempt... ... Read more

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  • The Skull Trees

    Series series The Bone Quest
    RIDMARK ARBAN was once an honored Swordbearer. Now he is a disgraced exile, outcast and alone.To redeem himself, he seeks the secret of the return of the Frostborn, guarded by the mysterious Elder Shamans of Qazaluuskan Forest.But the Shamans hold their secrets tightly, and their guardians might kill Ridmark before he draws near... ... Read more

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  • The Dagger Jaws

    Series Book 3 - The Bone Quest
    RIDMARK ARBAN was once an honored Swordbearer. Now he is a disgraced exile, outcast and alone.To redeem himself, he seeks the secret of the return of the Frostborn, guarded by the mysterious Elder Shamans of Qazaluuskan Forest.But only the kobolds of the Dagger Jaws tribe know where to find the Elder Shamans. To learn their secrets, Ridmark must complete a task for the vicious kobolds.And kobolds ... Read more

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  • Zeus and the Thunderbolt of Doom

    Illustrated by Craig Phillips ...
    Series series Heroes in Training
    After pulling a magical thunderbolt from a stone, ten-year-old Zeus goes on the adventure of a lifetime in this thrilling start to a brand-new series!The terrible Titans—merciless giants who enjoy snacking on humans—have dominated the earth and put the world into chaos. But their rule is about to be put to the test as a group of young Olympians discover their powers and prepare to righteously rule ... Read more

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  • The Ghost Halfling

    Series Book 4 - The Bone Quest
    RIDMARK ARBAN was once an honored Swordbearer. Now he is a disgraced exile, outcast and alone.To redeem himself, he seeks the secret of the return of the Frostborn, a secret guarded by the mysterious Elder Shamans of Qazaluuskan Forest.On the outer edges of the Qazaluuskan Forest, Ridmark finds himself caught in a battle between two dangerous foes.And both foes might mean his death... ... Read more

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