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  • Follow the Feeling

    (A-WOP-BOB-A-LOO-BOP-A-WAM-BAM-BOOM!)

    Series series THE BOREDOM TRILOGY
    What happens when your mother dies, you cannot relate to your kids and your wife is just the first lady to wave her pearly puppy dog eyes at you?You do as Dennis does!Romance and life begins when you disregard all that has gone on before.Written with the wit of Kurt Vonnegut, the heart of Knut Hamsun and Carson McCullers combined. Truly a modern incarnation of that blunted reality seeker Charles ... Read more

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  • The Oddballs

    In an alternate universe, reminiscent of ours, here's How I learned to love the weird!

    Have you ever felt weird? Too weird to fit into modern (or any period in time) life?Rest your weary head because I have created creatures that have taken on an uncouth life of their own.May I introduce Sir Daniel Fortesque the First and the miserly Quentin-Byron the forty-eighth.They live in a castle.Drink where they can.Eat where they must!And they cherish the night and somehow bring the ... Read more

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  • Loves unalterable Kiss

    For the romantic joker in you

    by D.David Croot (Author) Format: Kindle Edition4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars 11 ratingsBook 1 of 2: Ungodly Attempts at dissecting the modern era...See all formats and editionsFrom the depths of Baudelaire to the brilliance of a Byron in bloom we jump into the vapid rivers of a self reflective doomed and isolated soul, eager for an early suicide reminiscent of any romantic worth the drool he holds in ... Read more

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  • I am now DOG

    Think! tales of the crypt or similar to the twilight zone!

    I am now DogI am now Dog is dedicated to my Dad and my brother.We are all bastards and get away with far too much in life. But life is pure and so are we. This is the reason I wrote I am now dog.It’s funny, hip and toys with the human condition as well as current socio-political events in a way that that, frankly, turns my literary head on.There is a debt of honour for Mikhail Bulgakov’s heart of ... Read more

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    In this first issue of The Vampire Mysteries, Cassandra Dubois, a young vampire, recounts the things that led to the death of her parents, revealing a terrible plot that threatens to destroy both the vampire and human worlds. But just as she finds some of the answers in her father's journal, she is set upon by an unknown assailant whom she, and her toad companion, pursue to places unknown. ... Read more

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  • An Emotional Menagerie

    Feelings from A to Z

    Illustrated by Rachael Saunders ...
    An imaginative and engaging exploration of childhood emotions through poetry and evocative illustration.Emotions are like animals:No two are quite the same.Some are quiet; some are fierce;And all are hard to tame.Children experience all sorts of emotions: sometimes going through several very different ones before breakfast. Yet they can struggle to put these feelings into words. An inability to ... Read more

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  • There Lives a Young Girl in Me Who Will Not Die

    Selected Poems

    Series series FSG Poetry
    By the acclaimed author of The Copenhagen Trilogy, a startling and darkly funny volume of selected poetry, the first to be translated into English.*It was a meaningless daylike what you callloveIt was a ThursdayIn parentheses. The brackets around itHave already fadedLife tastes of ashAnd is bearable.*From one of Denmark’s most celebrated twentieth-century writers, the author of the acclaimed Cop.. ... Read more

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  • The Seduction Charade

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    Re-read this classic romance by New York Times bestselling author PennyJordan, originally published as Substitute Lover in 1987Gray Chalmers needed Stephanie to pose as his lover to help him resist the attractionsof a beautiful but married woman. Gray knew Stephanie, knew she didn't even like beingtouched. Yet he insisted she return to play the part of the femme fatale.Gray had never pried into ... Read more

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  • It's a Big Big World

    by Abi Akl Hanna ...
    ‘The world was against me.’ As up-and-coming writer John Kaliba anticipates the publication of his first book – which he thinks will propel him to literary fame – he also faces the challenges of making it in a foreign country. As John contemplates the day-to-day hustle that comes with integrating a new system, he must manage between preserving his love for Diane, fending off his relentless ... Read more

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  • Ham Helsing #3: Raising the Stakes

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    by Rich Moyer ...
    Series Book 3 - Ham Helsing
    The monster hunting hero Ham Helsing is back for his biggest challenge yet—a family reunion? Vampires, monsters, and now your dad?! This action-packed graphic novel brings on the laughs and the drama!Ham and his pals are snowed in at the old Helsing manor...and they aren't the only ones haunting its dusty halls. All Ham wanted to do was get some closure after the death of his father, but when his ... Read more

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  • The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever

    by Joe King ...
    What happens if you see twin witches?You won't be able to tell which witch is witchWhat did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?You can't fool me, I can see right through youWill: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.'Mum: 'What do they say?'Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?'Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.'These and many more howlers to make ... Read more

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  • Spotted Lily

    by Anna Tambour ...
    Angela Pendergast, escapee from the Australian bush, grew up with the smell of hot mutton fat in her hair, the thought of her teeth crunching a cold Tim Tam chocolate biscuit-the height of decadent frivolity. Now, though her tastes have grown and she knows absolutely what she wants, her life is embarrassingly stuck. So when the Devil drops into her bedroom in her sharehouse in inner-city Sydney ... Read more

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