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  • You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

    Shocking but Utterly True Facts

    by Cracked.com ...
    From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.comYOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE…You're going to wish you never picked up this book.Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:* A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.* The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • The De-Textbook

    The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    by Cracked.com ...
    You are an idiot.Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with ... Read more

    Was $6.99 USD Now $5.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

    Shocking but Utterly True Facts

    by Cracked.com ...
    Narrated by Johnny Heller ...

    Unabridged

    6 hours 12 min

    You're going to wish you never picked up this book.Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that ... Read more

    $16.99 USD

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    This Book is Full of Spiders

    Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

    by David Wong ...
    Narrated by Nick Podehl ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - John Dies at the End

    Unabridged

    14 hours 50 min

    From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of ... Read more

    $42.99 USD

  • This Book Is Full of Spiders

    Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

    Series Book 2 - John Dies at the End
    From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • The Book of General Ignorance

    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A shockingly counterintuitive book of trivia that cuts through the misconceptions that most of us call “facts” to show how wrong we are about . . . well, everything.“Trivia buffs and know-it-alls alike will exult to find so much repeatable wisdom gathered in one place.”—The New York TimesThink Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • John Dies at the End

    Series Book 1 - John Dies at the End
    John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.Now a Major Motion Picture."[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement."—Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tepSTOP.</str... ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • What the Hell Did I Just Read

    A Novel of Cosmic Horror

    Series Book 3 - John Dies at the End
    **John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post).Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Lovecraft Country

    A Novel

    by Matt Ruff ...
    Now an HBO® Series from J.J. Abrams (Executive Producer of Westworld), Misha Green (Creator of Underground) and Jordan Peele (Director of Get Out)The critically acclaimed cult novelist makes visceral the terrors of life in Jim Crow America and its lingering effects in this brilliant and wondrous work of the imagination that melds 1950s historical fiction, pulp noir, and Lovecraftian horror and ... Read more

    $14.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Everything Box

    A Novel

    Series Book 1 - Another Coop Heist
    Reminiscent of the edgy, offbeat humor of Chris Moore and Matt Ruff, the first entry in a whimsical, fast-paced supernatural series from the New York Times bestselling author of the Sandman Slim novels-a dark and humorous story involving a doomsday gizmo, a horde of baddies determined to possess its power, and a clever thief who must steal it back . . . again and again.22000 B.C. A beautiful, ... Read more

    Was $8.99 USD Now $6.99 USD

  • A Nameless Witch

    An "entertainingly witchy" tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism from the award-winning author of Too Many Curses ( Booklist).Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty—things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll ... Read more

    $14.39 USD