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“chris illuminati”

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  • Thank You For Not Laughing

    by Chris Illuminati ...
    Keeping a journal is recommended practice for all writers, comedians and even crazy people. Just a notebook to jot down life's sometimes forgotten moments, deep thoughts, big fantastic ideas, big dumb ideas, funny quotes, story changes, jokes, to-do lists, and whatever crosses the mind in hours spent awake.I keep a writing journal. Several. Most of the writing should never be seen by eyes other ... Read more

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  • A**holeology

    The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it

    by Steven B Greene, Dennis Lavalle, Chris Illuminati ...
    Steve Carrell-the Pretend AssholeAri Gold-the Hollywood AssholeSimon Cowell-the Trying-Too-Hard AssholeMickey Rourke-the Reformed AssholeBarney Stintson-the True AssholeTo truly be an asshole is an art form. It requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while in your face. Better men than most have failed miserably. That's why there's this guide ... Read more

    Was $9.99 USD Now $2.99 USD

  • The New Dad Dictionary

    Everything He Really Needs to Know - from A to Z

    by Chris Illuminati ...
    Chris Illuminati shares everything new dads really need to know, including parenting techniques and theories, all on Dad's terms!Are you ready for cluster feedings and cradle cap? How about meconium and jaundice? With The New Dad Dictionary, you no longer have to page through parenting tomes to understand what everyone is talking about.From engorgement to independent play, author Chris Illuminati ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • A**holeology The Cheat Sheet

    Put the science into practice in everyday situations

    by Chris Illuminati ...
    Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal. And for those who don't-but want to-there's this guide. It takes the concepts covered in the bestselling original and applies them to everyday life.Now you can quit being a pansy and get what you want without looking like a douchebag. It's spelled out step by step. Need to sign a new account? Done. Score better seats to the playoff game? Handled. ... Read more

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    **Hailed by David Sedaris as "perfectly, relentlessly funny" and by Colson Whitehead as "sardonic without being cruel, tender without being sentimental," from the author of the new collection Look Alive Out There.Wry, hilarious, and profoundly genuine, this debut collection of literary essays is a celebration of fallibility and haplessness in all their glory.**From despoiling an exhibit at the ... Read more

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  • Why Not Me?

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    by Jen Lancaster ...
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  • Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

    by Kelly Oxford ...
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  • The Last Black Unicorn

    by Tiffany Haddish ...
    Series series A Bestselling Comedian Memoir
    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER“An inspiring story that manages to be painful, honest, shocking, bawdy, and hilarious.” —The New York Times Book ReviewFrom stand-up comedian, actress, and breakout star of Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish, comes The Last Black Unicorn, a sidesplitting, hysterical, edgy, and unflinching collection of (extremely) personal essays, as fearless a... ... Read more

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