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  • A**holeology

    The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it

    Steve Carrell-the Pretend AssholeAri Gold-the Hollywood AssholeSimon Cowell-the Trying-Too-Hard AssholeMickey Rourke-the Reformed AssholeBarney Stintson-the True AssholeTo truly be an asshole is an art form. It requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while in your face. Better men than most have failed miserably. That's why there's this guide ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • The New Dad Dictionary

    Everything He Really Needs to Know - from A to Z

    Chris Illuminati shares everything new dads really need to know, including parenting techniques and theories, all on Dad's terms!Are you ready for cluster feedings and cradle cap? How about meconium and jaundice? With The New Dad Dictionary, you no longer have to page through parenting tomes to understand what everyone is talking about.From engorgement to independent play, author Chris Illuminati ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • A**holeology The Cheat Sheet

    Put the science into practice in everyday situations

    Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal. And for those who don't-but want to-there's this guide. It takes the concepts covered in the bestselling original and applies them to everyday life.Now you can quit being a pansy and get what you want without looking like a douchebag. It's spelled out step by step. Need to sign a new account? Done. Score better seats to the playoff game? Handled. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

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  • Rules of the Game

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    If you want to play the Game, you've got to know the Rules.In his international bestseller The Game, Neil Strauss delved into the secret world of pick-up artists—men who have created a science out of the art of seduction. Not only did he reveal the techniques that they had developed, but he became a master of The Game, and the world's No. 1 PUA, as Style.Now, in this bestselling companion, Strauss ... Read more

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  • I Was Told There'd Be Cake

    **Hailed by David Sedaris as "perfectly, relentlessly funny" and by Colson Whitehead as "sardonic without being cruel, tender without being sentimental," from the author of the new collection Look Alive Out There.Wry, hilarious, and profoundly genuine, this debut collection of literary essays is a celebration of fallibility and haplessness in all their glory.**From despoiling an exhibit at the ... Read more

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  • Would You Rather...? The Big Book

    Over 1,500 Decidedly Deranged ALL NEW Dilemmas to Ponder

    Series series Would You Rather...?
    Since the publication of the first Would You Rather...? title in 1997, Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have gone forth to spawn a franchise that shows no signs of slowing down or growing old. In this hilariously hefty addition to the series, the authors have created more than 1,500 all-new, never-before-published questions that will have regular readers and newcomers alike laughing out loud as ... Read more

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  • Bitter is the New Black

    Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why YouShould Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

    by Jen Lancaster ...
    New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster takes you from sorority house to penthouse to poorhouse in her hilarious memoir of living the sweet life—until real life kicked her to the curb.She had the perfect man, the perfect job—hell, she had the perfect life—and there was no reason to think it wouldn't last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • The Last Black Unicorn

    Series series A Bestselling Comedian Memoir
    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER“An inspiring story that manages to be painful, honest, shocking, bawdy, and hilarious.” —The New York Times Book ReviewFrom stand-up comedian, actress, and breakout star of Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish, comes The Last Black Unicorn, a sidesplitting, hysterical, edgy, and unflinching collection of (extremely) personal essays, as fearless a... ... Read more

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  • The New Dad's Survival Guide

    Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers

    Fatherhood demystified!Finally: a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies -- just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master ... Read more

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  • Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?

    Confessions of a Gay Dad

    From actor/writer/producer Dan Bucatinsky, executive producer of NBC’s Who Do You Think You Are?, a collection of snort-milk-through-your-nose funny stories of parenthood that will obliterate the boundaries of gender and sexual orientation, and sweep readers up on a journey into fatherhood—warts and all.In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an LA delivery room, ... Read more

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  • Hurrah for Gin

    THE BESTSELLING CLASSIC HUMOUR BOOK FOR PERFECTLY IMPERFECT PARENTS

    Series Book 1 - Hurrah for Gin
    FROM THE BESTSELLLING AUTHOR OF THE LOTTIE BROOKS SERIES, KATIE KIRBYThis book is not a how-to-guide. It won't tell you how to get your baby to sleep, how to deal with toddler tantrums, how to be a good parent, a cool parent or even a renegade parent. It is a book about parenting that contains absolutely no useful advice whatsoever.Instead it shares beautifully honest anecdotes and illustrations ... Read more

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