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  • Text Me, Love Mom

    Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest

    by Candace Allan ...
    In an age where our kids are helicopter parented and bubble wrapped, this mother of four isn't looking forward to her four talented, artistic children leaving the family home. Bubble after protective bubble bursts as her troupe queues up and flies off to distant places. Candace Allan attempts to iparent from afar through sometimes turbulent, sometimes funny, and always curious new times. Text Me, ... Read more

    $8.69 USD

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  • I Heart My Little A-Holes

    A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

    by Karen Alpert ...
    "Crass, inappropriate, and absolutely hysterical. In other words, absolutely everything you could want in a parenting book and more." —Jill Smokler, New York Times–bestselling authorFollowing the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Erma Bombeck Collection

    If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

    by Erma Bombeck ...
    Three hilarious books in one from the #1 New York Times–bestselling author on marriage, motherhood, and the absurdities of suburban life.If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? is Erma Bombeck's timelessly witty look at the hidden side of married life.Motherhood captures one of the toughest jobs on earth with humor and heart.The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank is ... Read more

    $33.19 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay

    And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom

    The moment the second line on the pee stick turns pink, women discover they've entered a world of parenting experts.Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy -- suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn't, not to mention hordes of ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • Sh*tty Mom

    The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

    "Nearly criminally funny . . . carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill." — TimeSh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Of Mess and Moxie

    Wrangling Delight Out of This Wild and Glorious Life

    by Jen Hatmaker ...
    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERLife is messy for each of us. But Jen Hatmaker reminds us that it's okay to admit that we're all in the same boat. Join New York Times bestselling author and honorary big sister Jen as she shares hilarious tales, shameless honesty, and unconditional hope for the woman who's forgotten her moxie.We will endure discouragement, heartbreak, failure, and suffering. All of us. ... Read more

    $9.49 USD

  • Naptime Is the New Happy Hour

    And Other Ways Toddlers Turn Your Life Upside Down

    Motherhood -- it's not for wimps.Once the zigzagging hormones and endless, bleary-eyed exhaustion of the first year have worn off, you're left with the startling realization that your tiny, immobile bundle has become a rampaging toddler, complete with his or her very own, very forceful personality.Just as Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay helped debunk decades of parenting myths to offer honest ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Hurrah for Gin

    THE BESTSELLING CLASSIC HUMOUR BOOK FOR PERFECTLY IMPERFECT PARENTS

    Series Book 1 - Hurrah for Gin
    FROM THE BESTSELLLING AUTHOR OF THE LOTTIE BROOKS SERIES, KATIE KIRBYThis book is not a how-to-guide. It won't tell you how to get your baby to sleep, how to deal with toddler tantrums, how to be a good parent, a cool parent or even a renegade parent. It is a book about parenting that contains absolutely no useful advice whatsoever.Instead it shares beautifully honest anecdotes and illustrations ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Motherhood

    The Second Oldest Profession

    by Erma Bombeck ...
    #1 New York Times bestseller: A hilarious look at one of the toughest jobs on earth, by a writer "with the comic equivalent of perfect pitch" ( The Boston Globe).Anyone who thinks motherhood is easy has never had children. To care for children, a husband, and oneself is a superhuman task, and any woman who appears to be expert at doing all three simultaneously is not Supermom—she's a good actress ... Read more

    $14.39 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • People I Want to Punch in the Throat (Vol #3)

    People I Want to Punch in the Throat, #3

    by Jen Mann ...
    Series Book 3 - People I Want to Punch in the Throat
    The THIRD collection of Singles from the New York Times best selling humorist, Jen Mann. This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.Volume ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • You'll Lose the Baby Weight

    (And Other Lies about Pregnancy and Childbirth)

    by Dawn Meehan ...
    You’ll Lose the Baby Weight is a humorous look at pregnancy and childbirth. The author shares the parts about pregnancy that your doctor doesn’t tell you--like how many times you are asked to pee whether you want to or not, from figuring out if you're pregnant by peeing on a pee stick to every time you go in for your doctor visit. And then there is the time when you are not allowed to pee but are ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane

    And Other Lessons in Parenting from a Highly Questionable Source

    by Johanna Stein ...
    Looking for the perfect book to help you survive childbirth and parenting with your sanity intact?Look elsewhere.For Johanna Stein (writer/comedian/forward/slash/abuser and occasionally neurotic/immature/way-too-candid mom), parenting is an extreme sport. Her stories from the trenches may not always be shared experiences -- Have you ever wondered if your baby's "soft spot" is like a delete key? ... Read more

    $12.99 USD