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Murder With a Psychic Touch

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Series Book 1 - A Wonder Springs Cozy Mystery
She’s framed for murder.Her mind-reading parrot talks too much.And her secret power has just made her a powerful new enemy…From award-winning mystery writer Bill Alive (author of Murder Feels Awful) comes a magical new cozy mystery series starring Summer Sassafras, psychic detective.Wonder Springs, Virginia, seems like such a sweet little country town to visit. But when Summer answers a mysterious ... Read more

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She’s framed for murder.Her mind-reading parrot talks too much.And her secret power has just made her a powerful new enemy…From award-winning mystery writer Bill Alive (author of Murder Feels Awful) comes a magical new cozy mystery series starring Summer Sassafras, psychic detective.Wonder Springs, Virginia, seems like such a sweet little country town to visit. But when Summer answers a mysterious
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Murder Feels Awful

A Super Funny Psychic Detective Cozy Mystery With Heart

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Series Book 1 - An Empath Detective Cozy Mystery
This detective feels your pain.A glider crashes in the Blue Ridge mountains. The cops call it an accident. But Mark knows it was murder.Because he could feel it.Sergeant Gwen is sure he’s faking his “power”. If only she were right.Mark’s an “empath” — whatever you’re feeling, Mark feels too. Which usually hurts. And in this cozy little country Virginia town, he just wants to be left alone. He can ... Read more

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This detective feels your pain.A glider crashes in the Blue Ridge mountains. The cops call it an accident. But Mark knows it was murder.Because he could feel it.Sergeant Gwen is sure he’s faking his “power”. If only she were right.Mark’s an “empath” — whatever you’re feeling, Mark feels too. Which usually hurts. And in this cozy little country Virginia town, he just wants to be left alone. He can
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Violet and the Seven Dwarves

A Fairy Tale

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From BILL ALIVE, the celebrated author of TREE MAGIC, comes a stunning new retelling of Snow White (and other fairy tales as well) in a splendid fantasy of rare power and magic.In the little kingdom of Emlyn, deep in the dark and endless Forest, the Princess Violet slaves away as a wretched servant.Trapped in the castle of her brutal, exquisitely beautiful stepmother, the Queen.And Violet knows ... Read more

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From BILL ALIVE, the celebrated author of TREE MAGIC, comes a stunning new retelling of Snow White (and other fairy tales as well) in a splendid fantasy of rare power and magic.In the little kingdom of Emlyn, deep in the dark and endless Forest, the Princess Violet slaves away as a wretched servant.Trapped in the castle of her brutal, exquisitely beautiful stepmother, the Queen.And Violet knows
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Rich, Skinny, and SUPER Spiritual!

Transform your ENTIRE LIFE In Just 24 HOURS!! For Real!!!

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Series Book 1 - Alexio Fairfax TRANSFORMS Your Life!
Hey, you’re awesome!And I’m Alexio Fairfax, Internet gazillionaire!!Ready to spill my SUCCESS SECRETS for your TRANSFORMATION!!!I used to be just like you… chained to a cubicle, living off deep-fried pigs’ feet, and trying to fill the void by racking up credit card debt buying antique collectible rototillers I didn’t really need. I was fat, I was broke, and I hadn’t practiced my bassoon in months ... Read more

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Hey, you’re awesome!And I’m Alexio Fairfax, Internet gazillionaire!!Ready to spill my SUCCESS SECRETS for your TRANSFORMATION!!!I used to be just like you… chained to a cubicle, living off deep-fried pigs’ feet, and trying to fill the void by racking up credit card debt buying antique collectible rototillers I didn’t really need. I was fat, I was broke, and I hadn’t practiced my bassoon in months
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The Official Comedy Series Starter

A Three-Book Bundle

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From the festive mind of acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this generous bundle of three hilarious books in full, each one the perfect starter to a separate comedy series.Bill Alive writes a lot of comedy.Deliciously funny. Across multiple series.Long novels, short parodies, entire absurd books pretending to be self-help…For a browsing, beleaguered hu ... Read more

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From the festive mind of acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this generous bundle of three hilarious books in full, each one the perfect starter to a separate comedy series.Bill Alive writes a lot of comedy.Deliciously funny. Across multiple series.Long novels, short parodies, entire absurd books pretending to be self-help…For a browsing, beleaguered hu
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Coffee Beans

A Comedy (With Some Romance)

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From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this radiantly ludicrous comedy of young love and new beans.Young, anxious Simon longs to ask the lovely Diane Wershinghaven out on their first date.Do they know each other as friends? Sure. For six years now. She might even like him! Probably time to make his move.The problem? Her robust, even terrifying, mother ... Read more

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From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this radiantly ludicrous comedy of young love and new beans.Young, anxious Simon longs to ask the lovely Diane Wershinghaven out on their first date.Do they know each other as friends? Sure. For six years now. She might even like him! Probably time to make his move.The problem? Her robust, even terrifying, mother
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No Man's Hair Is His Own

A Sweet Little Story of Love and (Hair) Loss

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From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes a short, sweet tale of young love and possible hair loss.Lily and Ferdinand only just met two and a half hours ago. But they share so much in common. Surely love, true love, a magnificent love for the ages awaits!Except for one little problem.She knows.The shameful, wretched truth that every man tries to hide…A ... Read more

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From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes a short, sweet tale of young love and possible hair loss.Lily and Ferdinand only just met two and a half hours ago. But they share so much in common. Surely love, true love, a magnificent love for the ages awaits!Except for one little problem.She knows.The shameful, wretched truth that every man tries to hide…A
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DJ Jarba and Rockabilly Go to Venice

A Goofball Buddy Comedy

by Bill Alive ...

From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this goofball buddy comedy starring two unlikely heroes (and one relentless cop).DJ Jarba and Rockabilly expected to savor their college semester overseas in Europe. The travel! The memories! And especially, doing their fun little college radio show together every Tuesday, broadcasting from wherever they might go ... Read more

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From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this goofball buddy comedy starring two unlikely heroes (and one relentless cop).DJ Jarba and Rockabilly expected to savor their college semester overseas in Europe. The travel! The memories! And especially, doing their fun little college radio show together every Tuesday, broadcasting from wherever they might go
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Birthday Boy

A Time Travel Short Story

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From the festive mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a short, sparkling tale of time travel, sibling rivalry (well, cousins), and love.What if we’d gotten time travel instead of the Internet?It’s 2005, and Marvin, a still-mostly-aspiring actor, is turning thirty. His brilliant, blowhard cousin Drew, though only two weeks older, has just made ... Read more

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From the festive mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a short, sparkling tale of time travel, sibling rivalry (well, cousins), and love.What if we’d gotten time travel instead of the Internet?It’s 2005, and Marvin, a still-mostly-aspiring actor, is turning thirty. His brilliant, blowhard cousin Drew, though only two weeks older, has just made
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The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten

A Fantasy Short Story (Critiqued)

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From the festive mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a short, hilarious fantasy story, told as you’ve never heard a story told before!...unless you’ve done a critique group.So, sometimes writers do this thing called a “critique group”.One writer submits their story, the other writers read it, and then everyone sits in a circle. Each writer ... Read more

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From the festive mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a short, hilarious fantasy story, told as you’ve never heard a story told before!...unless you’ve done a critique group.So, sometimes writers do this thing called a “critique group”.One writer submits their story, the other writers read it, and then everyone sits in a circle. Each writer
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Commute Killer

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From the fevered mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a fresh (and slightly cynical) short story that may make you think twice about buying your first teleport.Teleports are finally on sale!Will Taylor finally get to skip his daily four-hour commute?Just imagine—four extra hours! Every day! Enough time to really get serious about his piano ... Read more

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From the fevered mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a fresh (and slightly cynical) short story that may make you think twice about buying your first teleport.Teleports are finally on sale!Will Taylor finally get to skip his daily four-hour commute?Just imagine—four extra hours! Every day! Enough time to really get serious about his piano
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The Affair of the Hideous Vase

A Short, Silly Cozy Mystery

by Bill Alive ...

From award-winning mystery writer BILL ALIVE (author of MURDER FEELS AWFUL) comes a hilarious short tale of a very unique crime...She's always hated it.But now it's gone. Stolen.The most hideous vase in the world.And if Stacy doesn't find the wretched thing before her Aunt Catherine comes to visit in three days…Aunt Catherine gave her the vase, of course. And she is not an aunt you want to offend ... Read more

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From award-winning mystery writer BILL ALIVE (author of MURDER FEELS AWFUL) comes a hilarious short tale of a very unique crime...She's always hated it.But now it's gone. Stolen.The most hideous vase in the world.And if Stacy doesn't find the wretched thing before her Aunt Catherine comes to visit in three days…Aunt Catherine gave her the vase, of course. And she is not an aunt you want to offend
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