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Pissed-Off Poetry for Every Occasion

by Beth Quinlan, Perry Taylor ...

Enough already. The Mary Sunshine act has got to go. The economy sucks, unemployment has reached an all-time high, and the ozone is beyond repair. But when all feels futile, there’s this hilarious compilation of 200-plus rants that give you permission to ditch the rose-colored glasses and have a satisfying laugh at the expense of those who piss you off.From spiteful sex and workplace BS to road ... Read more

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Enough already. The Mary Sunshine act has got to go. The economy sucks, unemployment has reached an all-time high, and the ozone is beyond repair. But when all feels futile, there’s this hilarious compilation of 200-plus rants that give you permission to ditch the rose-colored glasses and have a satisfying laugh at the expense of those who piss you off.From spiteful sex and workplace BS to road
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Dirty Dancin in le Shebeen

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Series Book 2 - Maggie Muff Trilogy
Nobady puts Maggie Muff in le corner - the sequel to Fifty Shades of Red White and BlueWell. It all started when Big Sally-Ann announced what she wanted for her fortieth birthday. Nat satisfied wih le two-man tent I gat her for doggin up Black Mountain, she wanted til do le last dance from Dirty Dancin in le shebeen on her birthday night. Here’s me, whaaaaaa? Ya wanna hear le carry-on lat went on ... Read more

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Nobady puts Maggie Muff in le corner - the sequel to Fifty Shades of Red White and BlueWell. It all started when Big Sally-Ann announced what she wanted for her fortieth birthday. Nat satisfied wih le two-man tent I gat her for doggin up Black Mountain, she wanted til do le last dance from Dirty Dancin in le shebeen on her birthday night. Here’s me, whaaaaaa? Ya wanna hear le carry-on lat went on
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51 Shades of Maggie, Glesga Style: A Glasgow parody of Fifty Shades of Grey

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Series Book 6 - Maggie Muff Trilogy
This is the story of lovable Maggie Muff – an ordinary Glesga girl with attitude, looking for love, who thinks she knows what she wants in a man.She is called in by the Dole and meets Mr Big, who is talk, dark, handsome, and gorgeous in his chinos.He seems like the man of her dreams, but that’s before he introduces her to his Red Room of Pain. Will the pain be worth it? Will Maggie get her fairy ... Read more

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This is the story of lovable Maggie Muff – an ordinary Glesga girl with attitude, looking for love, who thinks she knows what she wants in a man.She is called in by the Dole and meets Mr Big, who is talk, dark, handsome, and gorgeous in his chinos.He seems like the man of her dreams, but that’s before he introduces her to his Red Room of Pain. Will the pain be worth it? Will Maggie get her fairy
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I Like You

Hospitality Under the Influence

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The inspiration for the TV show At Home with Amy Sedaris, here is a hilarious, helpful, and informative guide on how to entertain.Are you lacking direction in how to whip up a swanky soiree for lumberjacks? A dinner party for white-collar workers? A festive gathering for the grieving? Don't despair!Take a cue from entertaining expert Amy Sedaris and host an unforgettable fete that will have your ... Read more

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The Taco Cleanse

The Tortilla-Based Diet Proven to Change Your Life

by Wes Allison, Stephanie Bogdanich, Molly R. Frisinger, Jessica Morris ...

"There's a new cleanse in town that fully embraces solid foods like corn tortillas, refried beans, and *praise hands* guacamole . . . and it's real." — CosmopolitanPrevent or reverse taco deficiency. Get that fresh taco-y feeling with over 75 seriously tasty vegan recipes.Tired of the same old cleanse? Instead of feeling rejuvenated are you feeling depleted, anxious, and cranky? (Not to mention . ... Read more

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100% Essex

Doing It The Essex Way

by Wendy Roby ...

There's only one Essex - and due to the phenomenal popularity of the hit reality-show The Only Way is Essex, the county has transformed from somewhere to be scoffed at to somewhere to be celebrated. 100% Essex is a hilarious book that does just that! Crammed full of bling, banter, Essex birds and blokes, it champions the Essex way of life as shown on screen, seamlessly mixing tongue-in-cheek ... Read more

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The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free

The True History of Canada

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A hilarious tour through Canada's history, from the nation's most trusted news source: The Beaverton.There is a new media empire in Canada—and unlike others, it is honest about being "fake news." Its satirical headlines have been misinforming Canadians across the country and the world, using parody to shine a light on the nation. What started as an immensely popular online newspaper led to a hit ... Read more

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I Hate Everything

by Matthew DiBenedetti ...

I hate that I'm going bald.I hate that I still make fun of bald people.I hate karma.Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist.. ... Read more

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I hate that I'm going bald.I hate that I still make fun of bald people.I hate karma.Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist..
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Enough About You

The Narcissist's 7-Step, 1-Minute Survival Guide to Sacred Spirituality, A Self-Empowered Career, and Highly Effective Relationships

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The Complete Narcissist's GuideMimi E. Gotist delivers a gift for our times: practical, simple guidance to help you cope with the self-loving people in your life-while nurturing your own inner narcissist.At once utterly self-absorbed, and charmingly aware of it, Gotist offers advice on:Dating: You're not looking for the person you want to marry -- you're looking for the person you want to ... Read more

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Quotations from Chairman Trump

by Carol Pogash ...

The essential wit and wisdom of President Trump: a compendium of things an actual US president actually said out loud to other people.President Donald J. Trump possesses a great sense of history and himself. A model statesman, he tweets every thought, and more. With one exception, he doesn't suffer fools lightly. This little red book attempts to capture the great man's philosophy on governance, ... Read more

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Encyclopaedia of Hell

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by Martin Olson ...

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