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“benny profane”

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  • I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

    by Benny Profane ...
    By a widely published author and the father of three children and one kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this book imagines:--What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language?--A band of 5000 yogis flown in from India specifically to balance India's budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at 5,000 ... Read more

    $3.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • About Those Monkey Brains ... My Secret Nights as an Indian Standup Comic in New York

    by Benny Profane ...
    As the author explains it: When I first came to America from India a few decades back, many Americans thought that India meant sacred cows, starving millions, snake charmers, monkeys, and elephants. Which upset me, because though one of my aunts was indeed a cow, the monkeys in my family had descended from the trees well over two hundred years earlier, and what's more—unlike Obama—had the birth ... Read more

    $5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Short History of Peckers

    by Benny Profane, Richard Crasta ...
    Men are ruled by their peckers, and yet, the role of the penis in human history (and also herstory) has been greatly underrated and understudied. There may be a hundred biographies and ten million words written about the life of a President or a king, and nothing at all about the pecker that ruled him. (Or, as more and more women become heads of state: the yoni that rules them.)Benny Profane’s ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

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  • The Gay Faith: Christ, Scripture, and Sexuality

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    Wanna know what's pissing me off today?People who tweet about every little thing they do, Real estate agents who advertise on bus benches, Prius Drivers, Guys with toupees, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid people on Facebook, Stupid people in general!... The list goes on and on!I’m equal opportunity offender Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff and I’m ready to open my big mouth and ... Read more

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