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  • Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back!

    Looking on the Bright Side with Baby Animals

    Finding the bright side of a terrible situation has never been easier, thanks to the adorable baby animal postcards found in Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back. Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, nationally bestselling authors of Grandma's Dead and Why is Daddy in a Dress?, are back with their third collection of cuteness designed to soften life's unexpected blows, whether you're dealing with shark ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

    A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

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    Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

    Unabridged

    44 min

    A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Grandma's Dead

    Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals

    Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you.Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Why Is Daddy in a Dress?

    Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals

    Why face the embarrassment of dealing with life's most awkward questions when adorable baby animals can do it for you? Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, the creators of the wickedly lovable Grandma's Dead, return with Why is Daddy in a Dress?, another invaluable aid to avoiding sticky situations. A book of postcards featuring cuddly kittens, playful puppies, fuzzy ducklings, and hoppity baby bunnies ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Collected Poems of Delmore Schwartz

    The first complete collection of the poetry of Delmore Schwartz, “the most underrated poet of the twentieth century" (John Berryman).When Delmore Schwartz published his first short story, “In Dreams Begin Responsibilities,” in Partisan Review in 1937, he became an instant literary celebrity. After the appearance of his first book (by the same name), he was inundated with praise. The famed poet ... Read more

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  • A German Picturesque

    Selected and Introduced by Ben Marcus

    Haunting in their tone, brilliant in their images––very like fantastic presences moving across glass––the twenty–one fictions in this startling debut collection seem both inexplicably familiar and like no writing we have seen before.The opening story leads us through a kaleidoscopic series of thoughts and memories around the act of writing a letter. Another, an intricately structured document of ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • About My Mother

    Translated by Roz Schwartz ...
    Since she's been ill, Lalla Fatma has become a frail little thing with a faltering memory. Lalla Fatma thinks she's in Fez in 1944, where she grew up, not in Tangier in 2000, where this story begins. She calls out to family members who are long dead and loses herself in the streets of her childhood, yearning for her first love and the city she left behind. By her bedside, her son Tahar listens to ... Read more

    $9.49 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • I Love Yoga

    A Source Book for Teens

    Illustrated by Ben Hodson ...
    Selected for inclusion in the Best Books for the Teen Age 2004 List by the New York Public Library.Yoga has been practiced for thousands of years, but its surge in popularity among young people is new. I Love Yoga is not a how-to book. It is the book for those who are already hooked, as well as for those who are just curious about this ancient activity.Ellen Schwartz – author of I’m a Vegetarian ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

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    Move Fast and Break Things

    How Facebook, Google, and Amazon Cornered Culture and Undermined Democracy

    Narrated by Jonathan Taplin ...

    Unabridged

    8 hours 23 min

    A stinging polemic that traces the destructive monopolization of the Internet by Google, Facebook and Amazon, and that proposes a new future for musicians, journalists, authors and filmmakers in the digital age.Move Fast and Break Things is the riveting account of a small group of libertarian entrepreneurs who in the 1990s began to hijack the original decentralized vision of the Internet, in the ... Read more

    $24.99 USD

  • For Bread Alone

    Translated by Paul Bowles ...
    Driven by famine from their home in the Rif, Mohamed's family walks to Tangier in search of a better life. But things are no better there. Eight of Mohamed's siblings die of malnutrition and neglect, and one is killed by his father in a fit of rage. On moving to another province Mohamed learns how to charm and steal, and discovers the joys of drugs, sex and alcohol. Proud, insolent and afraid of ... Read more

    $8.09 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The World I Live In

    by Helen Keller ...
    According to Wikipedia: "Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 June 1, 1968) was an American author, political activist and lecturer. She was the first deafblind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree. The story of how Keller's teacher, Anne Sullivan, broke through the isolation imposed by a near complete lack of language, allowing the girl to blossom as she learned to communicate, has become known ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus