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  • Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back!

    Looking on the Bright Side with Baby Animals

    by Amanda McCall, Ben Schwartz ...
    Finding the bright side of a terrible situation has never been easier, thanks to the adorable baby animal postcards found in Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back. Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, nationally bestselling authors of Grandma's Dead and Why is Daddy in a Dress?, are back with their third collection of cuteness designed to soften life's unexpected blows, whether you're dealing with shark ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Why Is Daddy in a Dress?

    Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals

    by Amanda McCall, Ben Schwartz ...
    Why face the embarrassment of dealing with life's most awkward questions when adorable baby animals can do it for you? Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, the creators of the wickedly lovable Grandma's Dead, return with Why is Daddy in a Dress?, another invaluable aid to avoiding sticky situations. A book of postcards featuring cuddly kittens, playful puppies, fuzzy ducklings, and hoppity baby bunnies ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Grandma's Dead

    Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals

    by Amanda McCall, Ben Schwartz ...
    Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you.Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

    by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses ...
    A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

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    Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

    by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses ...
    Narrated by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses ...

    Unabridged

    44 min

    A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

    Also available as: eBook

    Also available as: eBook

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    Move Fast and Break Things

    How Facebook, Google, and Amazon Cornered Culture and Undermined Democracy

    by Jonathan Taplin ...
    Narrated by Jonathan Taplin ...

    Unabridged

    8 hours 23 min

    A stinging polemic that traces the destructive monopolization of the Internet by Google, Facebook and Amazon, and that proposes a new future for musicians, journalists, authors and filmmakers in the digital age.Move Fast and Break Things is the riveting account of a small group of libertarian entrepreneurs who in the 1990s began to hijack the original decentralized vision of the Internet, in the ... Read more

    $24.99 USD

    Also available as: eBook

    Also available as: eBook

  • I Hate This Place

    The Pessimist's Guide to Life

    by Jimmy Fallon, Gloria Fallon ...
    From the Grammy-nominated star of Saturday Night Live and his equally talented sister comes a delightfully cynical look at life through a half-full glass.I HATE THIS PLACE is the book for anyone who's ever tired of crossing to the sunny side of the street, looking for that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or reading self-help books that are meant to bring peace and prosperity. ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • Feminist Ryan Gosling

    Feminist Theory (as Imagined) from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude

    by Danielle Henderson ...
    Based on the popular blog of the same name, Feminist Ryan Gosling pairs swoon-worthy photos of the sensitive, steamy actor with feminist theories to the delight of women (and more than a few of their mothers) everywhere.What started as a silly way for blogger Danielle Henderson and her classmates to keep track of the feminist theorists they were studying in class quickly turned into an overnight ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Lights Off, Swag On

    A Player's Handbook

    by Hitch Swagstone, Maurice Waters, Tyler Wagner ...
    Lights Off, Swag On is a series thought up by a group of roommates from Baltimore, Maryland in 2009. The idea was to take the various situations we encountered throughout our college experience. Through “research” and development we’ve finally reached our first product. A Player’s Handbook quickly touches on some of the situations we came across most often. Written from the perspective of Hitch ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Penguins with People Problems

    by Mary Laura Philpott ...
    Stress-eating after a breakup?Frustrated by the cost of a good cocktail?Stymied by the weirdness of abstract art?These penguins share your pain.The "random penguins" are a lineup of quirky, lovable weirdos with minds of their own. They understand the agony of social awkwardness, the power of the perfect smoky eye, and the arm- (or wing)-flapping terror of having a bee in the car. In fact, these ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • The Museum of Broken Relationships

    by Olinka Vistica, Drazen Grubisic ...
    In the spirit of Humans of New York and PostSecret, ths is a gorgeous gift book celebrating the objects that outlast love: a poignant, funny, sometimes bizarre and always delightful window into modern love and loss."Leave[s] your heart feeling full and connected." -- Frank Warren, PostSecretA postcard from a childhood sweetheart. A wedding dress sealed in a jar. A roll of undeveloped film. An axe ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Comics for a Strange World

    A Book of Poorly Drawn Lines

    by Reza Farazmand ...
    **Don’t Miss Poorly Drawn Lines on Cake, airing on FX and streaming on FX on Hulu!Absurd comics for our absurd times, from the artist behind the wildly popular webcomic Poorly Drawn Lines—the perfect gift for comic book fans!**In his follow up to the New York Times bestselling Poorly Drawn Lines, beloved webcomic artist Reza Farazmand returns with a collection of comics that hilariously skewers ... Read more

    $10.99 USD